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  • Eat the toilet paper, so it wipes on the way and

    把衛生紙吃下去,一路到底就自動擦

  • Good evening, everyone

    各位晚安

  • My name is Peter and I don't mean to brag but I have a very large brain just like the person who wrote this god-awful

    我是Pewdiepie,我沒有要誇大

  • Reddit post

    但我有一顆超大的腦袋,就跟寫這天才Reddit留言的人

  • so today we're gonna explore more people with big brains and perhaps

    一樣大

  • You might find that you are big brain as well. I love this one

    今天我們要來尋找更多腦袋也這麼大的人

  • You don't have a skeleton inside you you're a brain. You are inside a skeleton

    然後你也可能 發現你的腦袋也很大

  • You're piloting a bone mech that is using meat armor. I never felt more

    這篇很棒

  • Powerful, I mean technically you're not wrong big brain. Very large brain. I bet this guy can whip out a

    不是你包覆著骨架,你是一顆腦,是骨架包覆你

  • Cobblestone generator in half a second my god, so we're all an anime Mecca. That's so cool. To be honest

    你是操控骨骼機甲,再一層肉裝甲

  • It's not

    我感覺自己超強(笑)

  • Premarital sex if you never get married, baby

    嚴格上來說好像沒有錯,大腦袋 您腦袋真的頗大

  • What?

    我賭這傢伙可以在半秒內造出鵝卵石製造機

  • I've been lied to a

    天啊

  • new scientific study

    原來我們全部都是機動戰士 好酷喔

  • claims that fertility is hereditary if your parents didn't have any children chances, are you won't either

    說實話,只要你不結婚

  • It took me a second but big brain that's I

    那就不是婚前性行為

  • Understand this isn't minecraft

    大腦袋!

  • It's funny how we we tend to mimic our parents behavior. What you okay? I got one for you guys

    花特

  • Here's one for you big brains. What smells better?

    (你沒玩過Tuber Simulator?)

  • I'm sending 163 subscribers tonyaminTV subscribers

    我一直都被騙嗎

  • Nose I

    根據最新的科學研究

  • Get it. I

    生育力會遺傳的

  • Was like what is a nose smell like oh

    如果你父母沒有生任何小孩,你大概也不會

  • You can't spell

    我一開始想了一下 可是 大腦袋

  • v

    我有看懂!

  • Nine-year-olds write that down

    這又不是麥塊

  • Things I wish I didn't know. Okay. This is not big brain. Get out of my sight

    我們傾向模仿我們父母的行為這點很有趣吧

  • So I met a cute guy at the bar last night dance with him says he doesn't have a girlfriend

    花特

  • We exchanged snapchat look him up on Facebook, and he doesn't have a girlfriend

    你沒玩過...

  • He has a wife

    好我有一篇要給你們看

  • the gray

    注意了大腦袋們

  • Everyone knows the smartest people in the world Socrates Stephen Hawking's Einstein

    什麼東西聞得比嚐得還好

  • They all had very large heads

    鼻子

  • Einstein's brain weighed only which is less than average adult male Einstein had small brain

    好啦我懂 腦袋很大對不對

  • small brain

    本來還在想鼻子聞起來是什麼味道

  • Here's one for you youtube lovers. What's the best way to download a YouTube video?

  • Screenshot each second and play it on PowerPoint small brain

    拼advertisements(廣告)時

  • Hey if the public

    要把semen(精液)夾在tits(奶子)裡面

  • Bathroom door is locked

    9歲小孩們 抄下來!!(笑)

  • Don't forget to try and repeatedly open it and give the person using it and paralyze be expected

    我真希望我不知道,好嗎

  • It's like when you're waiting for the elevator and the the button is clearly lit up

    這腦袋一點都不大,滾出我的視線

  • But someone comes in anyway and decides to click it for you

    我昨天在酒吧遇到一個帥哥 跟他一起跳舞

  • The door is locked

    他說他沒女朋友 我們Snapchat加了好友

  • I'm sending 163 subscribers tonyaminTV subscribers

    我去FB上面搜尋他

  • But it I'm having a ship cut in your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each camp

    他沒有女朋友

  • Thus saving space small brain. Very small. My brain is so tiny. This is another typical

    可是他有老婆

  • problem with capitalist America, why can't they just they can clearly fit more tennis ball, but they chose not to

    腦袋大

  • Disgusting people will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper are freaky

    大家都知道 世上最聰明的人

  • Under your breath when you look at their focus. Ah

    蘇格拉底、史蒂芬・霍金、愛因斯坦

  • Wow

    他們的頭都超級大

  • What a fantastic tip that had that is so helpful

    愛因斯坦的大腦只有 ... 比一般成年男性的大腦還輕

  • yeah, I

    愛因斯坦是小腦袋??

  • Like that one

    小腦袋!!(笑)

  • Only a fool would buy IKEA furniture

    再給你們看一篇 Youtube愛好者們

  • Instead just download the instructions and keep emailing their service department to say that I'm missing a piece

    下載Youtube影片有什麼最好的方法?

  • until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period

    把每一秒都截圖下來然後用投影片播

  • Swedish break this is an old hack everyone in Sweden

    嘿如果某間公廁的

  • Does this come on don't waste my time being vegan has been so freaking easy

    門是鎖著的

  • I literally just stare at the Sun and I'm full. Thanks

    記得要反覆嘗試開門 讓裡面的人焦慮到爆

  • Photosynthesis. I mean, I never tried it so maybe it works. Ah

    這就很像在等電梯時 已經有人按按鈕了

  • If you are behind someone at an ATM late at night

    還是會有人走過來再按一次

  • Let them know that you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck

    門是鎖著的喔!!

  • See this is the kind of stuff that I wish

    不要再開門啦!!

  • People taught me when I was growing up. It takes 45 muscles to frown but only 10 muscles to smile

    我在大便啊!!!

  • Frown all day lose weight get ripped gains

    把網球切半可以讓你每桶裝兩倍的球 節省空間

  • Damn Brian you've been working now. Yeah right now I actually feel it. Damn. I will actually get a big break

    小腦袋!!超級小,我腦袋奈米小

  • My forehead will be massive

    這是一個典型的資本主義問題,美國

  • The games

    為什麼他們一桶不能...

  • Apply garlic to freshly open cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain

    很明顯他們就可以放更多球,可是他們不要

  • Thank you. This is so helpful. Oh

    噁心

  • God, I've been barely injured garlic, please. What does that help? Okay. Here you go. Ahh

    大家不會再給你看他們小孩的照片

  • I keep a fruit sticker on top of my head so that if cannibals ever eat me

    只要你在看照片時

  • He'll have to peel the sticker off first giving me time to escape

    低聲說「啊嘶」

  • How to learn anything ten

    哇喔

  • Times faster I speed at the video times

    真是一個不錯的主意啊 超有幫助的

  • 1.5 so that I can learn

    啊嘶

  • I'm sending 163 subscribers tonyaminTV subscribers

    嗚喔~

  • Damn oh, I'm sorry. You read books. I listen to audio books at ten times the speed

    我喜歡這張

  • Oh, I'm sorry. You listen ten times the speed I listened at five RT books at the same time in twenty times the speed

    到底是尛啦(笑)

  • It's quick. It's easy and it's free pouring river water into your socks. Why would I do that? LMI?

    只有白痴才會買IKEA家具

  • It's quick. It's easy. It's free you

    因為我都下載說明書、每半年寫信跟他們說我少一個零件

  • Can apply that to anything really buying thirty five words it's quick it's easy. It's

    讓他們補寄到我有了全部的零件

  • You got the point if you ever feel alone watch a horror movie late at night with the lights up

    是瑞典腦!

  • You won't feel so alone anymore

    這是老招了,瑞典人都這樣做好嗎

  • Thanks, Satan. You're the best when a baby on board sticker is a little faded and beat up

    拜託 別浪費我時間

  • You know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram. I

    全素他媽有夠簡單

  • Think I remember that one.

    我只要看著太陽我就飽了

  • I think I keep that one in the memory bank

    謝囉光合作用

  • Thank you very much poke your finger in someone's mouth while they are yawning to establish dominance

    我從來沒有試過,也許可以這樣吧

  • Big brain weight might sell was does it to me? I've seen this one. I got a go pregnant in high school

    如果你深夜在ATM站在別人後面

  • So I told my parents getting bullied and removed

    在他們脖子上留個輕柔的吻 讓他們知道你無害

  • modern from

    像這種東西我一直都希望別人在我長大時有教我

  • Require modern solutions

    人皺眉會用到45條肌肉,但微笑只要10條

  • That is awful by the way, just so we adjust so quickly that is not big brain. That is despicable brain. Same thing actually

    整天皺眉,就能減肥,練肌肉,大肌肌

  • Firing tip profiling tips knees on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

    親愛的眉毛你有在努力嗎 現在喔

  • Damn, hell big brain

    我確實有感受到欸 乾 我腦袋真的很大

  • Very big very large. Brain. Oh

    額頭超級大

  • Oh, here's a good one. If you touch your pee-pee while you watch you can pretend like you were having. Oh

    腦袋大!!

  • Oh

    剛切傷或燙傷時趕快敷大蒜,就能立即享受極致疼痛

  • That took me a long time. Okay?

    謝謝你,真的很有幫助

  • Hey, oh my god taking a little weight off your check luggage that is actually big brain. I like that

    喔天,我的傷口有點嚴重,請給我大蒜

  • We can't do that in I think European airports. They keep them like dang in

    那個有什麼幫助?給你

  • How to get over your fear of the dark as soon as you turn the lights off starts touching peepee poo-poo 'i

    我一直都會在頭上貼水果的標籤貼紙

  • Know monster was to see that

    如果食人族想吃我的話

  • While doing it stare at the corner and whisper tenderly, this is for you. I

    他就要先撕掉貼紙,然後我就有時間逃跑

  • Always thought about like in a horror movie if someone just does something really crazy to throw the monster off

    (人類是怎麼了)

  • But I think this one takes surprise. That's extremely large brain. Not even I would think of that. Mr

    如何十倍快速學習任何事情

  • President Jesus. Well that explains it

    我用1.5倍速播影片,所以我學習可以

  • If you count their wine snug confuse them by using this move oh my god

    十!五!倍!速!快!!!

  • life hack pause and say you can show yourself now every time you're about to leave an

  • Apparently empty room someday, there might actually be someone there and they will be really impressed

    噢抱歉,你看書

  • I've been doing this for 29 years so far. Nothing happened very large brain

    我用十倍速聽有聲書

  • Now if you have the biggest brain of them

    噢抱歉喔,你聽十倍速

  • All you will be checking out represent calm /pd primer. It is epically big brain

    我可是用二十倍速同時聽五本喔

  • We don't have any big brain merge stuff Spanish cool

    又快又簡單又免費:把河水倒進襪子裡

  • Thanks for watching gamers smash like if you enjoy subscribe and remember to just take like life love

    我為什麼會做這件事

  • Big brain my friend is so big. I don't know how to speak. How do I make outro place what you never played super simulator?

    因為又快又簡單又免費

  • You know, it's fun right I'm not supposed to give my opinion

    這根本可以用在所有地方

  • But give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not not convinced yet. Okay. I'll cut you a deal

    買Pewdiepie周邊,又快、又簡單、又...

  • The game is available for free and that's a great price

    你懂我的意思就好啦

  • Swedish prey

    如果你覺得寂寞,就深夜關燈看恐怖片

Eat the toilet paper, so it wipes on the way and

把衛生紙吃下去,一路到底就自動擦

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大腦人的想法 #42 [REDDIT REVIEW] 。 (Ideas from people with BIG BRAINS #42 [REDDIT REVIEW])

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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