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What's up, guys?
Doing well for you to show these videos are about things that I hate things.
I'm just not about that.
For example, when you go to the bathroom, okay, you're in a public location.
You do the deal, you go wash your hands, get this so public from the soap dispenser, your hands you're watching it all go.
And then when you go to dry your hands no paper towel they have is the air drawn out.
I like to splash my face with personal prep.
So when there's no paper towels, I got to go back out there like a gust are cool.
Oh, you are.
Are you sweating?
You look like you have.
If you do, you have a fever.
Comstock.
People have any paper towels in the bathroom?
Not about that.
When you're driving and it's raining, raining pretty decent, your wipers wrong and you get behind a car or try and it just keeps splashing water up onto your windshield wiper even more.
Not about that, since we're so on track.
How about when you come to a red light and you're just chilling at the red?
No one's moving.
No one's going this way.
No one's going this way.
The crosswalks, not even on.
So what is really happening at this moment in my life?
No one's going when you forget if you took your medicine, but you can't take it again because you only take one within a 24 hour period.
Always got to go to the hospital.
The poison hotline.
Drink a gallon of milk.
I can someone just tell me How do Bugs get into lighting pictures?
How does this happen?
I have to learn how to open up my lighting fixture.
Just because the Caterpillar decided to scooch up on up in there and didn't even have the decency of turning into a butterfly, there was a But if I could work with the butterfly, not gonna let that in.
The girl walked into my bathroom dead beautifying the lighting pictures.
I just play that off.
You know, just say I'm exhausted.
Just gonna die as a cab.
You got That's wasted potential.
Not about that.
People posting pictures off their friends on Instagram.
Okay, let me explain.
You may not understand what I'm talking.
They're not in the pictures themselves.
They're just posting pictures of their friends.
Hello.
Hello.
If I wanted to follow your friends, I would follow them on Instagram.
I don't want to see I don't want to see half of your pictures.
However, the more food I don't want to see that.
What are you doing with your?
No.
Okay.
This is not okay.
This this needs to stop, okay?
It's like going to a birthday party that you invited me to.
And when I get to the birthday party, it's just a friend and you never show up.
Now would be kind of awkward one, innit?
I believe so.
It's happened to me, actually.
Okay, maybe.
Okay, we're getting off topic people who say good luck before game and they're on.
The opposing teams are just stupid.
Are you?
Don't Do you know what that means?
Are you sure you do?
Okay, Because that would mean if I had good luck, you would probably look So why would you say good luck to meet people Will just chalk it up.
Good sportsmanship.
I I'm trying to wait not over here.
Have cupcakes and coo buyout with you about that.
Hope you sprain your ankle, not break it.
Not break, but spraying it.
So Billy has to come in.
You know, Billy's only on the team because Mom works with school.
Administration didn't go to Office Depot by chair and sit all the way down.
Let's just be real.
And while we're being real and on the subject of good, Great, even more than that is when people say Look is when hard work meets opportunity, Are you stupid?
Lucky's went hard.
Work meets opportunity.
Do you understand what the definition of luck is?
Nothing to do with hard work at all.
And after wife lookers doesn't involve any type of work or anything on your part, I feel like you can either believe in love.
Do you believe in God?
You really can't believe in both You think about it for a second.
Okay, you can't just go around redefining words or make better Quote.
God is where peace meets acceptance.
You're going straight to hell.
I can't do this anymore.
Calming down below about what?
You're not about that life.
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Are you d e r Are you do that like I'm a grown man with a grown man?