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  • Let's see who's in tonight's Send To All box.

  • Player-turned-gaffer-turned- King-of-the-Jungle-

  • turned-national-treasure.

  • It's Harry Redknapp!

  • AUDIENCE: Harry! Harry! Harry!

  • And, wait for it, Sandra!

  • APPLAUSE

  • You are the First Couple of this nation now, guys.

  • So much love for you.

  • And who else are you here with tonight, Harry?

  • This is Fran and Peter, two friends of ours.

  • Are you nervous about handing over your phone tonight, Harry?

  • No.

  • I would think if you text somebody, they would be

  • in shock thinking they'd got a text from me.

  • Because I really... Honestly, it's... I don't.

  • What, you've never texted anyone?

  • I phone people and talk to 'em.

  • Of course you do, Harry Redknapp.

  • So, football, Harry.

  • Do you miss it? You miss management? Yeah.

  • I loved every minute of it.

  • You know, ups and downs, but that was great times.

  • I've got to tell you, Harry, because I'm a Spurs fan,

  • and I went down years ago.

  • Yeah, you used to come in my office, didn't you?

  • I was invited down to the dressing room

  • and I was so excited to see the players.

  • And then I went in the dressing room and suddenly realised

  • what "dressing room" means.

  • It was my heroes, and then it was my heroes naked.

  • It was the weirdest moment, because it didn't cross my mind.

  • I was like, "Hi..." HE SCREAMS

  • And I was so focused on not...

  • I didn't want to look, Harry, but when something's

  • just there, you're so worried that your eyes will just flick,

  • and I knew I was one flick down of literally being banned

  • from the stadium.

  • I was trying so hard.

  • I was walking around like this, "Hi, guys."

  • And I remember I said hello to one player who was completely naked.

  • And I went...

  • HE LAUGHS

  • I went to shake

  • what I THOUGHT was his hand.

  • LAUGHTER

  • Anyway, all I need you to do is pop your phone into the cushion

  • here, and we will get that down.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, what a wonderful sport,

  • allowing me to send a debut text on his phone.

  • MUSIC: Theme to Match Of The Day

  • AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

  • Yay!

  • Here it is.

  • So, if I plug it in here, it should super-size your phone

  • for everybody to see.

  • All right. So this is the phone, Harry.

  • And the text we're going to pop in here is - "Just discovered..."

  • HE GIGGLES

  • .."emojis."

  • Do you know what an emoji is?

  • Yeah, I have one that I send all the time.

  • It's just a thumbs-up.

  • Someone could send me the longest message you've ever seen,

  • all I send back is...

  • A thumbs-up.

  • OK, I think we should throw some emojis in to start.

  • Ant, champagne, horn, handbag.

  • Ghost, lips, tooth.

  • And we'll make a little mistake as if you're dictating,

  • so they believe it's you.

  • "They hilarious.

  • "And there's a bloke in my phone called Siirry..."

  • LAUGHTER

  • .."who knows more than Sandra."

  • LAUGHTER

  • "I'm sure I signed him for West Ham once.

  • "Saw these emojis and thought of you."

  • OK, we'll go with the poo.

  • What else should we go...?

  • AUDIENCE MEMBER: Peach!

  • Cheese?

  • Peach! Peach?

  • Does that mean something rude?

  • Peach, that's quite nice.

  • I like croissant. That's quite a fun one.

  • Shall we go with those three? Poo, peach, croissant.

  • "Let's have some fun.

  • "What emojis make you think of me...

  • "..and why?"

  • Cat, feet, brain, hand, face...

  • HE GIGGLES I'm just going...

  • All right, I think this is it. Star. OK.

  • "Text - I'm waiting."

  • Let's end with his absolute favourite.

  • Thumbs-up.

  • All right, we're going to send this crazy emoji text

  • to everybody in your phone.

  • Shall we do that, ladies and gentlemen?

  • AUDIENCE: Yeah! The text has gone!

  • APPLAUSE

  • One more time for the absolutely wonderful Harry and Sandra!

  • So, earlier tonight we sent a text to all of Harry Redknapp's contacts.

  • And the replies have been flooding in.

  • So we'll start with Richard Cars. Who's Richard Cars?

  • Richard sells cars!

  • LAUGHTER

  • So Richard Cars...

  • Quite simple...

  • "Are you OK, Harry? Been on the booze?"

  • And then he has put the emoji of a half-drunk glass.

  • That's Richard Cars.

  • Nick Knowles. Oh, Nick Knowles has come in huge.

  • A friend from the jungle? Yeah.

  • Nick Knowles has started with a bear emoji.

  • He says, "Bear because I've seen you bare naked in the jungle...

  • "..when you washed your crackers...

  • "..in the shower.

  • "I've not eaten cashews since!"

  • Quite funny from Knowlesy!

  • And then he's put the sweet two people with a heart in between.

  • And he says, "Because you and Sandra are everyone's relationship goals."

  • AUDIENCE: Awww!

  • APPLAUSE

  • And then he's ended with, "How the hell did you find the emojis

  • "when you can't use the phone?"

  • LAUGHTER

  • OK...

  • J Red?

  • Yeah, Jamie.

  • Jamie, your son. Jamie Redknapp.

  • Very exciting!

  • Oh, it's not from him.

  • "Hi, Pop. It's Beau."

  • Is that your grandson? Yes.

  • Aww.

  • "I have got Dad's phone."

  • This is very sweet!

  • How old is Beau? 10.

  • "I've got Dad's phone.

  • "I really think you need to get back into football management.

  • "Are you sure you're OK?"

  • And then the emoji of someone's face who's all over the place!

  • That's so sweet!

  • All right, Clive. Clive Tyrell.

  • Good pal. Golfing mate.

  • What he's done is he has cut and pasted the entire text

  • that we sent into a new text

  • and then he's texted you underneath it...

  • "Harry, this is Clive. This seems so weird."

  • "This has just come to me from your phone."

  • LAUGHTER

  • "Just wanted to let you know."

  • FIVE question marks!

  • Clive's very concerned. He doesn't want to play at all.

  • I'm going to text him back... "Come on, Clive, play the game!"

  • Poo emoji.

  • Emily Atack.

  • CHEERING

  • "Siri sounds like someone I got off with recently.

  • "This is the emoji that sums you up."

  • King emoji.

  • That's a lovely, sweet one from Atack.

  • "PS - should I be worried about the turd emoji summing me up?"

  • Very sweet from Emily.

  • Harry Baker?

  • He's the one who's organised all my theatre tours.

  • "I was in the cinema watching the Joker

  • "when your text was sent, Harry.

  • "It's nearly as bizarre as this film."

  • LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

  • "See you tomorrow."

  • Frankie Jn?

  • Frankie Junior. Frank Lampard.

  • AUDIENCE: Ooh!

  • "Uncle H."

  • Aww, Frankie.

  • "When did you learn to sent texts?"

  • LAUGHTER

  • "Let alone emojis."

  • He said, "Anyway, your emoji would be..."

  • And he's put a diamond.

  • AUDIENCE: Aww.

  • "See you soon." How sweet is that?

  • Aww.

  • There's a brilliant one from Kammy.

  • An absolute Kammy classic.

  • Chris Kamara, yeah?

  • Of all the people so far, Kammy has just got it.

  • He's just got it.

  • Three emojis...

  • Old man, then money bag,

  • then a horse.

  • LAUGHTER

  • And then he's put, "No explanation needed!"

  • Go on, Kammy!

  • what an absolute legend

  • and what a wonderful Send To All.

  • It's Harry Redknapp and, of course, his beautiful wife,

  • Sandra!

  • CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's see who's in tonight's Send To All box.

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