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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well. If you're new to the show, in these videos I

  • talk about things that I hate, things I'm just.

  • Not About That Life!

  • For example, online dating. I'm a big proponent of online dating. However, women, there are

  • some things that you do when online dating that need to change. Why are you taking a

  • picture with a baby if it's not your baby.

  • DAHECK!

  • That's like me having a couple of pictures with a Ferrari and then you come over and

  • I'm like "No that's not my Ferrari. That's my nieces."

  • I feel like people with babies, don't have any photos with their babies, but people without

  • babies have the most photos with babies.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Here's another thing. If you're not that attractive, not everyone can be Beyoncé, why would you

  • make your main photo a picture with a girl that's more attractive than you? That's just

  • heightening the problem. It's like if you have a zit and you're just drawing an arrow

  • straight to the zit.

  • You think just because you're in a picture with her you somehow look prettier? You don't

  • just get her powers. That's not how Instagram filters work.

  • Maybe your a solid 7 by yourself, but you're standing next to a dime.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Bigger women, let's uhm...let's talk for a moment. Stop trying to trick these guys into

  • thinking that you're skinny. It's ok to big! There's a market for that. There's a market

  • for that! Boston Market.

  • Not but seriously, that's a lose-lose situation. You're gonna meet up eventually, if things

  • work out. If you're portraying yourself as something else, that's not gonna go over well.

  • Be yourself. And if a guy doesn't like you for being yourself, then that's not the right

  • guy for you.

  • At the same time, guys stop being so gullible. What skinny girl do you know that has 17 pictures

  • from the face up only!

  • Not About That Life!

  • And lastly, stop taking pictures with guys. We don't know who that guy is. DAHECK! Is

  • that our competition? Have you ever been intimate? Am I going to have to beat him up? These are

  • all things that are running through our minds, even with dads. We don't really know that

  • that's your dad. Some people have younger looking dads these days.

  • Not About That Life!

  • When you ask for someone's phone number and they give it to you but they don't put the

  • little dash in between, honestly the dash takes you like two seconds. But no, you want

  • to be difficult. You don't wanna put the dash.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Can someone please tell me why twins wear the same clothes? Why do people do this? They

  • already have an identity problem cause there's another problem who looks exactly like them.

  • Then they get mad at me cause I can't tell them apart, but they're wearing the exact

  • same clothing.

  • Cause that...OK...cause honestly.

  • Not About That Life!

  • When Netflix has every season of the show, except the last season. You don't know who

  • dies. You don't know gets together and has babies. You're left in the wind. Then you

  • gotta go online and illegally search for something. Now all of the sudden your computer has a

  • virus, malware popping up every time you go online.

  • Not About That Life!

  • People with Android phones. Team iPhone all day! If I can't iMessage with you our relationship

  • will suffer. If I'm texting you and it's green. No! iPhone users last longer in relationships

  • than Android users. I don't know if that's true or not, but it sounds right.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Speaking of iPhones, when you buy an iPhone charger and then you plug it into charge and

  • it says "This device may not be supported."

  • DAHECK!

  • It's a phone charger specifically for my version of the iPhone. What do you mean it may not

  • be supported? That's literally the only thing you're supposed to do, is charge my phone.

  • And it goes back and forth. Oh, it supports it now...but now it doesn't. It's almost like

  • a politician.

  • And you're just sitting here on ten percent. Now you gotta to your car, put the car charger

  • in cause it works for some reason, but the other one doesn't. Now you just wasted $30.00

  • on a charger that works 27% of the time.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Well that's all I got for this week. I asked you guys on Snapchat what you were Not About

  • That Life and here's what you had to say:

  • When the dress is white and gold, but everyone says it's blue and black.

  • Not About That Life!

  • When Derrick Rose, Jimmy Butler, and Taj Gibson are out.

  • Not About That Life!

  • When you get out of work and you smell like burgers and fries and your face starts breaking

  • out because of all the grease.

  • Not About That Life!

  • When you wake up at 8:00am to do your laundry on a Saturday, and both washers are taken.

  • I am...

  • Not About That Life!

  • When all your friends go out and you just can't go because you gotta work.

  • Not About That Life!

  • Great stuff this week guys. Leave a comment down below or send me a video snap @ScooterMagruder

  • for a chance to be featured on the next video. As always, new videos every Sunday. No Jugamos

  • Juegos. Throw me the alley.

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well. If you're new to the show, in these videos I

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