Will it Oreo?

會是奧利奧嗎？

Let's talk about that good mythical morning happiness as a baby.

讓我們來談談嬰兒時期那美好的神話般的清晨幸福吧。

It's the feeling of a clean diaper and as an adult, it's some peace and quiet.

這是一種乾淨尿布的感覺，而作為成年人，這是一種寧靜。

But one little ray of sunshine that has never dimmed through all of the years is the happiness of cracking open a fresh package of Oreos, not a sponsor yet.

不過，有一縷陽光多年來從未褪色，那就是打開一包新鮮的奧利奧餅乾（還不是贊助商）時的幸福感。

So we thought, let's bust through that vanilla cream ceiling and see just how far we can go on that happiness meter.

所以我們想，讓我們衝破香草奶油的天花板，看看我們的幸福指數能有多高。

But will these Oreos truly make us happier or just make us feel crappier?

但是，這些奧利奧真的會讓我們更快樂，還是隻會讓我們感覺更糟糕？

It's time for, well, it Oreo Oreos are deceptively complex.

是時候了，嗯，是時候了 奧利奧奧利奧的複雜程度令人難以置信。

They may look like a couple of cookies around a layer of vanilla cream, but they have an undeniable magic that you just can't put your finger on.

它們看起來就像幾塊餅乾圍著一層香草奶油，但卻有一種無法言喻的魔力，讓人難以捉摸。

That is now because mythical chef Josh is putting his filthy little fingers all up in some Oreos and pulling out a few little miracles.

現在，神話廚師喬希正把他骯髒的小手指伸進一些奧利奧餅乾裡，創造出一些小奇蹟。

Ok.

好的。

First, we're appealing to the youths you on your skateboard with your cool whatever attitude and those fun you you stole from 7-Eleven.

首先，我們要吸引的是滑板上的年輕人，他們有著酷酷的態度和從 7-Eleven 偷來的樂趣。

We know you depend on your bang energy drink to help you get through your late night graffiti sessions.

我們知道，您在深夜塗鴉時，全靠 "砰砰 "能量飲料幫您度過難關。

So we took your bang energy drink and made this Bang Oreos or bangs as we're calling them.

是以，我們把 "砰 "能量飲料做成了這款 "砰 "奧利奧，我們稱之為 "砰"。

Look at this packaging.

看看這個包裝。

So we got some blue raspberry bang infused Oreos.

於是，我們買了一些藍色覆盆子口味的奧利奧。

And who take hand me one of those you don't want, I, I touch mine.

誰把你不要的東西遞給我，我就摸我的。

Never know what's going around.

永遠不知道周圍會發生什麼。

Look at that.

看看這個。

That looks good, Josh.

看起來不錯，喬希。

OK.

好的。

So I've seen this on the show and I haven't partook in them.

所以，我在節目中看到了這些，但我沒有參與其中。

Uh You enjoy this bang stuff?

你喜歡這東西嗎？

I do as a fellow youth.

作為青年同胞，我是這麼認為的。

I enjoy drinking bang energy to give it, gives me the energy.

我喜歡喝 "嘭嘭能量"，它能給我能量。

I need to stay off drugs four times.

我需要戒毒四次。

The caffeine of a of a Red Bull and four times the fun and Creatine, which is just ridiculous.

咖啡因含量相當於紅牛，而趣味性和肌酸含量卻是紅牛的四倍，這簡直太荒謬了。

Why do you do this?

你為什麼這樣做？

Why do you bang?

你為什麼 "啪啪"？

Well, my personal bang testimonial uh it, it gets me all hyped up for my late night graffiti sessions.

我個人對它的評價是，它讓我在深夜塗鴉時充滿激情。

And what is this milk that we have as a dipping option here?

這裡的蘸醬牛奶是什麼？

It's blue.

是藍色的。

It's just, it's just blue.

只是，只是藍色。

There's no bang in the milk.

牛奶裡沒有 "砰 "的一聲。

It smells like paint.

聞起來像油漆。

Oh Yeah, you guys put a lot of food color in that.

是啊，你們在裡面放了很多食用色素。

It literally smells like latex.

它聞起來真的像乳膠。

So we got a dip.

於是我們就去浸泡了一下。

Then we got a din dip, then dink, then sink it di it.

然後，我們又開始了 "浸泡"、"浸泡 "和 "下沉"。

Hold it.

拿著

Every good Oreo needs to be held for a second DD.

每一個好的奧利奧都需要第二次 DD。

It, sink it.

沉下去

You oh man.

你哦，夥計。

Look at, look at what happened to my, I got a little sheet of icing coming out.

你看，你看我怎麼了，我有一小片糖衣出來了。

It's still blue on the inside.

裡面還是藍色的。

No surprise there.

這並不奇怪。

That's pretty banging.

真刺激

I feel like my muscles are retaining more moisture and getting larger.

我感覺我的肌肉保留了更多水分，變得更大了。

I feel like I'm getting a kick from the caffeine and I like the ras, I don't think you can actually, I mean, that psycho, it's the idea of the bang is enough to get the bang on because he's bouncing off the wall.

我覺得咖啡因能讓我興奮，我喜歡拉斯，我不認為你能真正做到，我的意思是，那個神經病，"砰 "的一聲的想法就足以讓他 "砰 "的一聲，因為他從牆上彈了下來。

E Os eat enough of them.

E Os 吃夠了。

Um I like it.

嗯，我喜歡。

It's not bad.

還不錯。

It's got a little, there's a little tang in the bang.

Yeah.

是啊

Bang into bang, which is totally new to the world of Oreos.

砰砰砰，這在奧利奧的世界裡是全新的。

So I think this is fabulous.

所以我覺得這真是太棒了。

Do you agree?

你同意嗎？

Yes.

是的。

So bang energy drink.

能量飲料

Will it Oreo?

會是奧利奧嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Choosing the perfect nacho take strategy.

選擇完美的玉米片取食策略。

You don't want to be the jerk who takes the chip with the most cheese.

你可不想成為拿著芝士最多的薯片的混蛋。

But at the same time, you don't want to pull out a weak naked chip either.

但與此同時，你也不想掏出一個薄弱的裸芯片。

So hopefully our next Oreo fixes that problem chock full of pizza and none of the stress.

所以，希望我們的下一個奧利奧能解決這個問題，滿滿的披薩，沒有任何壓力。

These are nacho Oreos.

這些是玉米片奧利奧。

Sometimes it works out, sometimes it works out.

有時成功，有時失敗。

Sometimes there's an O nacho Oreos and we've also got hot sauce, milk for dipping.

有時會有 O 型玉米片奧利奧，我們還有辣醬和牛奶供蘸食。

Oh, hot sauce milk.

哦，辣醬牛奶。

Let's reveal this thing.

讓我們來揭開它的神祕面紗。

We got green, we got turkey.

我們有綠色，我們有火雞。

We got cheese.

我們有奶酪

Now, how did you get these to be green?

現在，你是怎麼把這些變成綠色的？

Is that guac?

那是鱷梨醬嗎？

Wait, whose Oreos are they?

等等，這是誰的奧利奧？

Nacho Rios got them.

納喬-里奧斯拿到了

So it's a guacamole cookie based with a pinto bean cheese and salsa cream.

它是一種以鱷梨醬餅乾為基礎，配以松豆奶酪和莎莎醬奶油的餅乾。

You say pinto beans?

你說品託豆？

Pinto, I see a bean right there.

平託，我看到了一顆豆子。

I see a couple of beans.

我看到幾顆豆子。

You know that the ancient Greeks did not eat beans because they thought they contained the souls of dead people.

你知道古希臘人不吃豆子，因為他們認為豆子裡有死人的靈魂。

Don't answer that.

別回答

I learned that from my 11 year old last night.

這是我昨晚從我 11 歲的孩子身上學到的。

You can learn a lot.

你可以學到很多東西。

So that's not true.

所以這不是真的。

All right.

好的

So let's take a bite before we dip and then a second bite.

所以，讓我們先咬一口再蘸一下，然後再咬第二口。

So we're dinking it, we're sinking it.

所以我們要沉下去，沉下去。

No, there's a lot of cheese squeeze.

不，這裡擠了很多奶酪。

That happens.

這種情況時有發生。

Which I'm not complaining about.

我對此並無怨言。

So, what's in the cookie?

那麼，餅乾裡有什麼呢？

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

And then cheese man, like a bean and cheese dip in the middle.

然後是奶酪人，中間是豆子和奶酪蘸醬。

It's still sweet cookie.

還是甜餅乾

But it's very guac.

但很有鱷梨醬的味道。

Very cheesy.

非常俗氣

This is crazy.

這太瘋狂了

You don't like it after all, after all this time, everything that we've had.

畢竟你不喜歡它，畢竟這麼長時間以來，我們所擁有的一切。

This is crazy because it's, it's good.

這太瘋狂了，因為它很好。

It's really good.

真的很不錯。

I'm in Georgia.

我在佐治亞州

It's really good.

真的很不錯。

And then if you make it hot with, with milk, this is just, this is otherworldly.

如果再加上牛奶熱飲，那簡直就是人間美味。

Nobody else on earth is doing this.

世界上沒有其他人這樣做。

We're privileged.

我們享有特權。

Oh, it gets better with the hot sauce, milk.

哦，加了辣醬就更美味了，牛奶。

It was really good.

真的很不錯。

Who knew you could, you could dip nacho and milk and it would be even better.

誰知道呢，還可以蘸著玉米片和牛奶吃，那就更美味了。

Wow, Josh, I can taste the beans and me like you.

哇，喬希，我能嚐到豆子的味道，我喜歡你。

I want everyone on earth to be able to taste.

我希望地球上的每個人都能品嚐到。

This.

這。

This is now my dream for society.

這就是我現在的社會夢想。

Don't make promises that we cannot fulfill.

不要做出我們無法兌現的承諾。

I think we've only made four.

我想我們只做了四次。

That's true.

沒錯。

But nachos will it, Oreo?

但玉米片可以嗎，奧利奧？

Yes.

是的。

If you want to see Josh make another delicious Oreo creation.

如果你想看喬希再做一個美味的奧利奧作品。

Head on over to the mythical kitchen where he's cooking up Oreo biscuits and gravy, biscuits.

前往神話廚房，他正在那裡烹製奧利奧餅乾和肉汁、餅乾。

Gravy mythical.

肉汁神話

Can you check it out?

你能檢查一下嗎？

But right now it's your favorite neighborhood slash worldwide pizza joint.

但現在，它是你最喜歡的社區披薩店，也是全球最受歡迎的披薩店。

Coming to the desk.

來到辦公桌前。

Will this one make us say Domino?

這會讓我們說 "多米諾 "嗎？

No, you didn't make a pizza into an Oreo.

不，你沒有把披薩做成奧利奧。

Let's find out Domino.

讓我們來看看多米諾。

No, no, no.

不，不，不

Domino.

多米諾

No, you didn't.

不，你沒有。

Domino's pizza.

多米諾披薩

Oreos.

奧利奧

Josh, what's in these things?

喬希，這些東西里面是什麼？

So the cookie is the signature Domino's garlic butter crust.

這塊餅乾就是多米諾的招牌大蒜黃油餅皮。

Then inside we have pepperoni pizza sauce and a little bit of Parmesan cheese and the detailing on the outside.

然後在裡面放上意大利香腸披薩醬和一點帕爾馬乾酪，再在外面放上細節。

It's if you just nailed the Oreo, you go to the Oreo place and steal the mold and do, should we not admit that on camera?

如果你剛做完奧利奧，你就去奧利奧店偷了模具，然後做了，難道我們不應該在鏡頭前承認嗎？

Yeah, for legal reasons, I'm not allowed to say but I am not allowed back to the Nabisco Factory.

是的，出於法律原因，我不能說，但我不能回到納貝斯克工廠。

We got ranch milk for dipping and that just sounds like something we should talk about.

我們有蘸醬用的牧場牛奶，這聽起來就像是我們應該談論的話題。

It tastes like a freaking pizza bite or smells like it.

吃起來就像被咬了一口的披薩，聞起來也像。

I I've like rubbed my face.

我就像在揉我的臉。

It's gotten pretty close to your nose.

它已經離你的鼻子很近了。

You know the world we live in now.

你知道我們現在生活的世界。

Oh man.

哦，天哪

What does this taste just like?

這到底是什麼味道？

But better it tastes like a tosti of pizza bite.

不過，最好是吃起來像被比薩咬了一口的託斯蒂。

But cooker, it tastes like a pizza bite.

但是，廚師，它的味道就像被咬了一口的披薩。

Exactly.

沒錯。

And, but crispier.

而且，更脆。

But you know what they don't have.

但你知道他們沒有什麼。

You know what Totino's has never even thought about ranch milk.

你知道嗎，Totino's 從未考慮過牧場牛奶。

What is that?

那是什麼？

That settles at the top of ranch milk.

它沉澱在牧場牛奶的頂部。

That's all the fresh herbs we did make our ranch milk from scratch.

這就是我們從頭開始製作牧場牛奶的所有新鮮草藥。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Everything that I've tasted.

我嘗過的一切

This is crazy.

這太瘋狂了

I like better than a normal Oreo.

我喜歡比普通奧利奧更好吃的。

This is the first time this has ever happened on a willet episode.

這是第一次在 willet 節目中出現這種情況。

This is my favorite one.

這是我最喜歡的一個。

It's getting better every time.

一次比一次好。

I've been honest and said that I'm not a huge fan of Oreos.

老實說，我不是奧利奧的忠實粉絲。

I don't hate them but I don't go for them.

我不討厭它們，但我不喜歡它們。

But these right here, these savory Oreos are my goal for them.

但這些美味的奧利奧是我的目標。

I'd go for these man.

我會選擇這些的

This is fabulous.

這真是太棒了。

Um Yeah, and every round has gotten better, but something tells me that that streak is going to end at some point.

嗯，是的，每一輪都有進步，但直覺告訴我，連勝終將結束。

But Domino's will it Oreo?

但多米諾餐廳會用奧利奧嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Alright.

好吧。

This one's for y'all on the college diet, which of course consists of only one thing, instant ramen, but we've greatly expanded your options to one more option.

當然，大學飲食只有一種，那就是速食拉麵，但我們為你們大大增加了一種選擇。

Introducing instant ramen Oreos or dorms.

介紹速食拉麵奧利奧或宿舍。

All right.

好吧

So, uh if we look at these things here, whoop, whoop, beep, take one of the beep.

所以，呃，如果我們看看這裡的這些東西，"嗚"、"嗚"、"嗶"，拿一個 "嗶"。

So Josh, what is this?

喬希，這是什麼？

I'm, I'm guessing the noodles have been made into a cookie.

我，我猜麵條被做成了餅乾。

The noodles sure have been made into a cookie and then the cream inside is simply the seasoning packet.

麵條肯定是做成了餅乾，然後裡面的奶油就是調料包。

It's a real seasoning and we've got MS G milk.

這是一種真正的調味料，我們有 MS G 牛奶。

Yes.

是的。

What, what is MS G?

什麼是 MS G？

It's a seasoning mono sodium glutamate.

這是一種單穀氨酸鈉調味料。

Nailed it.

成功了

But they don't.

但他們沒有。

But every once in a while I get something.

但偶爾我也會有收穫。

Right.

對

Should we be dipping in it because they brag about it not being in things.

我們是否應該因為他們吹噓東西里沒有它而蘸點它呢？

Yeah.

是啊

No, MS G is perfectly delicious and healthy in moderation.

不，MS G 非常美味，適量食用有益健康。

Um That milk is not in moderation.

牛奶不能適量飲用。

You can look how much squeeze factor I get and I like that better than normal Oreo.

你可以看看我得到了多少擠壓因子，我喜歡它比普通奧利奧更好。

You squeeze a normal Oreo.

你捏一個普通的奧利奧。

Not much happens.

沒發生什麼。

Now when I was in college I would eat, my diet was so bad.

現在我上大學的時候會吃東西，我的飲食習慣太糟糕了。

My, my decisions were bad.

我的決定太糟糕了

Like the time I bought approximately a dozen big Macs for a quarter each because it was on special and placed them all in the freezer and slowly ate them throughout the week, warmed up in the microwave and enjoyed every second.

比如有一次，因為特價，我買了大約一打巨無霸，每個25美分，然後把它們都放在冰箱裡，用微波爐加熱，慢慢地吃了整整一週，享受每一秒。

It made our room smell amazing.

它讓我們的房間散發出迷人的香味。

Um These are salty.

嗯，這些都是鹹的。

So I'm trying to go back.

所以我想回去。

That's exactly what I'm doing.

這正是我正在做的。

I'm trying to go back to that place where I would have appreciated this le level of sodium.

我正試著回到那個地方，在那裡我會感謝這種鈉的水準。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Let's just dip into some MS G milk.

讓我們蘸點 MS G 牛奶吧。

That'll help see if that gets any better MS G might have turned the milk to cheese.

這將有助於查看 MS G 是否會把牛奶變成奶酪。

We're not quite sure is that how cheese is, makes chunkier than most milks, chunky milk?

我們不太確定奶酪是否就是這樣，比大多數牛奶、塊狀牛奶更塊狀？

Well, it's warm I like that.

我喜歡這種溫暖的感覺。

At least it's warm.

至少它是溫暖的。

I mean, I think I would have got to be a week's worth of sodium.

我的意思是，我想我得有一個星期的鈉含量。

I think I would have loved this.

我想我會喜歡這個的。

You need the sodium when you're in college for your brain, you gotta study, you gotta think you don't want a sodium deficiency at that age.

在大學裡，你的大腦需要鈉，你得學習，你得思考，你不想在這個年齡缺鈉。

I just don't think it's for me now.

我只是覺得現在不適合我。

This just tastes like a salt cookie.

吃起來就像鹽餅乾。

I mean, if I were a deer in the woods and I came upon this, I'd probably lick it to death.

我的意思是，如果我是一隻在森林裡的小鹿，遇到這個，我可能會舔死它。

But here in the, in the non deer world, I'm against, I've seen a deer around here.

但在這裡，在沒有鹿的世界裡，我反對，我在這裡看到過鹿。

Maybe we'll set these two out and lure some deer.

也許我們可以把這兩個放出去，引誘一些鹿來。

Ok.

好的。

We can do that.

我們可以做到這一點。

How about that?

怎麼樣？

We won't shoot them though.

但我們不會向他們開槍。

We'll take pictures of them venison, Oreo.

我們會給鹿肉拍照的 奧利奧

This is why you on your phone too.

這也是你用手機的原因。

We're working over here.

我們在這邊工作

Look over there.

看那邊

Are you researching something in an Oreo?

你是在研究奧利奧裡的什麼東西嗎？

You're welcome instant ramen.

不用謝，即食拉麵。

Will it Oreo?

會是奧利奧嗎？

No, at this point we've exhausted all the land and it's time to travel to the sea.

不，現在我們已經走遍了陸地，是時候去海上旅行了。

Right?

對不對？

So for this last round, please don't sue us for what you're about to see.