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welcome.
My name is Kevin.
Sparky Sparkman.
This is the first annual quarantine classic.
We hope it is the last five nights.
Five competitions to decide who reigns supreme amongst the do perfect members.
What we're battling for here.
The teepee tower, the last unused toilet paper here.
A d p h Q.
And tonight we're gonna kick it off with a three point contest.
So let's meet our competitors.
First up, over here, we have Tyler.
Tony.
Tye.
How you doing?
Good.
Are you doing well?
Tell me a little bit more about what's going on here tonight.
Yeah, I just wanted to get a little competition.
Couple reasons for doing this first.
Just wanted Thio give the families at home some entertainment, you know, there without their sports right now.
So give him something to watch together as a family.
And then secondly, we're gonna be donating to the American Red Cross, wanting to give the people at home a simple outlet to be able to join us and do the same with highly encourage that they do.
So, uh, crazy times right now.
So I'm sure there's a lot of people out there that could use some help, and I know they would appreciate it.
Good words.
Time.
Good luck in the conference.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
Shirl.
Over here.
Stock to Cody Jones.
Cody Jones.
Obviously you're in a sling.
The underdog, The Cinderella, if you will.
Well, the slipper fit.
Uh, you know, I'm not looking to win today.
Today is more about just the image.
You know, I want to avoid air bowls.
I want to not get last.
If I can get a ball Iraq, I'll be policed.
Good luck to you.
Thank you.
Hopefully the arm stays intact.
Okay, well, with that, let's go ahead and get him ready to go.
We have Cory First up.
Cory Cotton.
Let's go talk to him before he gets this thing under way.
Cory, obviously, it's a big competition.
You're geared up with the Jordans on.
I dress to impress, if you will.
With the Jays, it puts a little unnecessary burden on my shoulders.
I'm not actually sure that I want to live up to that, but I'm gonna try to see what I can do this for a good cause if I can't set the bar very high.
Well, Hopefully you can replicate Jordan, but I wouldn't bank on way.
Got before we move on any further with Like to remind the folks at home this is our first go to live video s o go easy on us.
Might be thinking to yourself.
Well, how do we know it's live?
Well, first indication is Oh, that would've gone a little left.
Yeah.
So we're new to this, but wanted to bring you guys five videos in a week.
Our first effort to ever do so.
So should be fun.
Should be exciting core.
You're getting ready to be dialed in Gary's getting shot clock.
I need that ball you just flung.
We are gonna need that ball, the ball.
And so did you.
Did you fill them in on the other sports that we're gonna be doing this week?
Other sports we will be hitting this week we have the to be to roller hockey team of correct.
We're gonna have a FIFA challenge.
Also a to B to competition office, office, golf with some tea boxes that's going to an individual challenge.
Correct.
And then lastly will have spike ball.
Wow!
Come Friday.
Great things on tap.
do not miss it.
This is gonna be fun.
And hopefully you're entertained here at home.
We good?
70 seconds.
That's what we're rolling with you.
All right, Go Portion of our lives.
1 10 on the clock that separates you in hospital for a final talk to will advance.
Type two point Tony.
Good sex found down.
Very happy.
Oh, yeah, And we are underway.
Do perfect quarantine Classic.
First event, three point competition.
Well, Cory, start us off So far.
Two for no statement made early.
Still a good rack.
Two out of five.
Second rack time.
Slow.
Start here for three.
Can you get off the schneid?
Yes, Moneyball time.
Good.
Big time.
Money ball there.
Fine.
Total points.
Make it six total points.
Cory trying to find his room here from the top of little long.
Oh, it's a big one and got a big time shot.
And now we're on route four of five.
Cory still trying to find that rhythm.
Oh, another missed Moneyball.
That might come back to bite him.
15 seconds left.
That's all we have here.
Nine.
Another one really needs it.
Big time shot way.
About five seconds before the clock expired.
I missed one, Moneyball.
They saved me from being absolutely atrocious.
Guys, I gotta say, Sparks, I'm disappointed.
I feel like I left a lot out there.
I'm winded.
I think conditioning played in effect.
I'm disappointed.
13 on a bad number.
Obviously.
You have some basketball background to you, you know?
And do I hate to say that I do what I do, you do.
And with that said the other guy still have to compete.
Maybe 13 holds up.
Maybe it doesn't.
But good round.
Nonetheless wish you the best of luck.
Who's next up to spot the purple, Hoser my duty on the office line that you can't tell me what button to press.
No, I got started and I walked in.
Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay.
Really?
That's it.
I just don't want no one else could figure this out.
I know.
It's just It's only control I have in the office.
All right, Garrett, The backwards had obviously means you mean business here.
If you guys don't know, you can't shoot with a front facing hat.
True, I can't Actually, how I do it is I'll hit it.
That's my shot form What's the expectations here?
Expectations to be Cory.
Get enough to be a top two in the finale.
I mean, right now you shoot, you don't need.
First, you need second.
A lot of tool of paper online.
Which a lot of luck.
Thank you.
Second competitors towed up, Ready to go from the corner.
Garrett Gilbert Purple Hoser Nation See if he represents 321 in the Joseon is under way Out of the corner rattles in the 1st 2 for two to begin this round three for three to begin his round.
Make it for a perfect track Hoser off to an incredibly hot start.
Really?
Miss?
Finally, he does unconscious early on.
Wily veteran from Texas A and M is cooking.
He is a walking bucket.
Another one.
Another one.
This is a shooting clinic.
Big time money ball a premeditated money called.
He is feeling himself as we had to write for Oh, my little down on him.
Can we find 20?
She'll need 19 and a gas here late.
Hilbert, I guess we owe you Talk to me, Mr.
Public Knowledge That interim.
I mean, it is tilted in it.
And that got me I got me bad.
Well, not much to say on that one, eh?
That's 18 18.
I resemble that number.
Will likely holed up if I had to guess.
But early on found that rhythm.
I did.
How did you How did you do it?
Honestly, man, I just got up there, and I I perform like that.
I'm a practice player, and I practiced how I play.
And I'm not gonna live when.
No cameras, Your Honor, not.
I'm gonna hit 18.
How many's this?
30?
30 Haiti.
Yeah.
I'm gonna hit that.
I'm gonna hit that.
This man is on a mission.
Might have a spell.
Self a spot in the finals.
But next up, third on deck is Ty.
Ty was gonna be tough number.
Love, Coach.
I remember thinking what for?
What around?
Let's re rack of boys.
A big number there by Gary.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Impressive.
Very impressive performance.
I mean to start, I guess maybe not finished so much.
I believe he went perfect on the start.
And then I heard the last rat which hopefully land somewhere in the middle.
You know, if you had a choice, you'd rather like, space it out.
Hit three Iraq.
Something like that.
Tight.
Yeah, I get a, uh, good.
Reset the clock.
Wait.
Hey.
Time.
Yeah.
All right.
Time I feel like I've been thrown to the wayside.
Everybody's just thrilled with Gary's performance, and nobody wants to even talk to me.
So rightfully so.
13 from Cory, 18 from Garrett.
Now, does it continue?
Are you gonna put up a bigger number than that?
Well, you got to save some.
You know, you don't want to go out there and waste it all in the first round.
I thought Gear left some on the table.
Honestly, I think he kind of realized that about 3/4 of the way through.
He said, I need to save a few of these for the ship.
Um, I'm gonna try and land somewhere in between there.
I mean, I think there's a compliment.
I was not saving.
I was gassed.
That was just me being aghast.
Sure.
I don't think he's trying to get my head and which is understandable.
I mean, I could tell he wants this competition.
Um, I'm gonna try and corners.
Not really.
My shot amore of get hot at the top kind of guy.
Hopefully, I mean, that's that's the plan.
You gotta capitalize on the money balls or two points.
So, you know, let's get out there and see how it goes.
Let him rip.
Would like to tie Tony third of five up in the three points competition.
Yeah, No one started.
Really?
Sure.
All right.
Eight seconds.
Still go time, Ty.
Calm before the storm.
Spirit fingers air out.
Wear under white tie is a letting them ripped out of the corner.
Bear had a hot start.
Can't I follow?
All right, money along one point for one rack tie playing catch up at this point way.
Find rhythm back room on the money ball he's and he needs to accumulate points quickly.
He needs to accumulate points quickly tie and a dry spell.
Does that get him out of it?
So tough luck there for tie.
As we go around to rack four or five, he's gonna have to finish.
So far, so good.
Iraq number four.
A chance for a perfect track ties.
Three point life on the line here on the final rack out of the corner, splashed down a little short, tired legs and big shot.
That's 10 points.
Rage, monster.
A little rage monster there Time.
Everyone says it's always fake monster, man.
Really, really.
Obviously disappointment.
Just just Yeah, I could tell clearly.
That's not gonna thought I hit it well, but yeah, no, that was That was That was ugly.
I mean, that was terrible, but there's another boy.
How else do you mean?
That's it.
The end of the round.
You look at your daddy and you go.
Have you ever seen a worst golf shot?
You know, that's where I'm at right now.
I'll be honest with me.
Have you ever seen the worst three point round?
She'll be straight.
Uh, no.
No, no, no.
Stop.
See, On paper, that's all.
That's all we got with tie on the three point competition.
He's done.
So we're moving on.
Who's next?
Oh, the one armed slinger.
Cody Jones.
My doctor eighteen's The high 13 with Cory has him in so far on the chopping block, though.
Talk to me.
Obviously you're at a disadvantage.
Is that something you've played up?
Are you trying to just focus as is like you're 100% healthy?
You know, it was three weeks on Friday since shoulder surgery of my labor fully repaired.
Probably not advised by my doctor.
But I'm gonna go here, use one arm, relax the left.
I just want to avoid the air balls like I said earlier and get one ball Perak and I'll go home happy.
Alright, well, best of luck to you.
Let's get 70 seconds on the clock.
We're good there.
Countdown has started.
Six seconds.
Still go time for Cody Jones.
Moment pressure.
I like this repping the Steph Curry's as his shoe of choice.
Here, along on the second Air Ball is scary.
That could really shoot your confidence.
You need it and very quiet.
First rack for Cody Jones, who better get a step on it.
Oh, second air ball, trying to find his shot is on the board.
Now.
If there's ever been in Moneyball, that's needed more than this one.
Got it?
Got it over the front iron called home, and now he's got some work to do.
Heard rack still on three points.
Start lining up.
Oh, short amount.
20 seconds.
Gotta go.
Jones has got to get going.
Six points, 10 seconds remaining.
A fungal.
That four seconds.
Three seconds, two seconds.
Money ways.
It didn't matter.
Nine.
My shoulder hurts, so I turned.
Avoid flecks in it.
I did not.
The drilling got to me.
I'm gonna be in some real paper next 24 hours.
Well, you finished with nine.
There's no secret about it.
That's one less than tie finished with you.
Do we have the excuse for one arm?
I do.
But early on, you just couldn't establish a rhythm.
Why couldn't I think I just got in my own head feeling too much.
That guide hand, I'm telling you, it matters when you think.
Sure.
Oh, you're gonna be out of this competition.
But the good news is that roller hockey get back into tomorrow.
Night's great.
So yeah, too Hands, Sportsweek.
It is what it is.
You only can deal with what you have.
So with that said, who's up next?
That will be Kobe.
Come on, Kobe To finish it out and he's locked in.
Yes, that is correct.
Care has locked his spot in the finale.
He's headed to the three point competition Final Man, you talk to me, you know the number.
You know what you got to get to 13.
It's your brother's number.
You get to go last.
This is the advantage of having that.
Sure.
Do you think you do it?
I'd like to first address the no sleeves.
I've been taking some heat from that from the guys today.
I thought, This is a little bit more of like a show up dressed in the sport that you're competing in mode.
But honestly, it's how I normally playing pickup basketball.
I never went above pickup basketball, obviously.
Rec league, you know, college intern Errol's little bit ever made to, but nothing wrong with them.
If I would have moved on to the pros, they also play sleeveless, and that's kind of trying to channel today.
So he's acting like a professional here.
Nothing but professionalism.
He needs 14.
He needs 14 to advance to the final.
Okay, he's in his own.
He's locked in and he's ready.
Handoff ball, hand off all Kobe.
Let's keep it professional here, really?
To one, we're underway.
He knows the number.
He's got to get to 14 and that's a good start.
A little long on the second high arc ing triples.
He's trying to rein them in Boom and he drills it.
That's a big shot on the first rack.
He's often running.
Kobe, still looking for that first triple on the second track.
Hadn't got one to go down.
There's some money.
Oh, uh, remount.
This is where the pressure tightens it.
Keaton's up.
He knows the number is in a good spot.
Goodness, Home.
Cool.
Collected Kobe's.
He's running it now, and he is going to go through to the final.
Now it's just about choosing.
Does he rest up?
Does he rest up for the shoot?
His final rack?
He will go ahead and try to establish that rhythm for future rounds.
What an impressive performance.
Kobe.
His final shot.
Five seconds to spare.
That is a big round 17 17 0 B.
17.
You knew what you had to do and you did it.
How does it a spot in the final sound?
It feels great.
Thank you, Spark.
I appreciate you offering that to me.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
So, off to the final we go.
You know who you're facing?
Gary Hilbert.
Any worries there?
I mean, the man's a great shooter.
No, You see, day in and day out from the guy.
But you know, I hope to bring my child to the table as well, and we'll see where we land.
Good luck in the final.
Garrett Kobe two Man enter.
One man will leave three point champion that two and three point champions.
No one cares about the title.
We want the paper way.
Want to pay for the TP Tower on the line?
So here's the deal.
I'm gonna be a fair competitors, and I'm gonna go first.
Kobe seems gassed, just out of shape.
I'm out of shape.
If I could go back to back like that, I would be I'd be opposed.
I am.
Should research up, decide to keep it consistent.
That's, Ah, dealer's choice.
Your choice.
Which Which side would you like to start off with?
The other baseline baseline.
That's late.
That is a late bank.
Who knows if it'll work corner.
It's a scary move.
Their late move.
Well, it feels waiting.
I have to find that everyone is confident he's been a walking bucket all day, and he continued already.
No way.
Three seconds till go time.
The first of two finalists underway.
Garrett's Hilbert from the corner.
Good start carried over a hot start from the first round into his final round.
Thes money buys exponentially big, and he leaves that one short here.
Let him rip now to the top of the key.
I found it.
Here it is.
Needs this money ball to go.
Okay.
Fourth of five racks here in the final.
Needs to put up a big number with Kobe waiting in the background.
Carrot trying to finish strong.
He needs a big number that one rims out.
Door is open.
This would be massive to go a big hit.
15 for Garrett Gilbert Still gasping First round, I think.
Home run Derby myself there.
I'm not.
Even then I pull the Josh Hamilton I let I let 26 rooting for I mean, this is all metaphorical, you know?
Sure.
It's still 2013.
Home run Derby?
Yeah.
Impressive.
With all due respect, yeah.
I mean, he he he let it out in the final.
I mean, it's just That's what I did.
15 big ones.
You know who's waiting in the wings?
I know a good shooter.
I'm hoping that he's also just a little tired.
Also notoriously known for laying an egg will he do it here, man?
That's why.
I don't think so.
I think he takes this one home.
Maybe a little positive.
Bad.
Got this.
Hopes it's all on.
You big fella.
A spot.
Some T p on the line here.
All you need is 16.
He did it in the first round when he knew a number he had to go get.
He did it.
He established that.
And now he's trying to build on it.
Like to take a chance just to remind you guys to donate to the Red Cross.
We seriously appreciate you leaning in with us.
That's why we're here today.
And, uh, yeah.
Goes out to all you guys all across the world, wash your hands, obviously coughing your you know.
What is it?
Elbow?
Yeah, it's important.
Okay.
Anyways, had a competition to win.
Here we go.
Right here.
Right here we go.
70 seconds on the clock.
The countdown from 10 seconds is on.
This is it.
All the money on the line and we're underway.
Kobe wide left on the first.
See what you call jitters.
Final jitters.
Silence.
First rap will be bad news.
And that's exactly what happened.
Zero through a first track.
Now we're on to still in search of new Moreau.
You know, finally gets after snide.
And now we'll see if we can establish something here.
Big time.
Money does not go down.
And now it is an uphill climb as he enters rack three money's holes will be big from here on out, this one Giant enormous.
No, We head to Iraq.
Four of five, and he's got work to do.
It worked to do quickly play trying to make one final Run it.
Citing here.
Final rack time.
10 seconds on the clock.
Do or die.
Kobe's got to go, and I think it might be out of reach.
Can you believe this final shot on the way?
I do not think it matters.
It does not.
And would you look at this?
Hobart, what have you done?
That was good.
I am.
I'm gonna use that in Battles column.
That was a good line.
I don't steal from you, but well, I might obviously you know what I'm waiting for.
The score hung up.
You did your job.
Obviously.
A little short morning.
Disappointing.
But with that being said, this man is a trophy.
This man deserves a competition.
One of five to the label for me stealing your line in the future.
That's just a little tip there.
Thank you.
Um and, uh, honestly, I mean, I'm the best shooter in DP.
Technically, it does.
I performed a you know, 25% codes, but, hey, you know I'm retired.
Never do it again.
I'm gonna retire.
Champion.
A win is a win is a win.
Garrett Gilbert, congratulations are three points champion.
And with that said, tomorrow night you can join us for competition.
Number two of five.
Roller hockey.
We're gonna break it up into teams, and we're gonna go at it and should be fun.
It's a good time to be watching.
And obviously, those come out at seven o'clock Central time, So join us.
Tomorrow night, we'll go back at it and we'll do it all again.
But that being said found it, Noggin.