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when you left us feed, right?
Oh, yeah.
All the bus, all the people that are there, Yes.
They're like they're like beef.
Like you see them at parties.
Because now you're a big YouTube.
Or like I'm sure you guys cross pad for me.
I'm, like, working all the time.
Basically.
Now I, like, rarely go out.
I find.
And when I do, I'm just kind of like, What am I doing here?
Like I know what you're thinking, Shane.
You must get a lot of s actually shade.
We were thinking you have a lot of ass.
Yes.
Both of those are true.
Except only one of my most of my life.
I was not good in the relationship department.
Unless you call my relationship with the lady that worked a crispy cream who would hook me up with a hot fresh on Monday mornings.
A relationship?
Because I'd say we're still together.
I'd say we should get a divorce, like for my help, But I have a feeling it's gonna be till death.
So today I thought some fun life hats help you have your relationships.
Wait, What?
Hat Number one now kissing Your partner could get really boring after a while.
Because, like, you know exactly what it's gonna feel like.
You know what it's gonna taste like, Especially when you're with me, Because Tommy's gonna taste like a hose.
So the spice up your kissing department, I thought what you re created magic movie kisses with your partner.
So to test this out round are gonna be recreating the famous Spider Man kiss, starring me Spider, I'll keep Spider Man.
You ready to hang?
Um, so I don't know how this is really gonna work.
Also, there is duty, everything.
Why do you not have shoes on?
Also, there's ranch everywhere.
What is my life?
Never mind.
Don't answer that.
Okay?
So I'm not gonna hang because I don't want to break a really nice furniture.
So you wanna How are you gonna do this?
Oh, I've been a Jimmy.
Go home, find another home and go there.
Wait.
You have to look like Spider Man, though.
Maybe take your shirt off.
00 and your guard feel way Who's betterment?
Whatever.
Whoever it is.
A shaking, huh?
Hang up.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Why are you fucking Spider Man?
right now.
Okay, now you're just showing off.
Wait.
I think this is more weight.
I have a better idea of what Marvel is not shaking their perfectly fine.
Now, I know we've seen all those pictures on instagram of couples, like hold the other person's hand And, like, the fact they're takes the picture.
It's complicated, but basically, it's just to show that, like you and your partner like going to the future there.
Like looking back at you, like making sure you're looking down at their ass, and that's cute.
But I feel like if you're gonna take one of those pictures, you should be doing something with your partner That is romantic and something that you guys love to do together.
So I thought it would be cute if I walked in front of Ryland.
And then I turned around and he sent me donuts.
That's our president.
That's our rider.
You ready to take some romantic pictures?
Yes.
Perfect.
Yeah, I got you some taco bell.
I got it.
Some doughnuts.
Oh, my God.
I'm into the donut.
I can picture it now.
Like us on a pool.
Floatie sharing and donut.
This was supposed to be a joke, but that's actually the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
Okay, I feel like let's do me first you're talking about.
Yeah, We already had our talk about love scene bitch.
It's a sequel.
So I'm thinking, Oh, that lady a Taco Bell.
She's crazy.
So you have to hold the burrito, right?
Is that works?
You pull the burrito like that, and then I like to turn around.
Oh, I get it.
Yeah.
Here we go.
32 it's gorgeous.
Yeah.
I mean, I would put it on my instagram.
Oh, my God.
You're walks good.
Only what s so gross?
It's romantic.
All right.
I think for you should do the doughnut because it's the gayest thing tohave me.
That's what God said when he made you.
It's the gayest thing I have.
Should have you literally.
This could be my avatar for my YouTube channel.
That's gonna be the invitation for our wedding.
It's gonna be that.
That's so cute.
It smells so good.
Don't even here.
Okay.
Back together.
Me with my life.
I mean, the doughnut.
So see, it's like that.
Let me like you do.
Oh, my God.
That's like Oh, fuck.
That's it.
Oh, my God.
Looking away, bitch.
I was getting some of it.
Now there is nothing sexier than riding your partner a song Unless you're me.
And when you sing, it sounds like a rodeo, Like, you know, the moment that cuts your song where she goes.
I know, like, if I tried that, you would think that somebody in an insane asylum died.
But either way, it's the thought that counts.
So we're gonna write each other some music, Okay?
Baby gets what we're doing riding each other's bones.
Yeah, but I honestly think I'm becoming a pop star.
What I feel like lately, it's just been in my wheelhouse.
Um, okay, we'll see about that.
Okay.
Wait.
Hold on your phone.
I downloaded this app is not sponsor, but I was trying to find an app that would, like, let us make a song really fast.
So I think this will work.
Okay, so I think I just like singing, and then it makes it a song.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I didn't hear anything.
Give me a topic.
Me and obviously, okay.
I mean, obviously we are meant to be just like chips and cheese, Just like guacamole.
I'm hungry to just Angie's just like you.
Just this'd is everything.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Your turn.
Okay.
Your topic is how much you love me More than the animals.
Shame is my lady.
He's my number one baby.
He tries me just a little bit crazy.
That's what I love the animals mark than him.
But he skipped too.
You're not supposed to drag me into a love song.
Okay?
Remember what you did that catches?
I feel our love growing by the second.
We okay, Wait.
I just want to play around.
What if we sing a song that's already a song like really remix it?
Uh, Which song, huh?
Drinking Justine song.
This is over.
I never thought he would be so assembled A family.
I found a way.
If you been inside like a bad dream.
Like drink, fellas having a stroke?
Yeah, drinking.
Josh is not shaking.
They're better than ever.
Now you know the scene from Titanic, where Jack Drew Rose while she was laying naked.
Now we're not gonna do that mainly because I don't wanna get naked.