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  • you know, top of morning.

  • It means Jack Septic.

  • No problem.

  • No difference here.

  • Everything normal.

  • Everything good.

  • Ding ding, Top of mourning me.

  • Fuck out here It's meantime.

  • It's time.

  • Friends, meantime, time still make your for sadness.

  • It's that beautiful time of day where I flopped my banana at you and you just sit there unaccepted and there's nothing you could do about it.

  • But I'm also going to look at all of your means because they're delightful and it's been a while, and I want to see what has accrued since the last time we did this.

  • It's pizza time literally desk running.

  • I who knew that?

  • Spiderman to Sam Raimi, Spider Man two could predict death stranding, but only because he has a big, giant pile of pizza boxes.

  • And that's exactly what Sam has to do in the game.

  • Sam Raimi, Sam in the game.

  • Norman Reedus, Tobey Maguire It all makes sense.

  • You literally have to deliver a pizza in debts, training multiple times.

  • You did it for pizzas.

  • You have to deliver drugs.

  • You have to deliver a baby in a hospital.

  • It's a weird game.

  • Kojima is bizarre.

  • Oh my God, Yes, Oh, they did it!

  • The mad leads.

  • I said this.

  • Put a goose in every video game.

  • Goose trending Death Goose.

  • No, that is a more goose.

  • Trending is a much better one.

  • Young chunk am Sam Young Kyung Import Original Thought Yes.

  • Well, the Minecraft really is the derricks.

  • Old craft.

  • Sean.

  • Glocks after guy.

  • That's deep.

  • I don't know about you, but that's very deep.

  • That hit me hard.

  • All right.

  • As a boomer.

  • Well, soon to be Boomer.

  • My birthday's in February.

  • What are you getting me?

  • What's your present for me?

  • It's the seventh of February.

  • You better have your present.

  • Ready.

  • Hey, can you be more fucking bananas?

  • But it's a soon to be boomer.

  • This really speaks to me.

  • I'm crossing that transition.

  • You know what they say?

  • Old people, old people are closer to God than we'll ever be.

  • So they understand things a bit more.

  • That's what happens when you hit 30.

  • You become boomer?

  • Yes.

  • Our understanding.

  • Facebook jokes more.

  • These deaths training means they're awesome.

  • Ah, she Here we go again.

  • They're stranding.

  • At least it was until I fucked everything up.

  • We need to rebuild cloak and veil.

  • I miss crafted out a side of drains.

  • That was my favorite GT a game.

  • The three primary colors.

  • They're mine.

  • Oh, brother, this is But this is over.

  • Okay, It's done.

  • Get rid of it.

  • I don't want to see it anymore.

  • Stinky Mean, small brain.

  • And here you have.

  • Okay, we've been having floppy big brain banana man.

  • Get out of here.

  • We've been past this sub dredging up old insults to mean me.

  • Saw this in a YouTube video that has been suggested to me Would fit into shows.

  • Insult.

  • Moak said, Oh, my God.

  • I literally have coffee in this part right now.

  • That is cold.

  • I also saw one that had dick on it.

  • Give them to me if I could be your birthday gift for me, Insult mugs.

  • It's an honor for every day for every occasion that I have, I can sit my beautiful, dirty bean water juice and just look at the world and insulting without saying anything.

  • That is the ultimate power move.

  • Just passing it on.

  • Since the 2000 ten's are ending, we should vote for a Mim of the Decade.

  • Yes, I love it.

  • Yes.

  • Let's vote for our favorite mean?

  • I don't know what my favorite team of the decade is.

  • So money is really something I'm completely forgetting.

  • Because the decade has been long, the entire 2000 ten's era has been my entire YouTube channel.

  • We've been doing this for seven years.

  • A decade is 10 years.

  • Okay, this episode of Jacks up the guy is sponsored by the letter MIM.

  • But I really want to know what the name of the decade would be for.

  • People start off in the comments right down in the comments.

  • What your favorite mean would be because I think I'm forgetting some of them.

  • We should probably do that as a video.

  • Our favorite mim of the decade.

  • Go to the sub Reddit.

  • Put out.

  • Put down your favorite name of the decade right now.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Riccardo blocks the vent.

  • You realize that is actually completely irrelevant.

  • What is happening?

  • Is there sound to this?

  • No, Thank God.

  • No, No, wait!

  • This is an actual game.

  • Ricardo Tail!

  • Oh, my gods!

  • This is an actual thing.

  • Can I can I play?

  • Are we playing?

  • It froze.

  • Ricardo blocks the way.

  • Act!

  • Oh, my God!

  • It's amazing!

  • You trying to look away.

  • You can't look away from Ricardo.

  • You find out that it's actually impossible, but it's like being hypnotized but worse.

  • Oh God, they did that.

  • I'm gonna end up dying to return.

  • Okay, let's Let's fight Ricardo.

  • The cardinal is forever determined to dance.

  • About what?

  • Ricardo?

  • Sweet Guards.

  • Jesus!

  • They did it!

  • That did it!

  • Your very soul feels attracted towards Ricardo's by six.

  • It really does gonna ask Ricardo for mercy.

  • Spare me, Ricardo.

  • Spare me the door.

  • Chur, Spare me the nightmares.

  • Oh, Ricardo's no mercy.

  • Oh, God!

  • I haven't played under tail in a long time.

  • I'm very bad at this.

  • No Mercy retired reassured me that he would reciprocate your feelings.

  • Oh, thing is the greatest video game people talk about Kojima debts.

  • Training isn't a video game, isn't Eric?

  • This is art You try to run away with the world ceases to exist outside these bones.

  • Dario dead.

  • That was an experience.

  • Don't look a Jack.

  • Don't Don't look at it.

  • Don't shield your eyes.

  • This is disgusting Non Christian behavior.

  • But you're making You're making Carrie board.

  • Jax after guy cry.

  • I can't wait to play it.

  • It starts with the letter P.

  • It doesn't matter what letter he says.

  • Whatever letter he said he could have said the letter MIM on.

  • I would have still said Potato cause I got potatoes on the brain, potatoes and bananas on the brain all the time.

  • Manga Adam a next executive.

  • Oh, finally a good one of these means the's means normally air So stinky, stinking Yeah, everybody.

  • I mean, you get Make me hit cardboard.

  • Jack's ethical.

  • You make our board, Jack Septic.

  • I die.

  • The only Netflix adoption that matters.

  • Let me play Luigi hard.

  • Yeah, I have it down.

  • I haven't.

  • I have a hoover in my cupboard.

  • I have the hat if you want.

  • Come, come, Luigi.

  • And someone asked me why I don't talk about my problems.

  • Gamers don't have field.

  • It's true.

  • You know we don't have feelings.

  • Gamers just live for the wind.

  • Gamers live for bread.

  • All we see is the cross hairs and our enemy in our sights.

  • We just played a win.

  • Gamers don't go outside either.

  • Gamers don't Isn't that anybody gamers drop tilted.

  • Tilt is not even in the game anymore.

  • Does that mean I'm talking goose game final boss has been revealed.

  • What?

  • You see, small brain.

  • You're going to read it in the wrong order.

  • Me, me and Big Monkey Banana Brain.

  • I will tell you exactly how to read this.

  • You read the beauty pie.

  • Tweet first.

  • What youtuber Should I fight to the death?

  • The algorithm?

  • You didn't put a little room out over there.

  • Oh, the Al Gore ism, The algorithm, you know, But yes, it really feels like YouTube is in a really bad place right now.

  • I know it's a mean in and of itself to say that YouTube is broken and all that.

  • We've been saying it for years, about so boxes and Commons and whatever.

  • It's just every year, every four months.

  • There's something different Now.

  • There's a thing where people's channels air getting banned for watching life streams.

  • Mark talked about it in a video recently from one of his life streams.

  • People were spamming emotes, which he told them to do, which is what the life blood off the lifestream is.

  • Life streams are spam.

  • That's what they are.

  • And people were getting their accounts band not only their YouTube accounts, but their entire Google accounts.

  • Some of It has been fixed already, but there's still a lot of work left to do on it.

  • But it was just kind of ridiculous.

  • And now we have the stuff coming out where the copper stuff.

  • I'm not completely up to date on it.

  • But we've had a thing recently where we've had to say if our channel targets kids, not if some kids watch your channel.

  • It's very bizarre awhile ago, YouTube or like maybe stop the swearing, maybe stop all the blood and the gore and the violence and everything because we have all these new rules.

  • And if you make family friendly, child friendly content, then you're good.

  • And now they're coming over the thing Being like stuff.

  • Targeting kids, which is the most family friendly type of content ever, can now have personalized ads removed from it because it's not suitable for kids to watch.

  • Personalized ads and personalized ads are 60 to 90% of YouTubers revenue, so people's channels that are specifically targeting kids will now have a bunch off their ad revenue complete more than half reduced.

  • It's so bizarre.

  • I know a lot of people would say, like over jug, you make Children's content.

  • No, I fucking don't.

  • First of all, everyone's been saying that for years.

  • I swear, like an absolute sailor.

  • Most times might show that my conduct has never been for Children.

  • Do Children happen to watch it?

  • Sometimes?

  • Absolutely.

  • That's just an inevitable fact of YouTube.

  • But apparently that's not what this is about.

  • This is stuff that specifically made four Children, not stuff the Children may watch.

  • It's very vague.

  • It's very gray area.

  • It's ripe for abuse, and I hope that that does not happen.

  • So we'll see what goes on from here on out.

  • But YouTube, what is you doing?

  • Could get mixer to pay me $100 million to go stream for them?

  • Nothing like only 100 million.

  • I have very high standards.

  • You could tell my production value is off the charts.

  • If I don't have $100 million to stream on mixer by the end of next week, what's even the point?

  • It's a joke.

  • It's always a joke.

  • Don't take anything I ever say seriously, except for the fact that you're doing great out there and keep it up and keep your head held high.

  • You get through today wholesome, Jack!

  • A Mima Day!

  • Keep the Depression away!

  • It does!

  • That's our countries!

  • For this series of me!

  • Hey!

  • Keeps the Depression away Manual focus!

  • So I'm all blurry!

  • Guys, come over here!

  • No!

  • Don't put on your glasses!

  • It's fine.

  • You don't need them unless you're driving that.

  • You should be watching the video anyway.

  • Who's cuter, Sean or Luigi?

  • The green one?

  • Oh, that's clever.

  • I am both!

  • I'm gonna be the new Luigi in the Netflix adoption.

  • Actually, I think they're actually making a new Mario thing.

  • Can I be in?

  • It can be Luigi.

  • I mean, to be fair, Luigi Hot A f Luigi Stacked!

  • Luigi could get it.

  • He never does but doesn't because people are afraid of his raw animal magnetism.

  • Sexy Luigi!

  • Oh, Mama, I told you Luigi is attacked.

  • Luigi would kill you.

  • He puts on his overalls and it's like, Oh, don't worry, sir.

  • I'll have her home by nine and then he comes out with this over thing.

  • Yeah, she calls me Daddy to down Luigi Sick!

  • Oh, Luigi is thick!

  • A f Oh, my God!

  • Don't be thick.

  • The clap of his ass is gonna alert the ghosts I know what you're thinking, Jack.

  • How will I ever become a sexy as Luigi?

  • The truth is I'm not gonna like you.

  • You can't.

  • Nobody can.

  • Luigi is perfection in human form.

  • But if Luigi confined Abou, then so can you get your floppy bananas that go looking me watching it jacks up the guy video at 3 a.m. Were that the headphones?

  • Full volume.

  • Now all of China knows you're here.

  • This'll is one of those means that as I'm reading it, I can see what the name of the bottom is.

  • And I already know where the punch line is going and it still gets me.

  • That's a good one.

  • That's a very high brow Mean.

  • That's a very top quality mean or like this video rings.

  • Bell doesn't say ding ding ding top of morning Sad gamer noises Did I?

  • I rang a bell in a video game and didn't say ding ding ding top of mourning.

  • That gang is so overdone and overused and even bought a ballon real life Ding, ding, ding Top of morning Mean was so good they made a ballad real life.

  • You guys hear about this?

  • Do you know about this.

  • That's because it was night time.

  • Yeah, let's go with that.

  • That's the right answer.

  • Three year old niece ordering the jacket potato, then crying when it arrived because she thought it was a potato.

  • Wearing a jacket was the highlight of my night.

  • That's that's being a Jackie.

  • I'm a potato.

  • You know what they say.

  • You can't say snack without writing it with Jack.

  • That is a horrible way of saying that Joke.

  • My card.

  • The top card is not gonna like jackets snack.

  • I have legitimately didn't see that until now.

  • The same prey.

  • And is it a small, smooth, stinky brain?

  • No, it's big.

  • Massive Homo, anal locus.

  • Bogus bogus brain.

  • Big banana monkey break.

  • This man is the most annoying voice ever created.

  • It is brutal.

  • How are you in my subreddit when you actively go to a subreddit?

  • You don't like the person off, but I don't understand this mentality.

  • Life is way too short.

  • It's hard trying to figure it out, trying to just get up every day and live life to its fullest and be your happiest self.

  • Why would you waste your time doing stuff like this?

  • Maybe it's just cause I'm almost 30 and I don't have time to be wasting on trivial bullshit anymore.

  • Remember, being 16 and being like I PlayStation hoes, better graphics and expose?

  • I'm just saying, Meanwhile, I couldn't afford an Xbox.

  • I was actually incredibly jealous of the people who could, because some of the games on it were really cool.

  • But I had to stand my ground and build a hill to die on.

  • Hold up, hold up.

  • It's a classic beauty pie.

  • Jack.

  • Septic, I Video edit Mim.

  • Okay, Sound the alarm.

  • Everybody strap in.

  • The headphones.

  • Have to come on.

  • Your headphones Probably own already because you have to listen to the entire video.

  • But I only have to listen to this video.

  • Okay, Let's go.

  • What's happening?

  • Crew happening.

  • Good day.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It just keeps going.

  • This is amazing.

  • That was incredible.

  • This took me a week to finish a 22nd video.

  • Hope you like it.

  • I do like it.

  • You know what?

  • I'm gonna get a thumbs up like feelings.

  • In fact, way all loved it.

  • Everybody here.

  • A track.

  • Septic, i dot com on youtube dot com slash jacks up the guy we all loved him.

  • This guys, there's no Don't leave me here.

  • Stop talking to you guys.

  • I'm in the video to also you know how Felix is always like.

  • Oh, I'm incredibly tall.

  • I'm so much taller than everybody else.

  • These are life size, which is very tall.

  • Okay, Members and dreamers.

  • That's going to be it from your friendly neighborhood.

  • Me M'lord jacks up the guy today.

  • I hope you guys had fun.

  • I hope you laughed.

  • I hope you let a little air out of your nose.

  • Like But remember, a mean today keeps the depression away.

  • And you should hit that like button like this.

  • Bananas about to hit everybody else incredibly hurt.

you know, top of morning.

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