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  • when you left us feed, right?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • All the bus, all the people that are there, Yes.

  • They're like they're like beef.

  • Like you see them at parties.

  • Because now you're a big YouTube.

  • Or like I'm sure you guys cross pad for me.

  • I'm, like, working all the time.

  • Basically.

  • Now I, like, rarely go out.

  • I find.

  • And when I do, I'm just kind of like, What am I doing here?

  • Like I know what you're thinking, Shane.

  • You must get a lot of s actually shade.

  • We were thinking you have a lot of ass.

  • Yes.

  • Both of those are true.

  • Except only one of my most of my life.

  • I was not good in the relationship department.

  • Unless you call my relationship with the lady that worked a crispy cream who would hook me up with a hot fresh on Monday mornings.

  • A relationship?

  • Because I'd say we're still together.

  • I'd say we should get a divorce, like for my help, But I have a feeling it's gonna be till death.

  • So today I thought some fun life hats help you have your relationships.

  • Wait, What?

  • Hat Number one now kissing Your partner could get really boring after a while.

  • Because, like, you know exactly what it's gonna feel like.

  • You know what it's gonna taste like, Especially when you're with me, Because Tommy's gonna taste like a hose.

  • So the spice up your kissing department, I thought what you re created magic movie kisses with your partner.

  • So to test this out round are gonna be recreating the famous Spider Man kiss, starring me Spider, I'll keep Spider Man.

  • You ready to hang?

  • Um, so I don't know how this is really gonna work.

  • Also, there is duty, everything.

  • Why do you not have shoes on?

  • Also, there's ranch everywhere.

  • What is my life?

  • Never mind.

  • Don't answer that.

  • Okay?

  • So I'm not gonna hang because I don't want to break a really nice furniture.

  • So you wanna How are you gonna do this?

  • Oh, I've been a Jimmy.

  • Go home, find another home and go there.

  • Wait.

  • You have to look like Spider Man, though.

  • Maybe take your shirt off.

  • 00 and your guard feel way Who's betterment?

  • Whatever.

  • Whoever it is.

  • A shaking, huh?

  • Hang up.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why are you fucking Spider Man?

  • right now.

  • Okay, now you're just showing off.

  • Wait.

  • I think this is more weight.

  • I have a better idea of what Marvel is not shaking their perfectly fine.

  • Now, I know we've seen all those pictures on instagram of couples, like hold the other person's hand And, like, the fact they're takes the picture.

  • It's complicated, but basically, it's just to show that, like you and your partner like going to the future there.

  • Like looking back at you, like making sure you're looking down at their ass, and that's cute.

  • But I feel like if you're gonna take one of those pictures, you should be doing something with your partner That is romantic and something that you guys love to do together.

  • So I thought it would be cute if I walked in front of Ryland.

  • And then I turned around and he sent me donuts.

  • That's our president.

  • That's our rider.

  • You ready to take some romantic pictures?

  • Yes.

  • Perfect.

  • Yeah, I got you some taco bell.

  • I got it.

  • Some doughnuts.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm into the donut.

  • I can picture it now.

  • Like us on a pool.

  • Floatie sharing and donut.

  • This was supposed to be a joke, but that's actually the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

  • Okay, I feel like let's do me first you're talking about.

  • Yeah, We already had our talk about love scene bitch.

  • It's a sequel.

  • So I'm thinking, Oh, that lady a Taco Bell.

  • She's crazy.

  • So you have to hold the burrito, right?

  • Is that works?

  • You pull the burrito like that, and then I like to turn around.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • Yeah.

  • Here we go.

  • 32 it's gorgeous.

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, I would put it on my instagram.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You're walks good.

  • Only what s so gross?

  • It's romantic.

  • All right.

  • I think for you should do the doughnut because it's the gayest thing tohave me.

  • That's what God said when he made you.

  • It's the gayest thing I have.

  • Should have you literally.

  • This could be my avatar for my YouTube channel.

  • That's gonna be the invitation for our wedding.

  • It's gonna be that.

  • That's so cute.

  • It smells so good.

  • Don't even here.

  • Okay.

  • Back together.

  • Me with my life.

  • I mean, the doughnut.

  • So see, it's like that.

  • Let me like you do.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's like Oh, fuck.

  • That's it.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Looking away, bitch.

  • I was getting some of it.

  • Now there is nothing sexier than riding your partner a song Unless you're me.

  • And when you sing, it sounds like a rodeo, Like, you know, the moment that cuts your song where she goes.

  • I know, like, if I tried that, you would think that somebody in an insane asylum died.

  • But either way, it's the thought that counts.

  • So we're gonna write each other some music, Okay?

  • Baby gets what we're doing riding each other's bones.

  • Yeah, but I honestly think I'm becoming a pop star.

  • What I feel like lately, it's just been in my wheelhouse.

  • Um, okay, we'll see about that.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • Hold on your phone.

  • I downloaded this app is not sponsor, but I was trying to find an app that would, like, let us make a song really fast.

  • So I think this will work.

  • Okay, so I think I just like singing, and then it makes it a song.

  • I don't know.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I didn't hear anything.

  • Give me a topic.

  • Me and obviously, okay.

  • I mean, obviously we are meant to be just like chips and cheese, Just like guacamole.

  • I'm hungry to just Angie's just like you.

  • Just this'd is everything.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay.

  • Your turn.

  • Okay.

  • Your topic is how much you love me More than the animals.

  • Shame is my lady.

  • He's my number one baby.

  • He tries me just a little bit crazy.

  • That's what I love the animals mark than him.

  • But he skipped too.

  • You're not supposed to drag me into a love song.

  • Okay?

  • Remember what you did that catches?

  • I feel our love growing by the second.

  • We okay, Wait.

  • I just want to play around.

  • What if we sing a song that's already a song like really remix it?

  • Uh, Which song, huh?

  • Drinking Justine song.

  • This is over.

  • I never thought he would be so assembled A family.

  • I found a way.

  • If you been inside like a bad dream.

  • Like drink, fellas having a stroke?

  • Yeah, drinking.

  • Josh is not shaking.

  • They're better than ever.

  • Now you know the scene from Titanic, where Jack Drew Rose while she was laying naked.

  • Now we're not gonna do that mainly because I don't wanna get naked.