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  • *Swedish Noises* The rule is simple -

    規 則 很 簡 單

  • You laugh,

    你笑

  • You D̠̘͞ͅI͈̻͕̲ͅE̦̙͕̩̼.

    你就死

  • Let's go, bros.

    開始吧 兄弟

  • ???? thumbs up???

    (豎起大拇指)

  • "Bat Man But I Removed SOME Animations"

    蝙蝠俠但我移除了一些動畫

  • Oh my god.

    我的天

  • I love these

    我喜歡這個

  • *Pewds snickers*

    好的 目前為止沒什麼特別的

  • Okay, pretty normal so far.

    嘿 你在幹...

  • "Hey what are you-"

    不!!!

  • (gunshot)

    好的 一起來看一下蝙蝠俠

  • TAHAHAHAH

    快阿

  • NOOOO!!

    打開它

  • (laughs ... more)

    收到了

  • alright lets see the batman

    把這地方他媽翻了

  • Come on.

    專注點

  • "Get it open."

    在有人阻止我們之前我們就會先離開

  • "On it."

    誰會想到

  • "Bring the whole God damn place down."

    他們所需要做的

  • *Pewds laughs*

    就是修好TellTale Games

  • "Stay focused!"

    這真的移除所有動畫?

  • "We'll be out of here before anyone can stop us."

    這真的好20倍

  • *Silence*

    有時候 你需要一個怪物

  • Who would have thought...

    快進來 快

  • ...that all they needed to do...

    快點

  • ...to fix the Tell Tale Games...

    我的天 是蝙蝠俠

  • ...is this remove all the animations?

    (Pewds XDDD)

  • And it's ta-weny times better!

    拿下他們蝙蝠俠

  • "Sometimes, you need a monster."

    這走位真令人難以置信

  • c-come in! come on!

  • OH MY GOD IT'S BATMAN!

    他們從哪學的--

  • *look at him enjoying himself*

    這是什麼新式柔術嗎?

  • Get 'em Bat Man!

    *笑*

  • wOw the action is InCrEdIbLe!

    哇喔 !

  • Woah!

    "毫髮無傷"

  • Where'd they learn-

    "目前為止"

  • What is this new Jujutsu?

    "鄧 鄧 鄧 鄧"

  • *giggle*

    他正在宣示他的主導權 !

  • WoW

    * 史詩級戰鬥噪音 *

  • "Without a scratch"

    哈 哈 哇哈哈哈哈

  • "So far"

    為什麼會這麼好笑w ?

  • *dun dun dUN DUN*

    好蠢

  • "You broke the law"

    好了我想夠了

  • He's asserting his dominance!

    10/10 分

  • *insert epic fight noises*

    *meme review?*

  • (his laugh uwu)

    好吧,我想我已經輸了,第一個片段就死了

  • Why is it so funny?

    我好得很咧 (?

  • It's so dumb.

    其實我有很多條命

  • Alright I think that's enough,

    喔天啊是Ninja

  • 10 out of 10.

    * 是在笑還是在講話XD *

  • *meme review?*

    Ninja : 往上滑

  • Well, I guess I failed already, first clip guess I'll die

    直播裡的Pewds : Fortnite裡竟然有橋!?

  • I'm fine. *doubt*

    Ninja : 有兩座橋

  • Turns out I have an extra life.

    Pewds : 我他*的做了什麼?!

  • Oh my God it NiNjA

    Ninja : 嘿老兄,我會確保不讓我們遇到它們

  • *I don't know if Ninja is speaking or just laughing?*

    好嗎?

  • [Ninja] swipe up

    *清喉?*

  • [Pewd's from stream] There's briDGES IN FORTNITE?

    我玩了三小時的Fortnite

  • [Ninja] There are two bridges.

    然後它很好玩 我為自己感到驕傲

  • [Pewd's] WHAT THE **** HAVE I DONE?

    誰說我沒有變成一個更好的人?

  • [Ninja] Look dude, I'll make sure to steer us away from those, okay? *a true bro*

    誰說我不能從錯誤中學到教訓?

  • (weird throat noise turns into laugh?)

    謝謝你Ninja (瑞典式發音 J) 非常酷

  • I played Fortnite for 3 hours

    你知道的當你製作遊戲

  • and it was totally fine I'm so proud of myself.

    你會感到很爽還是

  • Who says I haven't become a better person?

    挫折嗎?

  • Who says I can't learn from my mistakes?

    你想要什麼樣的遊戲?

  • Thank you Ninja *with a Swedish J* very cool

    Elon : 呃,我不知道我該不該說出來

  • ya know, lot of things when you play games

    拜託啊Elon哈哈哈哈

  • are you satified *fruit* or the

    你也在製作遊戲嗎?

  • things that frustrate you about games? what do you wanna see games do?

    Todd也在耶!!

  • eyubagidkhsg

    呃我不知道欸,呃喔我 我 我 嘟嘟 巴巴巴 (公三小

  • elon: "uuhh, I don't know if I should say"

    更多限制級?? 我不知道

  • come on elo-huh huh huh huh ha

    *笑*

  • you workin on a game too?

    我盡力保持誠實了

  • he's with dog?? idk help me out

    Todd就像,我們盡力了,我們真的盡力了

  • like idunknow, ah- oh- i- i- i- du- du- bua bua bua

    *笑*

  • more R rated? *cheeky wow* idk

    *笑*

  • *pewds laughed he's now officialy dead* also pause at 3:09 tell me he doesnt look like elon reacting to the deer

  • tryna be honest here

    這真的很讚哈哈哈

  • todd is like WE'RE ON IT, WE'RE WORKING ON IT

    這段影片老得真快,當doc回到遊戲

  • *egg on frying pan sounds*

    *音樂*

  • DOPE

    *音樂*

  • thats awesome ta ha ha

    *音樂*

  • This clip aged well a preview of when doc goes back to games

    耶欸耶嘿耶耶耶耶耶耶

  • *music*

    喔我懂了 ㄊ哈哈哈哈

  • y- AAAAHHHHHHH

    *這脖子*

  • .... oh i get it tyAHAHAHAH

    他進去了廁所,我懂了他又被ban一次了

  • *neck has been deleted*

    doc的唯一弱點

  • he head through the bathroom, I get it he got banned again

    我有我的 @1?!?# wtf

  • docs only weakness

    doc得到了他的廁所

  • I got my br-jeheheheheheheheh

    *耳機使用者RIP* 你可以看到他進了廁所

  • docs got his bathrooms B)

    他拍了公共廁所裡面的樣子

  • *ear rape* you see the full context here is that he went into the bathroom

    我曾經是Dr. disrespect的頭號粉絲

  • he filmed inside a public bathroom

    Dr. disrespect怎麼可以這樣?!

  • I used to be such a big doctor disrespect faN

    難道他不知道廁所裡充滿了飛天屌嗎? (wtfff

  • HoW coULD DOcToR DiSReSPeCT Do ThIS

    有人去過該死的廁所嗎?

  • doesNt HE KnOw TherES PeNisS FlYIng EvERYwhERE In A BaThRoOM?!

    像是男廁?我知道你們有一半的人沒進去過

  • Has anyone ever been in a goddamn bathroom?

    這不像是...*笑*

  • Like a mens bathroom? I know like half of you haven't. (yeah cause all of his subscribers are bots ;))

    *笑*

  • it's not like tha- *wheezes*

    或許我不懂,我真的不懂

  • maybe I dont get it. I clearly don't get it.

    或許我不懂,我真的不懂

  • But you won't see penis unless you go HMMMmMmMmMmm???

    但你不會看到屌除非你進 HMMmmMmmMmmMMm??

  • Like just filming in a bathroom when people clearly know theres a camera.

    就像是拍一間廁所而且明明大家都知道廁所裡有相機

  • I don't really see a problem with that alright?

    我真的看不到問題所在好嗎?

  • If you go into a bathroom with a hidden camera

    如果你帶著隱藏相機進廁所

  • n-now thats fricked up okay? (bet pewds has done that)

    那就是他喵糟透了好嗎?

  • it couLDvE BeEN sO BaD *cries*

    這可能真的很糟 *哭*

  • Involuntary moan

    嗨大家我是James McAvoy

  • Hey there I'm James McAvoy.

    再過一個星期你就能在電影院看到《神探福爾摩侏》了

  • and youre only one week away from seeing sherlock gnomes in the theaters

    你可以在下方連結取得電影票 *Pewds笑*

  • you can get your tickets in the link below *insert pewds laughing*

    嗨大家我是J...

  • Hey there I'm J-

    《神探福爾摩侏》

  • Sherlock gnomes

    我等不及去看《神探福爾摩侏》了

  • I can't wait to see sherlock gnomes

    他看起來超級消沉的

  • he looks completely faded (like spiderman)

    n-word已被挾持走了

  • n-word is held hostage (i need the pass)

    *再放一次XD*

  • okay he plays it again

    他是隻地精啊 Yo

  • He's gnomes yo

    他們根本就在折磨他XDD

  • they're touchering him

    *笑*

  • *pewds laughing*

    James McAvoy

  • James McAvoy

    他還演過什麼? 什麼??

  • what else has he acted in-What???

    這是同一人嗎? 他演過很多好電影欸

  • is that the same guy? hes been in so many good films.

    等等《分裂》就沒這麼好了..

  • split wasnt that great

    為甚麼他沒被列進出演名單? 等等《神探福爾摩侏》在這

  • why is he not credited wait there he is SHERLOCK gnomes

    《糯米歐與茱麗葉》XD

  • gnomeo and juliet

    這男的七年前簽了個合約

  • this man signed a contract 7 years ago

    你看這就是他們對演員所做的,如果他們想再拍續集

  • see this is the thing they do with actors. If they wanna see a sequal

    我想他們都簽了合約

  • I think they are contracted to it (wait what about dora)

    他就是最可能的那位,好,再一次

  • most likely he was. So, here he is.

    《神探福爾摩侏》XDDD

  • WHAT?I IM ONLY One WEEK AWAY To wAtcInG SheRloCk GnoMES? WhaT?!

    什 麼?! 再一個星期我就能看到《神探福爾摩侏》了!? 什 麼?!?

  • Oh, God.

    喔天

  • Sorry i feel for him. I will truely do.

    抱歉我很能感同身受,真的

  • Video: you see my sword isnt actually my weapon of choice.

    影片 : 你可以看見其實劍不是我所選擇的武器

  • Urgh, God Damnit

    呃喔天殺的

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