♪ Orange, orange, orange ♪

♪ Orangey, orangey, orangey, orange ♪

♪ Orangey, orangey, orange ♪

-Whoa! Don't you look fancy?

-I am Lady Pasta.

-Oh, I've heard of you.

-Tell me something I don't know.

-So why are you dressed like that?

-Like what? -Like a crazy person. [laughs]

-I am an artist.

Why should I be labeled as just spaghetti

when I encompass so many other things?

-I made some macaroni art in camp once.

Wanna see it? -Not really.

-See? It's a picture of me.

That means I'm an artist too. [laughs]

-I don't think so.

I take my art and music to the extreme.

It exudes raw passion and thought.

When I sing, it means something.

-What?

-[scoffs] Fine, I'll just show you what I mean.

[clears throat]

[tune of Bad Romance]: ♪ Pa-pasta ♪

♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪

♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪

♪ I'm so delicious! ♪

♪ Forget spaghetti ♪

♪ I want linguine ♪

♪ Give me fusilli, penne, or ziti ♪

♪ Ravioli ♪

♪ Gnocchi or tortellini ♪

♪ Fettuccine alfredo ♪

♪ Angel hair al pesto ♪

♪ And top it off ♪

♪ With some chicken parm ♪

♪ Just boil me and ♪

♪ Stir me once in a while ♪

♪ As you heat up some sauce in a pan ♪

♪ Yummy! ♪

♪ Or don't add sauce ♪

♪ Add butter instead ♪

♪ You can eat me completely bland ♪

♪ Yum-um-um-yummeee!!! ♪

♪ You can eat me strand by strand ♪

♪ Taaaasty! Taaasty! ♪

♪ I won't tell if your sauce is canned ♪

♪ Pa-pasta ♪

♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪

♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪

♪ I'm so delicious! ♪

-Uhh... you stutter a lot.

-No, that's just the way I sing.

-Is that because you've got pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta face?

[laughs] -You're not funny.

-Come on. I'm just being fa-silly.

[laughs] -Ugh.

-Hey, hey Lady Pasta!

I wrote a song too. You wanna hear it?

-No.

-[tune of Bad Romance]: ♪ Orange, orange, orange-orange-orange ♪

-Seriously dude, stop. -♪ Orange-orange-orange ♪

♪ Orange, orange... ♪ -Please stop!

-♪ Orange-orange-orange, orange, orange ♪

-Seriously dude, stop. -♪ Orange-orange, orange-orange... ♪

-Somebody please put me out of my misery.

No, it was a figure of speech!

Ah! [gurgling] -Whoa!

[gurgling continues]

-Lady Pasta, you've got bu-bu-bu-bu-burnt face.

[laughs]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian