You laugh,

你笑

You D̠̘͞ͅI͈̻͕̲ͅE̦̙͕̩̼.

你就死

Let's go, bros.

開始吧 兄弟

???? thumbs up???

(豎起大拇指)

"Bat Man But I Removed SOME Animations"

蝙蝠俠但我移除了一些動畫

Oh my god.

我的天

I love these

我喜歡這個

*Pewds snickers*

好的 目前為止沒什麼特別的

Okay, pretty normal so far.

嘿 你在幹...

"Hey what are you-"

不!!!

(gunshot)

好的 一起來看一下蝙蝠俠

TAHAHAHAH

快阿

NOOOO!!

打開它

(laughs ... more)

收到了

alright lets see the batman

把這地方他媽翻了

Come on.

專注點

"Get it open."

在有人阻止我們之前我們就會先離開

"On it."

誰會想到

"Bring the whole God damn place down."

他們所需要做的

*Pewds laughs*

就是修好TellTale Games

"Stay focused!"

這真的移除所有動畫？

"We'll be out of here before anyone can stop us."

這真的好20倍

*Silence*

有時候 你需要一個怪物

Who would have thought...

快進來 快

...that all they needed to do...

快點

...to fix the Tell Tale Games...

我的天 是蝙蝠俠

...is this remove all the animations?

(Pewds XDDD)

And it's ta-weny times better!

拿下他們蝙蝠俠

"Sometimes, you need a monster."

這走位真令人難以置信

c-come in! come on!

哇

OH MY GOD IT'S BATMAN!

他們從哪學的--

*look at him enjoying himself*

這是什麼新式柔術嗎?

Get 'em Bat Man!

*笑*

wOw the action is InCrEdIbLe!

哇喔 !

Woah!

"毫髮無傷"

Where'd they learn-

"目前為止"

What is this new Jujutsu?

"鄧 鄧 鄧 鄧"

*giggle*

他正在宣示他的主導權 !

WoW

* 史詩級戰鬥噪音 *

"Without a scratch"

哈 哈 哇哈哈哈哈

"So far"

為什麼會這麼好笑w ?

*dun dun dUN DUN*

好蠢

"You broke the law"

好了我想夠了

He's asserting his dominance!

10/10 分

*insert epic fight noises*

*meme review?*

(his laugh uwu)

好吧，我想我已經輸了，第一個片段就死了

Why is it so funny?

我好得很咧 (?

It's so dumb.

其實我有很多條命

Alright I think that's enough,

喔天啊是Ninja

10 out of 10.

* 是在笑還是在講話XD *

*meme review?*

Ninja : 往上滑

Well, I guess I failed already, first clip guess I'll die

直播裡的Pewds : Fortnite裡竟然有橋!?

I'm fine. *doubt*

Ninja : 有兩座橋

Turns out I have an extra life.

Pewds : 我他*的做了什麼?!

Oh my God it NiNjA

Ninja : 嘿老兄，我會確保不讓我們遇到它們

*I don't know if Ninja is speaking or just laughing?*

好嗎?

[Ninja] swipe up

*清喉?*

[Pewd's from stream] There's briDGES IN FORTNITE?

我玩了三小時的Fortnite

[Ninja] There are two bridges.

然後它很好玩 我為自己感到驕傲

[Pewd's] WHAT THE **** HAVE I DONE?

誰說我沒有變成一個更好的人?

[Ninja] Look dude, I'll make sure to steer us away from those, okay? *a true bro*

誰說我不能從錯誤中學到教訓?

(weird throat noise turns into laugh?)

謝謝你Ninja (瑞典式發音 J) 非常酷

I played Fortnite for 3 hours

你知道的當你製作遊戲

and it was totally fine I'm so proud of myself.

你會感到很爽還是

Who says I haven't become a better person?

挫折嗎?

Who says I can't learn from my mistakes?

你想要什麼樣的遊戲?

Thank you Ninja *with a Swedish J* very cool

Elon : 呃，我不知道我該不該說出來

ya know, lot of things when you play games

拜託啊Elon哈哈哈哈

are you satified *fruit* or the

你也在製作遊戲嗎?

things that frustrate you about games? what do you wanna see games do?

Todd也在耶!!

eyubagidkhsg

呃我不知道欸，呃喔我 我 我 嘟嘟 巴巴巴 (公三小

elon: "uuhh, I don't know if I should say"

更多限制級?? 我不知道

come on elo-huh huh huh huh ha

*笑*

you workin on a game too?

我盡力保持誠實了

he's with dog?? idk help me out

Todd就像，我們盡力了，我們真的盡力了

like idunknow, ah- oh- i- i- i- du- du- bua bua bua

*笑*

more R rated? *cheeky wow* idk

*笑*

*pewds laughed he's now officialy dead* also pause at 3:09 tell me he doesnt look like elon reacting to the deer

屌

tryna be honest here

這真的很讚哈哈哈

todd is like WE'RE ON IT, WE'RE WORKING ON IT

這段影片老得真快，當doc回到遊戲

*egg on frying pan sounds*

*音樂*

DOPE

*音樂*

thats awesome ta ha ha

*音樂*

This clip aged well a preview of when doc goes back to games

耶欸耶嘿耶耶耶耶耶耶

*music*

喔我懂了 ㄊ哈哈哈哈

y- AAAAHHHHHHH

*這脖子*

.... oh i get it tyAHAHAHAH

他進去了廁所，我懂了他又被ban一次了

*neck has been deleted*

doc的唯一弱點

he head through the bathroom, I get it he got banned again

我有我的 @1?!?# wtf

docs only weakness

doc得到了他的廁所

I got my br-jeheheheheheheheh

*耳機使用者RIP* 你可以看到他進了廁所

docs got his bathrooms B)

他拍了公共廁所裡面的樣子

*ear rape* you see the full context here is that he went into the bathroom

我曾經是Dr. disrespect的頭號粉絲

he filmed inside a public bathroom

Dr. disrespect怎麼可以這樣?!

I used to be such a big doctor disrespect faN

難道他不知道廁所裡充滿了飛天屌嗎? (wtfff

HoW coULD DOcToR DiSReSPeCT Do ThIS

有人去過該死的廁所嗎?

doesNt HE KnOw TherES PeNisS FlYIng EvERYwhERE In A BaThRoOM?!

像是男廁?我知道你們有一半的人沒進去過

Has anyone ever been in a goddamn bathroom?

這不像是...*笑*

Like a mens bathroom? I know like half of you haven't. (yeah cause all of his subscribers are bots ;))

*笑*

it's not like tha- *wheezes*

或許我不懂，我真的不懂

maybe I dont get it. I clearly don't get it.

或許我不懂，我真的不懂

But you won't see penis unless you go HMMMmMmMmMmm???

但你不會看到屌除非你進 HMMmmMmmMmmMMm??

Like just filming in a bathroom when people clearly know theres a camera.

就像是拍一間廁所而且明明大家都知道廁所裡有相機

I don't really see a problem with that alright?

我真的看不到問題所在好嗎?

If you go into a bathroom with a hidden camera

如果你帶著隱藏相機進廁所

n-now thats fricked up okay? (bet pewds has done that)

那就是他喵糟透了好嗎?

it couLDvE BeEN sO BaD *cries*

這可能真的很糟 *哭*

Involuntary moan

嗨大家我是James McAvoy

Hey there I'm James McAvoy.

再過一個星期你就能在電影院看到《神探福爾摩侏》了

and youre only one week away from seeing sherlock gnomes in the theaters

你可以在下方連結取得電影票 *Pewds笑*

you can get your tickets in the link below *insert pewds laughing*

嗨大家我是J...

Hey there I'm J-

《神探福爾摩侏》

Sherlock gnomes

我等不及去看《神探福爾摩侏》了

I can't wait to see sherlock gnomes

他看起來超級消沉的

he looks completely faded (like spiderman)

n-word已被挾持走了

n-word is held hostage (i need the pass)

*再放一次XD*

okay he plays it again

他是隻地精啊 Yo

He's gnomes yo

他們根本就在折磨他XDD

they're touchering him

*笑*

*pewds laughing*

James McAvoy

James McAvoy

他還演過什麼? 什麼??

what else has he acted in-What???

這是同一人嗎? 他演過很多好電影欸

is that the same guy? hes been in so many good films.

等等《分裂》就沒這麼好了..

split wasnt that great

為甚麼他沒被列進出演名單? 等等《神探福爾摩侏》在這

why is he not credited wait there he is SHERLOCK gnomes

《糯米歐與茱麗葉》XD

gnomeo and juliet

這男的七年前簽了個合約

this man signed a contract 7 years ago

你看這就是他們對演員所做的，如果他們想再拍續集

see this is the thing they do with actors. If they wanna see a sequal

我想他們都簽了合約

I think they are contracted to it (wait what about dora)

他就是最可能的那位，好，再一次

most likely he was. So, here he is.

《神探福爾摩侏》XDDD

WHAT?I IM ONLY One WEEK AWAY To wAtcInG SheRloCk GnoMES? WhaT?!

什 麼?! 再一個星期我就能看到《神探福爾摩侏》了!? 什 麼?!?

Oh, God.

喔天

Sorry i feel for him. I will truely do.

抱歉我很能感同身受，真的

Video: you see my sword isnt actually my weapon of choice.

影片 : 你可以看見其實劍不是我所選擇的武器

Urgh, God Damnit

呃喔天殺的