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I'm usingtheselittlebabypotatoeshere, so I'm gonnaadd a littlesalttothiswater, andthenwe'regonnadropinourpotatoesandthenyoujustwannaboilDictatorsDon't be a hater.
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Uh, sowe'regonnaboilthesepotatoesformaybe, liketinthe 12 minutesuntilthey'retenderenoughtobepokedallthewaythroughwith a skewer.
Pokeitwith a skewer.
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Somaybeliketwoteaspoonsworthoftimeleaves, youcouldusedried, but I dothinkthatwiththisparticularrecipe, becausewe'reroastingatsuch a hightemperature.
Freshherbswork a littlebitbetterDestroyedherbsmakeitburned.
Butyoucanuserosemaryorsageororegano.
AnykindoflikeWoody.
Thingslikethatgoreallynicelywithpotatoes, sowe'llknowthatthey'redonewhenyoucantake a skewerorlike a paringknifeorwhateverandstabitthroughandthere's notreallyanyresistance, butthey'renotlikesplittingopenyet.
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Soforthis, I'm gonnaputsomegrainymustard.
I betlikehorseradishorsomethingwouldbereallygood.
ThioAndthenas a longtimetoyours, No, I keepmyjarbaconfat, whichactuallyisrunningprettylowinthefridge.
Everytime I'm likebacon.
Justpourofftheextragreaseinto a jarandkeepitforflavoringstuff.
So I'm usingthat.
Butifyoudon't havethatduckfatisgreat.
Ifyoucouldgetyourpossumsinduckfatorlike I said, oilorbuttersojusttossedusaroundActually, thequietestwayistojustputthelidbackonandkindofshakingaroundandjustdumpthepotatoesright.
Andyoucoulduse a bakingsheet, too.
But, youknow, castironworksgreat.
Andthenwe'rejustgonnastartsmashingthem.
So I'm justusedtheglassandanythingthat a flatbottomwillwork.
Thenwe'regonnaSprinkle a littlebaconbitsallaroundandtrytogetthem, likeontopofthepotatoesaswellastouchingthepan, becausetheonesthattouchedthepanaregoingtoendup a lotChrisPierrethantheonesontop.