Am run out of intros this is what I'm doing now. Okay, the why leave your entry?

就是這個動作的意思

close

好滴 lwiay

Grab your favorite minecraft merch and let's get it gamers

把你的能量留在SUB REDDIT版上

What is happening 12 hour minecraft livestream at a hundred million subscribers? Come on gamers

而我也會準時收看下一集的lwiay

It's my favorite part of the week after playing minecraft reviewing the luau means oh, yes

帶來了你最喜歡的麥塊商品

Finally bing-bong baby. Fuck

買一件吧 玩家們

My hue my craft house is epic. So that was a freaking look

發生甚麼事！

Good bitch. Hey, you know if you want to be mad be mad at sigh that's why right side. I'm blaming you

一億訂閱將有12小時的麥塊直播

It was his idea. I was like site what's good idea of thumbnail? I

奮鬥吧 玩家們

Think at least I don't remember was it yeah, it's eyeful. Mr

這是我一週最喜歡的部分

Bies speaking the language of gods make sure you limit your video game time today. I don't want you to become super violent

在玩完麥塊之後

Remember before games war wasn't a thing lovely more hate them. Let's get real everyone loved him. Mr

評論liway梗圖

Dees spitting facts pity pie. I think my humor has become less childish over the years

噢 讚啦 終於

You think you're better than fart noises

冰 崩 冰冰崩

No one's better than fart noises, let's get the brilliant 12-hour Minecraft livestream at the hundred million. Oh

我的新麥塊屋子屌炸天

Are we at 99 yet? Come on gamers minecraft Vicky Felix trying to beat the wither using zombie pigmen

"縮圖根本在騙"

The wither is immune to all attacks from other undead monk except skulls from other withers

這句很紅

Definite. Oh, here's the thing. I knew okay. I just thought that would be a good decoy

如果你想要對Sive生氣 對沒錯 Sive，我在譴責你

There were all the people saying that they heal them and that confused me as well, but they definitely serve their purpose

這是都是他的主意

Okay Thank You Pig mate

我就問他"要選哪個當縮圖？"

Very great. Hey guys. So today we finally build the cobblestone generator

我想至少...我不記得了 是Sive的錯

Yeah, I think I think it's time you can play something else in Minecraft we're still stuck on the club poster

我想至少...我不記得了 是Sive的錯 "SIve：NO"

Otherwise, it's this episode 500 at this points men has enter the nether twice. Okay, kill two

Mr.beast正在說著神的語言

Llamas, okay entered the freaking room

我來確認你有沒有玩太久遊戲

Okay, all without Felix permission just like a rebel teenager Spanish growing up. This is so cute

我不想你因為遊戲變得暴力

He also got married meanwhile in Hong Kong throughout the protests. Pure news. Say was oh my god

還記得嗎？在遊戲裡連打仗都不像什麼大事，還記得嗎

What do I have to do? I'll call Papa Gloria. She's been on vacation. She's been having a good time

愛或恨他 講實話 大家都該愛他

I'll get her on this stack. She's been playing Minecraft

因為Mr.beast正在訴說事實

When you forget to refrigerate your meatball, I don't like this. I don't even realise. What am I gonna do? I?

PewDiePie：經過這些年， 我覺得我的幽默沒那麼幼稚了

Have to climb the meatball

(模仿屁聲)

What do I gotta do?

你覺得你的笑話比屁聲優嗎？

People said I should put the red sauce on it like pee I should put like red carpet over it you dumb vault

沒有任何笑話可以超越屁聲，我說認真

You're a bunch of dumb balls. Okay, that's the worst suggestion I've ever heard in my life Swedish people

"訂閱數到一億的時候 我會來個12小時的麥塊直播"

Don't put tomato sauce on their meatballs. That's Italians. You dummy dumb dumb. We put brown sauce on our meatballs

"觀眾：馬上來" (GOOGLE 創帳號")

Honestly, you should probably just delete your YouTube account where ever it made that comment. Oh my god, that is the cutest

我們990萬左右了嗎

Who made this the Kiawah? Thank you very much. That's really cute. Then. We'll appreciate

加油啊夥伴

We can use Spence, okay?

(左) 麥塊維基

Scared for shadowy noises see I notice it even when I was editing. I said it like three times in a row a night

Felix：我要培養殭屍豬人軍隊幫我打凋零怪

I let one end because I needed a sentence now

維基：凋零怪能免疫所有殭屍豬人的攻擊 除了其他凋零發射的炸彈

I'm starting to understand what it's like to be an editor and having to cut through my speech impediment Jesus Christ

可惡

I can see say freak as many times as I want YouTube

呃...

What are you gonna do people are saying that they got a mineral add while I said Frick Frick Frick, baby

我跟你們說 其實我知道

What are you gonna do YouTube breakfast?

懂了嗎?

You can't stop the frickin e you can stop scared Peter pie, but you can't stop freaking me grandpa. I found your old stuff

我只是想要用殭屍豬人當誘餌

What is it? It's a damn shame

很多人都說殭屍豬人會幫凋零補血

I'm gonna tell you a great story

我也真的蠻困惑的

What you name your child is when after spend all well

但是 我相信豬人們是有幫到我的 OK?

What is this poor people food Felix, excusing the peepee poo-poo armor for healing the weather during the second phase. The people are

謝了豬豬們

knowing that the Whizzer regenerates the

做得很好(嗝)

Second. Why do you know what tell me everyone just goes don't showman him by the house. That's all I heard

各位，我們終於在今天完成了鵝卵石製造機

No actual help. You should sleep the nether Phoenix

我有時候想在麥塊玩些不一樣的

Can't trust you jab in heaven watching Felix literally making a sex dungeon

我們還在卡關

What oh, yeah. Hey, hey, hey Frick dungeon get it right gamer gaming week

而且這上面寫說我們卡到

gaming month

第500集

minecraft addiction good morning gamers

與此同時 Sven已經

This is the daily episode 69 34 Micro Micro must have passed away. But at least oh

去地獄兩次

Oh

是的

I'm a terrible parent

殺了兩隻草泥馬

The green parent that Felix trap waiting for Felix. Oh my god

沒錯

I'm so sorry. I

跑進村民的繁殖房

Need to retrieve him now the perfect birthday party does annex why we is that redstone

沒錯

What is redstone tastes like?

全都沒有經過主人的同意

Red, where's that shoot? You have hundred million YouTube subscribers

就像個叛逆的青少年

What's your next video? It's not

Sven真的在長大

No one's gonna want anything else let's get real here, come on gamers

他真的好可愛

well

他還結婚了

our life game act 100 million

在香港反送中的同時

Subscribe end credits scene after peopie beats the wither fine. I'll do it myself

"Pews新聞 救救我們"

I love how epic that was legit. I was tearing up myself editing a night

我的老天

I appreciate all the nice comments me when I'm scrolling through this

當你忘記把肉丸冰起來的時候

Subreddit without watching the latest video

我不喜歡這樣

I'm always so confused. Big fan didn't watch the latest video fake fan

我根本沒發現 我要怎麼把這些綠綠的去掉?

You see you need an extremely high IQ to understand PewDiePie

*無奈*

Ok, the Lord goes extremely in-depth her. He's probably thinking about other villagers him

要爬上那顆球

what if PewDiePie actually got the job he applied for at Mojang and the job was to become a youtuber again and

這要怎麼辦?

Gain, a large enough platform to revive the game after it initially lost popularity. Oh my god

他們說我可以像在肉丸上淋紅醬一樣

Can you imagine how much minecraft gain from not hiring me?

就是...放紅色地毯在上面

Cuz instead I just went and became a youtuber and helped promote the game the KP saw on minecraft

你們這群笨蛋

Character is not because of your resource pack

到底在笨幾點的

Optifine has an add-on called caves with this you can wear capes in Minecraft and I gave you mine

這是史上最糟糕的意見

What that's so sweet. Thank you

瑞典人不會在肉丸上放番茄醬

That explains a lot of so confused peepee poo-poo

那是義大利人在做的事

Pink poop my first post here. Will you start it off?

你真是...有夠蠢

Extremely strong. You're never gonna beat this one. Trust me when you realize that if we never told Felix about swings tail health bar

我們只放棕色的醬在肉丸上

So one would most likely be dead. It ain't much but it done it work Thank You gamers

老實說 我覺得你應該直接刪掉Youtube帳號

It is actually really helpful because it's the only animal that indicates it, isn't it not knowing anything about Phineas and Ferb

或是刪掉你留過這種言的帳號

I still don't get it. Stop. Stop posting these what if Felix put both of us in the frickin chamber. No, just kidding. Just kidding

我的老天

unless

那真的是...

Hey, what happened in the Frick chamber stays in the Frick chamber? It's nice and soft. I think you'll like it Felix

有夠可愛的!!!!!

Look what you've done

誰畫的?

jacksepticeye, looking good wanna play Minecraft Oh

Kiwa畫的 謝謝你Kiwa

betrayal

這真的超可愛的

you should use ikea bird feather and make an arrow out of it and kill the Ender Dragon with it for eventually that is actually

Svan會很感謝你的

cool, but what you nerds don't know is that inner dragon is immune to arrows so

我們可以用Sven的墳墓 (口誤)

Cringe these guys whose pulls cringe I'm a Minecraft veteran and even I knew that today's episode was freakin beautiful

*被沒道理的東西嚇到*

Oh, it was from a few days ago. Thank you guys Swedish people's first name Swedish people

其實我在剪接的時候有發現

What it is now like eight years any time here in UK, what does your name Kajal Berg cuz eulenberg

我大概說了3次有

Full of food and then you come back to Sweden me like Oh, mr. Shelburn. Ah

但是我不能剪掉

Just so good petition to name the place for Felix keep the villagers the ranch that is actually a good idea

不然那段也沒其他話可以補了

I like that we could build a giant. Dr. Phil face. Mmm. Oh

現在我終於明白

My god, yes, I saw this

當剪輯師是什麼感覺

We both had the same dumbass face as well

需要掩飾各式各樣的口誤

Hey, hey

老天

This is what happens when you're a Minecraft veteran brain goes infinity and beyond No, don't do this. Stop, please

你嚇不了我的， 你可以嚇到膽小的pewdiepie

I don't get it. Nobody's born cool, except of course the person that brought Felix that Swedish King I

但是你嚇不了我的

Agree, I agree

爺爺我找到你以前的東西了

Gamers helping gamers. I can't believe this is the same person that made a two-time 2x2 piston door and automatic

這是啥?

Fuck I don't get it either

Sven來，坐下

For some reason whenever I play with other people Jack is the same Rangers goes

我跟你說個很棒的故事

insane Liebig get in the

什麼? 你的孫子叫Sven

Last thing you hear before you never see your family again imagine one day

跟一隻狗的名字一樣?

You're you're in your garden some Swedish guy walks up behind you. Think what a nice farm you got there

這是什麼 "可憐的豬豬們"

That's when you know, it's over

(左)"Felix責怪pee pee poo poo："

You can put stained glass on a beacon to make it different colors. Thank you

"都是你們害的，凋零怪怎麼補血了"

I know this you should know that I already know this. I like the creeper in the back too. That's good. Haha

(右) "只有pee pee poo poo軍隊自己知道 凋零怪有第二階段"

There's man and oh, please oh

"和回血"

Man, I thought people would get mad at me for like changing the weather

為什麼沒人跟我說過這個

I know I said like I'll never use creative mode, but clearly for some stuff. It seems like it's necessary

他們只跟我說

I won't use it for building. Okay, or getting material. Let me guess your home

"不要在家旁邊召喚凋零怪"

It was and it was beautiful, you know

我只聽過這個

Everyone lost their mind over the fact that I summoned the weather in my base despite the fact that people going for days

從來沒有實質上的幫助

Don't do it. Don't summon the weather in your base, you know the astronaut really wasn't that bad. I

觀眾"你可以在地獄睡覺"

Kind of hope it sound like I'm Marv Avengers like aftermath of battle kind of thing

一群無法信任的人

Like maybe the meatball had blown up. I was like that would look cool. That would be like, oh, wow really cinematic an epic

"當在天堂的water sheep看到

No, nothing happens

Felix在他的墳墓裡造了一個性愛監獄"

Stupid death the golden one stupid death to the diamond one died. Like a hero the dirt one. What?

什麼？

What oh my god, yeah, I

哦對耶

Don't know what YouTube is gonna do maybe cool if they did something like that

是愛愛監獄

That's so cool magma block

搞清楚，夥伴

Yeah, I don't know how I got that 241 minutes like it's seriously hard to get them that long I printed Felix Minecraft world damn

遊戲週

That's awesome. I

遊戲月

Get that would look so good Wow pewds villagers

麥塊成癮

0.001 seconds after potato start falling from the ceiling what if

早安夥伴們

Yep, just an idea for when Dinnerbone, you know. Hey, no

這是麥塊日更第6934集

Fourteen-year-old boys talking about girls. So apparently if you throw food he may

Marzia剛剛逝世了

Destroy it works. My frickin chamber is gonna be the most advanced thing ever. Oh my god. Yeah

但是我至少還有Sven

I didn't notice this for so long. That's so awesome. I should have called them like GERD Yun or something

噢...

Yeah, I'm good with names. I don't know what to tell you Brad editing sigh

我覺得好感傷

vanity

Noooooooooo

I love how it makes me. Look just in the same pewds in his own survival series piercing sky look, there it is

我是個不稱職的父親

See, I don't I'll blame Ken

啊

I'll blame can I don't care about area 51 in view to rewind doesn't have Jurgen Sven or anything about Minecraft

那隻被Felix關起來的綠鸚鵡

We read YouTube. Well, they will definitely have something about Minecraft put a tribute to Ikea bird on your shoulder

還在原地等著Felix

That's such a good idea. Oh my god. Yes. Yes

我的老天啊

Absolutely, like a bird has died like four times

我對不起你

I

我要去找他

Don't know if I already reacted to this but it's okay

馬上！

I'm like the dumbest person. I would like I would like to say the dumbest smart person but no

我告訴你，最棒的生日派對不存...

I'm just dumb una bolita meets men, you know full well with this means don't you? Yes

那是什麼！！？？

Yes, but I have accepted the offering they're sealing the fate of Swedish men's hands

那是紅石嗎？

I will now accept the fair consequences, even if it means my own demise may Watership with

"紅石吃起來如何？"

The drama, what is this?

紅色的？

What these days I don't get it. Yeah, stop calling my meatball mouldy. Stop. Stop it now stop

"你有一億個訂閱者"

Yeah, this is

"接下來要發什麼影片？"

This is what I was saying getting at earlier

"今天又是個美好的麥塊日！"

Yes, everyone would probably just make minecraft cringy again. Please please YouTube. You don't have to have me in it

沒有人要我做除了麥塊以外的

Yes, this don't ruin minecraft, please. I love all the fan art

以現實面來說

I'm taking like a small thing that happened and making it in look like a

來吧夥伴們

Thing Felix bonding with her inside bakes. He actually kills it without destroying his bangs at the third one

*唱* 對 我們的#$%&&

He's disappointed that he didn't destroy space. It's not what I meant

達到了一億

Relax, how I accidentally hit my younger brother still touched one how my brother tell him mom. I hit him sharpness five

訂閱數

That's good, I understand this much like if you understood this one

Pewdiepie打敗凋零怪後的幕後

Don't spawn the weather near your house that same can stop me because I can't read

"算了"

Hey, you can't tell me what to do. You lost those privileges when you killed the first Jurgen. That's right

"我自己來比較快"

I'm not over you did it you crazies out of a break you did it

我很感謝有這些這麼好的留言

I don't know much. It was like buddy. Oh my god. It's that many huh. Oh

這就像我 "先看了subreddit"

This is so sad everyone went

"在還沒看最新影片時"

Come on it added tension it added a drama you gotta appreciate it

"非常的困惑"

If you don't have hi select, what do you want me to do? Make it everyone's like Oh what you can do

你這假粉絲！！

It's like you can spawn them in obsidian and that would make the fight easy. Like no no no pain no game

"沒看過最新影片"

You got to do it. Oh

假粉絲！！！

My god, there's somebody good memes Garden of Eden has a frickin chamber God creates Adam and Eve also god, yeah

看到沒

What if we all live in the simulation and qtpie

你要有很高的智商

Is telling everyone to free I see you crying through your front camera, but I don't blame you. I grind you

才能看懂Pewdiepie

That was beautiful

OK?

Council of Watership the council will decide your fate. Oh

她：他是不是在想其他女人

My god got a prank it

他：如果Pewdiepie當初應徵成功， 去了麥塊公司上班

I'll bring him back. Okay, I'll bring him back. Okay gamers. That's it for this week's Lawai

他：而工作內容是變成一個Youtuber

There's so many more, but I gotta go back playing Minecraft

他：並在Youtube發展成一個有規模的頻道，

It's much like a be enjoyed if you want to check out protect Sven merch

他：去拯救麥塊日漸下滑的人氣

I mean you don't have to but it would be pretty cringe if you don't have it next week. I'll finish up with another

*驚訝*