Name: 自言自語--人際關係 (Talking to Myself - Relationships)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:02:09.000Z
Duration: 3 min 54 s
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What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to the Season 1 finale of Talking

Now like I said, this is the season one finale, but next season we're coming back bigger.

As you can see, joining us again today we have Da'Quann.

It is such a great pleasure to be here today.

Unfortunately, Jorge could not be here today.

You know what though, I'm gonna call you H though.

Harold, that just sounds, that sounds ridiculous.

That's like watching a Porno with no porn.

Ok, you know what, we're just going to move on.

Shoot, looks like me and you gotta do all the talking Lay-Lay cause we know H and Scoot-Scoot

Ok, first off, don't call me Scoot-Scoot.

But second off, what makes you think me and H, me and Harold, can't get the ladies?

Yeah that's a valid...that's actually a valid point.

And two, you were the one who told me you met your last girlfriend at an inner beauty

I haven't been with a real human woman in ages.

Can you clarify what you meant when you said "real human woman."

All you gotta do is slip em a Zyrtec up in their drink.

It just made them have less allergy symptoms.

H, if you want to a woman, you wait until darkness...then you sneak up behind and you

grab her by the legs and you take her to your house.

If she cannot escape within seven moons...then she is yours.

Ok, see I know for a fact, that is not allowed in our country.

That practice has been outlawed in my country for many years.

Look H, Harold, whatever you want to be called.

There isn't a specific formula to getting a girl.

I mean, sure you can do things that might increase your chances of getting with someone

of the opposite gender...like change your wardrobe, go to the gym more often, uhh..shower.

But at the end of the day, you want someone who likes you for you man.

And I guarantee, that person is out there.

You just gotta go out there...and you gotta find her.

You know what Scoot-Scoot, I never really though about it like that.

And you know what, that girl is out there...I just gotta find her.

Or you could just go to the next inner-beauty pageant.

Yo man, they got some fine females up in there.

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