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  • (dinosaur roars)

  • (Ian) SHUT UP!

  • Welcome to my island.

  • One deranged millionaire professor...

  • You're both experts in ancient Pokemon fossils,

  • so I think you're gonna find this place verrrry interesting!

  • Two idiot scientists...

  • I've managed to extract the DNA from this preserved Pokemon.

  • The Pokemon became preserved in amber! Brilliant!

  • What? No! It just fell in my Jell-O!

  • (slurps)

  • And I guess Jell-O is in this movie too?

  • What kind of eggs are these?

  • They're Pokemon.

  • -Real Pokemon?! -Look!

  • It's so...beautiful!

  • Welcome to Jurassic Pokemon Park!

  • Nothing could go wrong...

  • You're breeding a charizard?!

  • That's insane!

  • No, actually we crossbred a charizard with a pikachu.

  • I call it Pikachard!

  • -Is it dangerous? -Nah.

  • (pikachard shrieks)

  • Uh...that's just hot sauce.

  • Maybe we shouldn't be messing with Mother Nature.

  • This could really come back to bite us in the ass.

  • Wow, it's almost like you're foreshadowing the events

  • that are gonna happen so, later, when all the pokemon break loose,

  • we can be like, "Huh. I guess we should've listened to

  • that smart woman and not messed with Mother Nature."

  • Bros, chill out! Nothing bad is gonna happen.

  • Unless, of course, the power were to go out

  • from some catastrophic storm,

  • but...that would never happen (laughs).

  • Or could it?

  • The power to the entire park is out.

  • Even my tanning salon?! NOOOOOOO!

  • Oh shizzzle...

  • (booming, thudding noises)

  • What the hell was that?!

  • Sorry. Jell-O gives me gas!

  • (booming noise)

  • Oh, heh. That one was me.

  • (booming noise)

  • Oh! Okay, that one definitely wasn't me.

  • (pokemon roars)

  • (together) AAAAAAAAAH!

  • Starring a token black guy...

  • Most of us probably ain't gonna make it.

  • Especially me cause I'm the black guy.

  • A stereotypical Australian hunter guy with no peripheral vision...

  • -Karp! -Clever girl!

  • -(hunter screams) -Karp! Karp!

  • A woman who can't tell the difference between real and fake hands...

  • (gasps) Oh, thank god you're here stereotypical

  • Australian hunter guy! AAAAAAAH!

  • (continues shrieking)

  • AH! Seriously?!

  • And an annoying boy in a stupid hat who screams like a high-pitched girl...

  • -(Ian shrieks like girl) -Oh, shut up!

  • -Nice one! -(both laugh)

  • And don't forget all that [bleep]ing Jello-!

  • Are you sure we're safe in here?

  • Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors.

  • (doorbell rings continuously)

  • -I'll get it! -No! No, no, nooooo!

  • -(doorbell rings) -Who is it?

  • (man screams)

  • (all scream)

  • Wait! There's no way the token black guy died already, right?

  • Okay, nevermind.

  • (pikachard shrieks)

  • -(girl shrieks) -Shut up!

  • (still shrieking)

  • God! Who put these annoying ass kids in this movie?!

  • There's no way they can stop them.

  • There's only one way we can stop them.

  • Oh, I guess I'm wrong...

  • We've gotta...catch 'em all!

  • This fall...

  • pray to God...

  • that you can catch 'em all.

  • Huh?!

  • (growls)

  • Aw, sh*t!

  • Jurassic Pokepark

  • Yup, Hollywood's not even trying anymore.

  • -Hello, fellow Pokemon trainers! -Jelllooo!

  • To see deleted scenes from this video--

  • I've had it with these mother f*cking severed hands

  • on my mother f*cking shoulders!

  • And bloopers--

  • What if up were down and we were just

  • stuck to the ceiling right now?

  • What if cats were dogs and farts were brains?

  • -Click the video on the right! -What about the Jell-O?

  • Shut up with the Jell-O already!

  • Anyway, to see our Pokemon in Real Life series,

  • click the other video on the right.

  • And click the subscribe button if you're not an idiot!

  • -Oh, no! Too much Jell-O! (retches) -Aw, man!

  • These were my shamelessly-tell-people- to-click-things-on-the-screen shoes!

  • I'm sorry I caused all this.

  • I guess I should've never messed with Mother Nature!

  • -(vomits) -Aw, dammit!

  • These were my give-a- heartfelt-speech-about-learning-

  • my-lesson-at-the-end-of-the-movie shoes!

(dinosaur roars)

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