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  • Ah!

  • What a gorgeous day.

  • Woo hoo!

  • Woo hoo!

  • Hey!

  • Dude!

  • Come on, man!

  • Sorry, it's kind of my buddy's thing.

  • Ow!

  • Ugh!

  • Got to let go, man!

  • Woo!

  • Ha ha!

  • Ski tips up!

  • It's time to shred the gnar--

  • Can you grab me a couple of chili cheese corn dogs?

  • I'm going to smoke them on the way up.

  • Nothing like 12 inches of powder to really

  • activate the send portal.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • Love the outfit!

  • Hey!

  • Thank you ladies!

  • Yeah, I do it for the honeys!

  • Let's all--

  • Easy!

  • Fingers!

  • Put these between your shoulders.

  • Seat belt.

  • I can't grab it with these mittens on!

  • Stop!

  • No, you stop!

  • It's not safe for the driver to have a snowboard on his head.

  • I would turn the AC on, but there's

  • four pairs of skis in the way.

  • I need you to figure it out!

  • Hey, turn around.

  • I forgot my lift ticket.

  • Go back to the house.

  • Get me out of here!

  • Can I help you, with something?

  • Yes, sir.

  • Can I get some skis and boots?

  • And can I get a snowboard?

  • I'm assuming you just came from graffitiing a water tower?

  • What was that, private school?

  • Excuse me, Mr. I Sleep In My Own Car?

  • What's wrong with that?

  • It's a great place to sleep.

  • You ever missed a church Sunday service?

  • Have you ever been to church?

  • You take off work to get?

  • Ha, you don't work.

  • You're a trust fund kid, right?

  • See you on the slopes, community college dropout.

  • I knew I should have finished.

  • By the way, I go to church every Easter!

  • Sure you do.

  • How are you today, sir?

  • Hey, do I need my skis?

  • What-- yes, you need your skis!

  • What are you doing?

  • What do you mean I need my skis?

  • Get off!

  • Get off!

  • Get off the lift!

  • What did you think when you saw I had skis on?

  • What, are you going to walk down the hill?

  • Guys, I said no blues.

  • It's just selfish.

  • Oops.

  • I don't know how to stop!

  • Ah!

  • All right, man, where are we headed?

  • All right, dude.

  • I'm thinking we start at Doom and Gloom.

  • We'll go over to Moose Nutts, drop down to Spanky's Ladder.

  • Then we'll head over to Big Doo Doo--

  • got some great jumps over there--

  • shoot through Spin Dryer right by Get Along.

  • And then we'll finish over at Powder Keg.

  • What happens if we get separated?

  • Just go to Body Bag, take a right at Wounded

  • Knee around Dead Possum Cove smack dab

  • through Turd Splitter.

  • And then we'll meet up at Ruby Tuesday.

  • You got this!

  • I think I'm just going to follow you.

  • See you later, hosers.

  • Ahhhhh!

  • Hey, you should probably quit skiing and pick on sledding!

  • Snow dusters!

  • Pizza Alert!

  • Boo!

  • Hey, while you're doing a whole lot of nothing,

  • why don't you make a snowman?

  • Yeah!

  • That one wasn't as good as the other one.

  • It's OK.

  • All right, time to pick my skiier level--

  • one, two or three.

  • Tell you what I'm not-- a skiier type of a three.

  • All right, gents, I need your skill level--

  • one, two, or three.

  • Three.

  • Three for me.

  • Three!

  • Oh gosh, why did I say that?

  • That was so stupid.

  • Ah!

  • Ah, I should have picked level one!

  • Ah!

  • Hey, man.

  • You sure about this one?

  • You're fine!

  • I'm just gonna to send it.

  • Oh really?

  • Oh.

  • Hang on!

  • Hang on, Gar!

  • I just kind of took a tumble.

  • I've got a little bit of bruising--

  • Dude!

  • --in the ribs.

  • You brought these guys into this?

  • I got like a hangnail.

  • Do you have any, like, Tylenol?

  • It's just like, everything just, like, hurts.

  • It feels tweaked.

  • You guys happen to, like, give flu shots?

  • Oh, what?

  • Are you kidding me right now?

  • Hey, man, we're going to have to take this serious.

  • You don't have a bruised rib!

  • Hey Ty, I knew it was serious.

  • So I cancelled the last five days of our trip.

  • Our flights are tomorrow now.

  • Thanks for hanging with me.

  • You did what?

  • Ah!

  • I'm sorry about this Ron!

  • I'm not injured!

  • I'm fine!

  • I'll give you a ride to the hospital!

  • Call the Marines!

  • You're going to love this.

  • Hang onto this for me.

  • Ah!

  • Here we go!

  • Feel the rhythm!

  • Feel the rhyme!

  • Hang on, Codes!

  • It's bobsled time!

  • Ty!

  • No!

  • Hey, you might actually be hurt now.

  • All right, I'm thinking we either go Lumpy Susan or Ripped

  • Kyle, what's your vote?

  • Suit yourself.

  • I'm going to the park.

  • Aw, sick three, Billy!

  • Oh yeah!

  • All right, let's head down Royals.

  • Dude, I cannot do blacks on a rental board.

  • If I can't see the top of the mountain.

  • I'm not going.

  • Ah, I don't know.

  • It's pretty icy today.

  • Oh gosh!

  • My goggles are way too dark.

  • Hey, I think we should split up.

  • I cannot ski with a group of eight.

  • OK, I need you to take a new profile pick for me.

  • I'm a go to the top of the quarter pipe.

  • Snap a pic at the peak.

  • You can do that?

  • Absolutely not.

  • But it's going to look like I can.

  • Dude!

  • Looks epic!

  • Nice!

  • Oh, it's everything I dreamed it would be!

  • Dude.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Hey!

  • Can't you sit on the side!

  • Hey, you got the sandwiches?

  • I say we eat here.

  • Dude, let's do it!

  • It's a great view.

  • Dude, have you ever wondered how all these beads get

  • on these trees?

  • No way!

  • It's the bead guy!

  • Oh, hey, guys!

  • It's basically like seeing Santa Claus.

  • Ty, dude, get dressed.

  • We want to be first in line at the lift.

  • Hey, you know what?

  • I actually tend to get a little altitude sickness day one.

  • I was thinking maybe I rest up.

  • That way, I can hit it hard with you guys day two.

  • Who knew two movies at once was so enjoyable?

  • Oops!

  • Ha!

  • Still good.

  • Dude, look who made it!

  • Hey, guys!

  • Before you get too excited, I feel like I

  • got to shoot you guys straight.

  • I didn't even rent skis!

  • I had no intention of going out there whatsoever!

  • Hey, by the way, have you guys ever heard of Harry Potter?

  • Ha!

  • It's a real page turner!

  • Dude, you having a good time?

  • Yeah, I know!

  • Me too.

  • Have you had the pizza?

  • Oh, you like it?

  • Yeah, I do too.

  • That's great.

  • No, are you a snowboarder or a skier all the time?

  • No?

  • Yes?

  • Ha ha, cool.

  • You ever been to a Chamber of Commerce mixer?

  • No, no, I hadn't neither.

  • Thought about it once.

  • I'm originally from Utah.

  • My name's Ricky but my friends call me Bobby.

  • What's your name, bud?

  • Say something, man?

  • Oh, uh, no.

  • No, I did not.

  • Oh, cool.

  • Only like 200 more yards!

  • Hey, you want to borrow my poles?

  • Oh, that would be great, man.

  • Ha!

  • Yeah, right!

  • Should have grabbed skis!

  • All right, let's hit the trees.

  • Oh really?

  • There's a perfectly, like, good groomed run right here.

  • Dude, if the run has a name, we're not doing it.

  • Hey, there's a good open run over here!

  • Slow down, Tim.

  • Slow down a little bit.

  • Hey, look out for the tree!

  • Do what?

  • Ah!

  • Hey, why can't we stick to the runs with names?

  • What's up, guys?

  • Thanks for watching.

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  • Signing off for now.

  • Pound it.

  • Noggin.

  • See ya!

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