給我的仇人買車！ (BUYING MY HATER A CAR!)

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Okay, So before we get started, this video is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club, and that is important because of what's about to happen.
So as you guys know, about a month ago, I found this youtuber named Bobby Byrd's.
Now Bobby made a hate video about me.
Terrible, terrible content.
And then I wanted to respond to him.
So I flew out to my house and we made three videos together, and through that process, we actually became really close.
And I kind of feel like I'm a little bit of like a dad slash mentor to him.
He's, like, 20 turning 21.
I'm almost 30 but he's so incredibly talented, and I really wanted to figure out how to work.
So he's flying out here.
We're gonna talk about what you could do for my and I think we're deciding on doing some type of new Siris on like Sundays on my channel.
But I'll get into that later, so it's also his birthday, and I wanted to do something really special for him, and he's moving out to L A soon so he could really pursue Maur this YouTube thing and I want to help and if you live in L.
A.
You have tohave a car, especially if he's gonna be doing a lot of video shoot.
He's gonna have to have a big cart if it'll the equipment in and the amount of freeways like he needs a car.
So I know this is crazy and I have never done anything like this before, But today I want to surprise him with the car.
I know.
Okay, I know I'm not trying to be a Paul, I promise, but I'm trying to justify it.
This video is sponsored, so that's definitely going to go towards it.
And it's no secret that YouTube money has not been great lately.
But it's one of those things where I feel like what you give out is what you receive and to be able to help somebody who is really just starting out and moving to L.
A scared and nervous and like needs support to be able to help them.
I just feel like that's so here is the plan.
Garrett is coming over right now to film a video with me and Bobby.
He has no idea what it's about.
We're meeting Bobby a 2 p.m. It is now 10 a.m. body has no idea what's happening.
So it's gonna be an adventure.
And I'm nervous.
Almost really excited.
Oh, my God.
What am I doing?
All right, let's go tell everybody we're buying a car.
Come in.
But I was tossed around.
You're such a big, dumb dog.
So you know, we're filming a video with Bobby today.
Yes, I probably car.
What is that?
It says Happy birthday.
And welcome to allay, Bobby.
The most important thing you can have in the city is a good friend.
So drop the zeros, get with the hero because I'm all you need be my valentine.
I said P s do not open this card in front of Jordan.
That's his girlfriend.
That's crazy.
It's not crazy till we know what he says and how he responds so literally straight with the girlfriend.
Just just for fun.
How do I get the creepy controversies?
Okay, everybody sit on the couch.
I have news.
Okay.
So you know how it's his birthday?
Yeah.
We're gonna do a little kick party.
He's 21.
There's gonna be alcohol.
Well, you okay?
I have a better idea.
I was thinking that I want to buy him a car.
Wait like a used $2000 car.
The joke is that it's gonna be a junker.
Quote there, and you're gonna say I'm buying your car and then it's gonna pull up.
Told me.
And it was like some Taco Bell I was thinking I got This is not fair.
Well, in a way, waiting on the test right?
Or it's your wagon.
My car's a sensible priests.
Like a 2006.
Your 2006?
No, but I do think he needs a better car.
He needs a bigger car, but equipment.
And I was thinking, What if I got him a matching jeep like your daddy?
What are you trying todo?
I want to be reasonable, right?
I don't know prices of anything because I'm a youtuber.
But I know how much my Carla's and my car is kind of a used piece of shit.
So I wanted to be a little nicer than what you have a better car than you got you.
When you have a kid, you want to give them a better life than you had.
Do I need help?
Yeah.
No Okay, So here's what I think we should do.
We only have a couple hours because, Bobby, we're meeting him like two.
So we need to go to a car dealership, buy a car.
Those choices take weeks for me in my life.
Okay?
I gotta go.
I don't know anything.
Where we going?
Guv?
Joe, I'll be here.
You're coming.
I think when they give him a car, gonna do it like this.
Like once he reads it like, will you be my valentine?
I'll do this.
So he knows that I'm not acting around like he can't say no what I did.
All right.
Family ready to go?
Car shopping.
Let me know if you need access to your piss bottle.
Shame.
Thank you.
No, no, Jen.
Close it now.
What do you think you're doing?
Is that fake?
I thought it was You know what?
The window.
I'm never kissing you again.
Why have a baby?
Oh, this is our child.
Are you crazy too?
Because that's gonna make this experience so much better.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
We're carrying a baby for 24 hours.
Great.
Well, let's go.
Car shopping.
Shane, what are you doing on that car.
Why's that car?
I've never seen a bird shit like that.
We should cover Bobby's car in, like, shit or something and make a game of, like, reveal your nice car.
Be fun.
Will be.
Nice game.
All right, Ramos.
That's the longest we've ever driven.
One way we're gonna go Look at them.
Go, go, go, go, Geo, That's what I want.
That's a scar, right?
Oh, my God.
We're gonna customize put hate around this way, And I'm gonna be so upset if you get in my dream car.
Oh, okay.
New video idea we all get.
You could do it.
Right, Dad?
All my money signs your yellow way.
Get one car, and that's it.
I am worried about you.
How are you affording this if you two bags?
Well, how is, like the comments come to life?
Oh, my God.
We're gonna get kicked out.
Are they gonna pretty woman us and be like you can afford this?
They will.
And then I'm gonna be like I know.
Oh, my God.
It's a full on it.
Okay, we're getting that one.
It's over $300 million.
Have you ever bought anything way?
We're looking at this one.
It's you.
Just 25 something.
Can I see inside?
Oh, I can't wait to go toe business meetings.
Oh, my God.
It smells rich.
The door opens.
There's numbers.
Why are there so many numbers?
There's a place for me.
Pee bottle.
I mean, a place for my money.
Is it comfortable?
It's the next step.
Process doesn't believe me.
Should I buy?
Just perfect.
And I feel like the king of the road.
Cool.
I feel like the king of the tube.
Let's go.
We can't afford this Jake Public by anyone.
Jake, Paul would kill you in film.
All right, so that was a little too expensive for Bobby and a little too expensive for me.
We're gonna move on.
That's fine.
I like my Jeep.
It's great.
It really has that.
Wow factor.
This feels nice.
It doesn't feel like garbage.
I just put my bottle right there for the Jeep place.
Back to reality.
I know I love you.
I think Bobby's gonna love it.
I think it's cute.
It's gonna match mine, and it's going to be 1/4 of the price of it.
Oh, you should put a bottle in there for him.
I love Daddy.
Son.
Gold, huh?
Okay.
So somebody made a video about me on the Internet where they called me awful, and they hated me a lot.
So I'm gonna buy him a car.
Okay.
Good.
Yeah.
So, um, I need a black Jeep new with room for a bottle.
They all have room for that.
They have space for that.
So he's looking to see if they have a way.
Just four door black, not G.
Wagon.
Said there might be one of us.
Got basketball hoop in here.
You wanna see me?
Shoot?
Who already?
LeBron James.
Michael Jordan basketball players.
So I got 10 and in fact, I'll challenge him.
Blake Griffin.
Yeah, but you've never seen anything like this.
I didn't realize that was professional.
Speaking about my new ball life.
Where you taking us?
We're going up to the roof to see some Wranglers job.
What?
We go to the carnival.
What do you think about the wagons?
They're just a little too pricey for me.
Agreed.
They are sure to see James.
There's another one here, but that's gonna be a little bit more expensive.
I don't know I'm going to take a look at that.
How much is that?
Uh, 44.
Where that one is You're feeding us today, right?
Shake?
Yeah.
What's your favorite kind of pizza?
Uh, whatever.
Pizza.
I like everything right here.
I'm a buffalo boy.
Oh, definitely doesn't have the same feeling is a thing of the two seconds.
But you know what?
It's fine.
It's his first car.
Oh, hello.
But they didn't know This car comes with the little sweetie.
Me?
I mean, what do you think this is?
The one?
I think so.
All right, let's do it.
Whoa.
I don't know.
I e I don't know what that was.
Love it.
Oh, it has a moon.
Also, this you could just take off.
Yeah.
Throwing money out the fucking ceiling or just throwing your hands up and having a good time.
Yeah.
I mean, it is crazy.
This is nicer than your car.
I know this is like, actually nice.
Should we knew yours?
Look, lookit, I was skeptical.
That baby looks at this moment.
Oh, same.
Okay, So we're gonna do the paperwork, you driver's license.
I also have a dollar shave club kit.
It's really convenient, easy to use.
You should give him about why they're so nice.
I'm gonna finish up.
Well, rather there's a kid center.
Do you wantto take the baby?
I'm a good job.
I'm a good dad.
Yes, he's crying.
I'll save you a lot of what you want.
I do not believe this is happening.
I cannot believe I don't think this.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
You feel in a word?
Broke.
Okay, here's the plan.
You drive this, my mom, I'll drive my car to my moms, and then we have to do this fast because we're late, and he's gonna be here really soon.
Okay.
I'm gonna be here by myself.
Just please don't crash the car and die because it was really expensive.
Very curious how she's gonna react me.
Buying somebody are That's not her already.
Butter way Post made it this for a reason.
So remember, body, Remember the kid that you wish was probably your son instead of me with great bone structure.
You have some great bone structure.
What do you mean?
What is e?
I loved him.
So he's moving to L.
A.
No.
You work with me and do a show on my channel.
Oh, my gosh.
E And I wanted to surprise because it's inevitable.
One of them give them to me.
Oh, so because of the l.
A.
And it's his birthday, I wanted to do something special.
I know it's crazy, but you better brace yourself, Theresa.
Well, that's called a look.
Are you going outside?
Okay, so I thought so.
I thought because, like, you know, starting over.
And he needs a car.
And look, I got him a matching one.
You Bobby a car?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna cry.
Look, it matches lied a lot nicer.
You know?
He's gonna, like, have a heart attack.
I'm hoping.
Oh, well, let's go put a bow on it.
Let's do it together.
It's all about a hand on the booth.
Complicated.
We're really easy.
Actually, we just put the hood will pick it apart out later.
Let's go inside.
He's on his way.
I need to figure this out.
Ryland, should you pull up.
So how do we do this?
We have to hide it.
How do we had a car?
That's a good question.
David Blaine.
I'm sorry.
Give the keys.
How about you park it, like over there on the other side of ST cause you won't see that.
And we'll do the bow thing later.
We'll do it later.
When's he coming up?
On his way When he sees it, that's it, I might notice.
Is already running about cities.
Okay.
Okay.
No, I just texted.
Hey, said he's here.
Yeah, okay.
Just right way.
Hey, Welcome back.
Okay?
Yes.
Okay.
So fun.
Well, I gotta tell you something.
I got a card for you.
Okay, so it looks like this, and you can just you can just read it yourself.
The most important thing you could have in the city is a good friend.
So drop this year's accu you want you need five talents time.
He s been over this card in front of Jordan.
You're so since you guys are perfect for each other Fucking But my main point is it really welcome?
Jolly, I'm so excited that you're here and have a birthday.
Thank you so much.
It's amazing.
Yeah, Yeah, I got my baby.
When you feel a bit with your mom in a little bit like after this, because if you guys just doing introductions, always be back.
My keys.
Okay, So obviously you're here, and we're to try to start a show together from Channel, and we're gonna get into all that later.
But it's your birthday week and 21 is a big deal.
Yes, and I feel like every 21 year old have somebody served in their dreams.
Okay.
Okay.
E o I I don't know how to do this.
I used to get this way.
Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory.
My name's get I got excited.
Wait way to this next step of our lives together being friends, former haters, current lovers and business partners here.
Oh, okay.
So hold from my mom Isn't the only thing you're getting today, so I wanted to do something special for you for your birthday.
This is kind of dumb, but I think you'll like it.
I have somebody here.
Oh, my God.
This is your first Shane surprise.
Okay, I just not me.
Okay, so I'm gonna cover your eyes.
Can't see.
I can't.
Uh, all right now, because you're moving to l.
A.
Because you're gonna be with me, huh?
I want you to be roaming like, Okay.
What?
Wait, What?
Wait What, Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious way?
So now you're in L.
A.
You have a new car?
Works.
It's big.
You can put the equipment in it.
What way?
So?
Oh, my God.
I love it.
Okay, I'll take it back.
I'm kidding.
It's mine.
Do you like it?
I didn't know what kind of cards I talked to.
Jordan and her have been coordinating this.
He got so mad.
I did.
That's true.
Did you notice the boat?
I did notice the vote.
That booth.
I don't even I don't even know what to do right now.
I know.
I've never done this.
Oh, my God.
Everyone scar here.
Significant way.
Michael, It's yours.
Here's a key.
Like, amazing dude really love it.
And now we're matching Holy shit.
No.
Well, hyperventilate a little bit, Ali.
Let's sit down.
Let's take a second.
Okay?
Okay.
So that happened.
Yeah.
And now is the time where you're gonna help me pay for it with the help of Dollar Shave Club.
You knew E just bounced right off.
If you dime on, you can have the car.
Okay.
I've never done a dollars.
If club sponsorship before.
Why are you bragging?
I also have to me, teacher and the student becomes the master.
Let's go shave, OK?
You can use my bathroom for your brand new way.
Come watch your brand new way Getting any of this money.
Wait, I already spent it.
Okay, so this is the Dollar Shave Club starter kit.
Is this the kid that they're giving away?
Two new members for $5?
Uh, tell him what's in the box shape.
Oh, so inside of the box is the shaved butter, the warming lavender body kind, sir.
And razors and beautiful razors.
The wives as well, sis.
Oh, yes.
And the But life's way of accusing those Mom, you should try because dollar shape could you leave?
That's perfect, because the dollar Shave Club isn't just for men.
It's also for women.
Isn't that right, Jordan?
You could totally shaved your legs with Eller.
Perfect.
Okay, so this is available.
Dollar ship dot com slash Shane.
Okay, wait.
So we should try it.
We could try it on.
What's the scariest part of your body?
Your leg.
Uh, if a dollar shift its meal.
By the way, I know you guys are thinking of buying razors so annoying.
I always have a bad experience, but not this time.
It's very easy.
The razors come to you, and they all work really well.
Okay, here we go.
One scared a lot of hair to get so fat.
That's cool.
It took a lot.
I do it.
Why were the roots so fit?
Thank you.
Dollar shit.
No, seriously, Not to be cheesy, but thank you.
Dollars for sponsoring this video.
I don't get that money.
Sponsorships is very exciting.
And it really did help me.
Are you a car?
That's a huge deal, As has been a really great It's been really amazing.
Should go like straight.
Okay, here we go.
But first ride, that's God.
Ooh, It's so cute.
I'm so happy.
Okay, so now you have your car and you're moving to L.
A.
We have to figure out what the show is gonna be that we're gonna do together.
I still have no idea, but we're getting closer.
Yeah, would be cool to do something that's kind of following my move out here and kind of tracking the whole experience, but it's actually like to be a youtuber.
You could do all the things that don't want to do.
Like what?
A youtuber party.
Take showers.
Get makeovers.
Oh, my God.
OK, that's the show.
All right, guys, we'll make your logo is described Bobby and thank you Dollar Shave Club for helping.
And I'm really excited to see what we d'oh.
But I think the thing we should do next is make sure your intentions were pure.
Okay, so I think that we should go get you some lie detector test.
Buck, I want to ask all the questions.
You know, I'm gonna have my whole spot, my whole family ask you anything we want, because we need to make sure that you're here for the right reasons and that you're not trying to kill me.
So that'll be next week, so I want you to start documenting the entire experience, like coming out.
Yeah, I actually have already started that actually have a whole video.
Perfect.
It's a whole video kind of documenting when Whenever we first started talking up until this video, Like when I first DMD you What?
You tell me that, OK?
I'm excited.
Guys, go over.
Is it up?
Yeah.
I should go check it out.
just describe.
Check out that video.
I know I will.
I'm scared.
And I'm just really happy that you're moving here.
Happy that working together.
And I can't wait to ride around this, Jake?
I think so.
He left the but ways.
Yes, I like my job.
If you wanted a dated your job, you got it.