Welcome to your life.

We're starting a brand new life together.

Hope you're excited about it.

I am very excited about this life.

That's so great because we're not in it together.

Let's get let's get a life going together, shall.

We were playing a game called Bit Life, but it's something a little while ago called something pretty cool.

Imagine life times where we got to build out our life together.

I dated my teacher.

Things got very weird very quickly.

So this is a mobile game called Bit Life, where you get to do basically the same thing.

I got it and I tried it out a tiny little bit just to see what it was like.

But we're going to start a new life together.

We're going to start Patty's life.

I'm creating a character called Putty Fitzpatrick.

He's from Ireland in Shannon.

Shannon is not a county in Ireland, so I don't know why they just picked from there.

They're probably like, Oh, Irish people.

Shannon.

Got it.

Okay, let's start Patty's life together.

Okay, buddy, you're already off to a bad start already making a lot of nights.

Happiness.

86%.

Health isn't 89% smarts are 93%.

I'm smarter as a newborn baby day old infant than I am in real life at almost 30 years old.

But the looks at 15%.

That's not great.

Now, 50% is not good.

We're gonna have to grow into our faces.

And, like I didn't realize was well on you.

When I was born, it looked like it was carved from a sport.

Most Irish people locator card from rocks.

Anyway, so, uh, Petty Fitzpatrick age zero years.

I was born a male in Shannon, Ireland.

I was conceived on a camping trip.

How romantic.

My birthday is April 24th and I'm a Taurus.

All right, we're gonna let that slide, all right?

It's airy season, so we're going to see if this will even work.

My father is William Fitzpatrick on Army enlistee.

Among voters.

Isabella, Authority, a travel agent.

Hi.

Hi.

Prospects.

High hopes.

Right.

What do we do?

Infant?

What could he do?

Is an infant?

Uh, not a whole lot in infants can do anything.

I have zero acids cause I'm zero years old.

I have a bank's balance of zero as well.

Because, let's face it, babies don't need money.

Uh, that's a jewel.

Okay.

Age one year my father has promoted was promoted to sergeant first, guys, my mother been promoted to general manager.

That's great.

But what about me?

Okay.

My stats kind of went off.

My looks went up 1%.

I thought you were supposed to be really cute as a baby.

And apparently Emma, a nobly defector.

IGs, lights and two years old.

The moderate is suffering from the flu.

How am I supposed to do vaccination?

Your mother is taking you to the doctor's office to get vaccinated.

Vaccinate your kids.

Okay.

This is gonna be a thing of if and or just do it through Attention, biter or trained Stay camp.

I'll try and stay calm because I'm in a single child.

You know what?

That's boring.

I'm not going to live the life that they already had.

All right?

We're in this life together.

Recorded were messed off or we would have foot.

We're gonna have lived the life that we want.

Basically, I'm picking all the shots anyway, so whatever you say in the comment after this doesn't matter, because I don't.

Anyway, I remain.

Cam, when my mother took me to the doctor's office to get vaccinated Good lad.

Uh, can I do anything else?

I went up 17% though.

Relationships relationships with my mother and fighter are good.

That's that's mighty break up.

Your mother and fighter have ended the relationship.

What already are three years old?

I have to deal with the divorce.

Jesus wasn't me.

Um, I see the problem.

Is it because he looks only at 18%?

My parents wanted me to actually be a good looking baby.

I'm not.

So they got divorced.

I broke up my parentsmarriage by being so ugly.

My father has been promoted to Master Sergeant.

My mother and fighter ended their relationship.

You're here to see it happen, lads.

All right.

And four years old.

Is anything happening to me?

It?

No.

I'm just gonna keep agent up until I go to school.

Your mother has married your new stepfather, John Murray, 28 year old trucker.

They went to the Elephant Festival for the road and people said romance is dead.

Chivalry is dead.

But getting divorced with a three year old son on, then John Murray's out here as a trucker, bringing my mother to the elephant.

Festive for the honeymoon.

What a mad Oh, no.

He has lots of money, but no kindness.

That's not really the ratio that you want in those.

John Murray, your stepfather.

Did you have a stepfather?

You're wondering how to address.

What do you call him?

Named John Murray.

We got him, Murray.

You called him?

John Murray.

Hey, John Murray.

I'm sick.

Can I go to school?

Maybe she got dude e do.

Bye, Mom.

Later do.

All right, I've grown into May face a small bit About 21%?

No.

Well, what would you rate this leave?

Leave your rating off my face.

In the comments below, it better be high.

Or my self esteem is not gonna be able to handle it later.

Addressed when you step Fatter is dude.

And now we're in school.

Were six years old in school primary school.

So let's see, What could we do in school?

A drop out drop out of primary school.

I don't want to start school.

You know what?

My parents got divorced when I was tree.

It's a hard life I'm probably not gonna grow up to be great.

All right, Who's in my class?

Olivia Hajar.

Tig Fitton.

Sadie Lynch.

Robin.

Really?

Robert Reese.

Pontes Ortega.

A great name.

Kyle O'Toole.

Hey, was a tool Evo to your brother and sister.

Cousins E for Roberts.

Alex Driscoll.

I should've got you guys to try and pronounce this name.

That's it for a or I Evi Eva.

Grand old Mrs Address.

Get Mrs.

Driscoll Doesn't like me, though.

Right now.

What did I do?

I'm only knew one classes because because I haven't grown into my vision is because of the no defect.

Alright, it's complimentary.

You told your teacher, Mrs Driscoll, that she's fly?

Yeah, that's that's the way Irish people talk.

What's up, teacher?

Later, dude.

Yeah.

You're super fi awesome.

Yeah, I dig it.

It's no Irish people talk.

He'll be like, Mrs Driscoll, your deadly by your class.

All right.

Um, what should we do?

Can I do anything else?

Let's just age up for no age seven family vacation.

Your mother wants to take you on a family road trip around Ireland.

That sounds lovely.

I'd love to go on a road trip around.

Well, at seven years old.

I don't think I would've wanted to be appreciative Complained, but go refused to go complain.

But I go anyway.

You know I want to see my country and the heritage.

I'm not happy boat.

It was stupid.

Your mother took you on a family road trip around?

Well, Feck her.

Anyway, next time she asked me to go to truly You're not gonna let her dictate what I'm doing.

All right.

What else could we do in my class?

How am I doing?

What?

Everybody else?

Jay's lass is grand.

Who do I want to do?

We want to size up.

Maybe Kale Or tool.

Maybe we don't mess with him.

Are you sure you want to mess with classmate Kyle?

Uh, yeah.

I couldn't resist.

You blew a spitball right on your classmate Kyle's throat.

Oh, into his throat.

Gross.

I said I wanted to mess it up, not give him a infection.

You only have a 22% face.

Your looks are only 22%.

You can't afford to be going around spitting stuff.

Don't let throats.

Widow baby went to the principal who snitched on you to the headmaster.

Mrs Everett who looks like I'm gonna have to break little Kyle's ankles.

Shit.

Headmaster's office.

You've been sending a headmaster.

Mrs.

Evans is office for messing with another shoot.

What would you do?

Uh, argue with her?

No holds barred kind of young lad.

You know, I'm not going far in life after me.

Dad left, go with the army, and then he stepped out as a lot of money.

But he's not coming too tall.

The remoter wrong, Your Honor didn't open up Perry Salto.

So are you sure you want to give his headmaster?

Hell, yeah.

Those problems at home.

And I need help.

You're gonna be boots.

The headmaster, Mrs Evans, told you that she is confidence that you will turn things around.

You know what?

That's good.

That's a good headmaster.

Even though I'm being a little box.

She turned around and she had my back.

She wants to help me out.

You know, I feel bad for being a troubled youth.

Kyle doesn't like me anymore, though.

I'm kind of okay with it.

You know what we will do?

Well, third, a vote tool she related to kill you because they want to flirt with her if they float her on mess with him.

But family is not gonna know what's going on.

You passed a note to your classmate Ava in class for receptiveness.

Not great.

We're looking for greens here, ever.

We're not looking for reds were not a red kind of guy.

The face is already in the red, but happiness is about to head there next.

All right, with a job troublemaker.

Your classmate Punts just set off a stink bomb in the middle of a test.

What will you do?

What I gotta do?

God, the choices are laughing him.

Report him to the headmaster.

Indoors.

Antics.

A rubble with it.

Come on.

What age my age?

I think I'm eight years old.