We never have any money!

Can we sign someone!?

Scandrick asked for a release?

How does Tony Romo retire,

and we still don't have any money!?

Release him!

We don't need Scandrick!

Why would we release Scandrick?

We need depth.

How are the Eagles signing people?

How are the Eagles making all of these trades!?

Every year, we wait.

We don't do anything in free agency!

Did that work last year?

Do something!

We're looking at Sammy Watkins.

You see that?

Dez needs to take a pay cut.

Did you see how much Sammy Watkins signed for!?

Travis Frederick needs to restructure his contract.

Zack Martin needs to restructure his contract.

Jason Witten needs to restructure his contract.

What does dead money mean?

Do we go for Jordy Nelson?

Wow, Anthony Hitchens left.

Now we need another linebacker.

The honey badger.

Keith Smith left?

Ndamukong Suh.

I liked Keith Smith!

Houston signed the honey badger!

We might get Earl Thomas.

Seahawks want what for Earl Thomas!?

A first!?

They must have lost their natural mind.

Do we sign Richard Sherman!?

No.

Over here wantin' a first.

Please, you get a fifth.

And we've released Scandrick.

Thanks for the memories.

Scandrick signed with the Redskins!

He's dead to me.

NFC East teams always take our leftovers.

It's ridiculous.

I bet you he gets exposed!

Allen Hurns is visiting.

Oh, we signed Hurns!

OK!

(clapping)

Wait, so, are we getting rid of Dez?

Dez can play with Hurns.

They're meant to be, play together.

Yeah, that makes sense.

They aren't going to be able to guard both of them.

Cameron Fleming, who is that?

Tackle, swing tackle?

We signed Kony Ealy, OK.

Kony 2018, remember that?

Some D-line depth.

I like that.

Is our management doing smart stuff?

(dramatic music)

Wait, what?

We've released Dez?

Is this an April Fools joke?

We released Dez!?

("Piano Sonata No. 14" by Ludwig van Beethoven)

Are you kidding me!?

Dad, we let go of Dez.

I know, I know.

We're going eight and eight.

I know.

Good job, good job!

Who are we going to throw the ball to!?

Who are we going to throw the ball to!?

Man, it don't make any sense!

(cell phone thudding)

What are we doing!?

What the heck are we doing!?

Why would we release Dez!

Who are we going to throw the ball to!?

Game's on the line, who do we throw the ball to?

Terrance Williams?

We're going to throw the ball to Terrance Williams?

Cole Beasley on the goal line, huh?

He's five foot eight.

He's five foot, he has sauce though,

but he's five foot eight.

He didn't get offered a pay cut!?

He said he would have taken the pay cut.

He just said he would have taken the pay cut!

Can we sign him back?

Can we sign, what happened?

Can we sign him back?

He's gonna go to the NFC's team.

You know he's going to the Giants.

How is this Dak friendly?

That's what I want to know.

I can't do that anymore.

I can't do that anymore!

That was the, he was our heart!

He was our passion!

Why didn't we trade him straight up!?

Earl Thomas!

Why not get a pick or something at least?

Why would we just let him go for nothing?

For nothing!?

Just when I thought management knew what they were doing.

Honestly, he wasn't the same player he was

if you think about it.

He signed that contract, and he hasn't made good since.

Remember that one game?

He dropped a Saint, and it was intercepted,

right through his hands.

It maybe a good thing.

It maybe a good thing.

I mean, now we don't have to force the ball to Dez anymore.

Now, everyone knows we're going to draft a receiver.

Who are we making room for, huh?

Who are we making room for!?

I will always love Dez!

Unless he goes to a NFC East team.

Then, I'm done.

Way to tell the whole world

what we need in the draft now, Cowboys!

Well, this is truly Dak's team now.

Let's just see what happens in the draft.

("Piano Sonata No. 14" by Ludwig van Beethoven)

I'm a grown man!