what many of the international community are calling

the brutal and un-justified use of Hillary Clinton against their nation.

Secretary of state Clinton hit Islamabad at approximately nine AM yesterday,

as most civilians were starting their work day or attending morning prayers.

Just hours after Clinton arrived, the UN released a statement

condemning The United States, saying ''Under no circumstances is there ever

a justification for the preemptive deployment of Hillary Clinton

anywhere by any country.'' Joining us now is Pakistan’s ambassador

to The United States, Hasam Amdiri. Thank you for being here Mr. Ambassador.

Preliminary figures we have here are showing over 5,000 civilians suffered the full force

of Mrs. Clinton, and over a thousand more may have suffered some exposure

to her inflexible hair and pseudo-folksy hand gestures.

It's horrible. Innocent women and even children had to endure her

stiffly rehearsed stories about farmers she met who inspired her.

She was even sent into a hospital. - That's awful.

Mr. Obama clearly regards our people as beneath human dignity,

to have unleashed such a woman upon us. - The Red Cross has set up camps

just across the Afghan border for the tens of thousand of refugees

who fled their homes to avoid Mrs. Clinton. - They were the lucky ones.

Many more were trapped inside the Clintonized area, and could not escape

her clumsy attempts to relate to them. - So people were caught completely unaware?

I'm afraid so.

The Hillary Clinton warning sirens sounded just a few minutes before she hit.

It was too late for most people.

They had to endure her cacophonous fake laughter.

I'm just getting word that the White House has released

the following statement: ''We reserve the right

to use Hillary Clinton in situations where all other options have failed.''

Mr. Ambassador, this sounds like a threatening tone.

It is horrible, the world must unite against this act of naked aggression.

Let a thousand Hillary Clintons rain down upon those responsible for this.

Alright Mr. Amdiri, thank you very much for joining us.

Thank you. - Intelligence reports have indicated that

Pakistan is developing its own Hillary Clinton,

and that a Nida Alvi, a stiff, humorless provincial representative,

could be ready to use against a major U.S city as soon as 2011.

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