His destiny and welcome back to what the fuck Fuck justice, the quality of being fair and reasonable.

These are not my reading glasses justice, the thing that fat guys run from.

And the thing that gives Batman a giant boat.

Oh, justice, although sometimes justice is a little harder to define.

So from a judge preventing a man from having the girlfriend to forcing a man to hold up a side for six years for today's video, we count down the top five.

Weirdest judge sentences Number one So 2007.

A man from Toronto was arrested for beating his ex girlfriend and threatening to stab her, but not before turning the night on himself when the police finally arrived after spending several weeks in the hospital because he severed one of his arteries, he was also charged with assault against his ex girlfriend and sentenced to not have a girlfriend for three years.

Seriously, that was his funny.

According to the judge, though, the exact punishment was three years where he could not form a romantic relationship of an intimate nature with a female person, which, if you think about it, might have been the best punishment ever.

Just imagine the severity of this guy's blue balls If he's at a club and it's like, Hey there.

I'm not wearing any panties.

Why don't we get out of here and take me back to your place?

Okay, fine.

Let's go.

Sir, you're under arrest.

But also, like, how do they even keep track of it?

Like, Do they have someone constantly watching them to make sure there's no flirting going on?

Yeah, I've been there.

It's on Third Street, right?

Yeah.

We should go sometime.

No flirting.

This is your first warning is that no one don't like him incredibly loud.

Second warning for licking your left, staring at her tip.

One more and you're out of here, you creepy motherfucker.

As creative as a punishment was, the 24 year old Stephen Cranley actually assaulted another girl a couple of years later and was in fast track to two years in prison.

Wow.

Way to go, Steven fucking Steven.

Number two, Daniel and Eloise.

Morale is this man and wife couple of truly show that even the worst people could find someone to love all the rest of us.

Air stuck here with porn hub and a crusty tubes off.

Did I mention like this fair anyways?

Daniel Morella's from Houston, Texas, was busted after he stole $250,000 from his county's Crime Victims Fund.

But instead of sending him off to jail, which would have been way to easy Daniel's order to stand at a busy intersection, holding up a sign saying, I am a thief.

I stole $250,000 from the Harris County Crime Victims Fund Daniel Lorella for five hours every weekend for six years.

Holy shit, that sucks.

But I gotta say, it's brilliant.

We shouldn't do this to all criminals, so maybe it'll teach them to not do crime unless they want to be hilariously embarrassed.

You smoke that sign, you sexually harassed a coworker side, you pee in public, sign that eventually you just have to move because everyone in your talent gonna be like I know you.

You're the guy who pees and bubbling right?

That was one time What a loser.

But really, Daniel says that he suffers abuse from people driving by and sometimes even sympathized with yet sympathize with a guy stole 1/4 of a $1,000,000 for a Crime victims fund.

Poor guy.

But let's not forget about his equally terrible what?

Daniel's wife, Ellis, was also convicted of that which was found guilty of embezzling over $200,000 from the local district attorney's office.

Cordially, the judge was not so lenient with Eloise as she was forced to go to jail one month out of the year for six years straight.

Complete 400 hours of community service have a signed at their house that states that the people that lived inside the house are convicted thieves.

And she also had to hold up a sign similar to the one that her husband had.

A whole good God.

I mean, this is where justice gets kind of dicey.

I mean, do you think that the punishment in this case fits the crime?

Or do you think she should have gotten off easier?

Do you picture should have gotten harder.

It's tough to say, even though this punishment is hilarious.

Number three Heidi cold.

So this one is just hilarious because of how old lady is, because usually you don't hear of an 89 year old woman committing destruction of property crime Story goes in 2008 8 German Lady by the name of Heidi Coal in the right age of 89.

Witness every day more and more cars parking on the street leading up to her house.

So what did this gentle grandmother do?

You know just what any sane person would do?

She went out with a knife and slashed the tires of all 50 cars lining down her street.

You go grab every single car, which like how I wouldn't really know.

But I don't imagine tires are the easiest thing to slash.

We're talking about an 89 year old woman, like usually ladies, that you can't even open a jar of jelly, let alone slash a rubber tire.

You son of a bitch.

I didn't survive the Revolutionary War to go out like this to hide.

He was quickly arrested and was interrogated where she admitted to Rick Crimes was forced to pay a giant five when she stated that she didn't have the money to pay for evil doing.

She was then sent his to knit sweaters for every person's tire that she slashed, which is totally worth the sentence.

Totally this'll story.

How did David enforce this one too?

They also never mentioned the quality of the sweaters that she had it.

So it could have been like you.

Thank you so much for my sweater.

I mean, no way helps the fact that my tire is still slashed.

But thank you.

Hey, what about my sweater?

Here you go.

What the hell is this?

This, like five pieces of string crudely glued together.

I hope you freeze, you son of a bitch.

Steven and your age to Hunter on my block.

Fucking Steven.

Every as Miles Davis, Stephen.

Apparently the last news of this article had heard of her, though she completed the sweaters, but it moved on to a retirement home where she's probably spending out the rest of her days suddenly telling her friends, Gertrude Wilfred Roof, about how she's a hardened criminal wall.

Do it really is in a wheelchair and smoking cigars.

Number four Jessie Lee Harold, do you know someone who's just an absolutely terrible parents were talking fair Amir from Lord of the Rings.

Dad, we're talking star Lord's dad.

We're talking tire Atlantis.

Turbat, A Darth Vader back.

You get it.

Well, one such terrible parent is 27 year old Jessie Lee, Harold from Virginia.

Good old Jesse was driving in his car with his three year old sot when he got into a car accident.

And usually when you get an accident, you stop.

You make sure everyone's okay.

Are you okay?

Exchange insurance yet?

Here's my information.

I'm so sorry.

Call the police and whatnot.

Yeah, there's been an accident.

Well, not Jesse.

Jesse decides.

Instead you get out of his car with his dead, end your three year old and just run off.

Did you go to take a piece out of this bitch?

Actually, Scott, that don't grab your coat.

I'm a terrible parent.

Let's go.

Yeah, just runs off.

Good job, man.

Real, real good parents.

Was it worth eluding the police for five minutes?

Yeah.

Car's registered to people.

I don't know if you do that.

So Pa police getting called to his residence.

They found his son there with minor injuries and even glass in his diaper.

Jesse son was sent to the hospital and Jesse was quickly arrested when he was landed with charges like child endangerment, a hit run.

It also driving under a suspended license.

Also, in addition to just these crimes, Jessie had an extensive previous record getting arrested in 2007 for another hit run after he was huffing and aerosol cans.

Doesn't Ain't for beating up a Guy in 2012 for possessing cocaine.

Also, little side note.

The child that was with him and his car wasn't actually his only child has seven other Children with six different women.

Jesus Christ, dude, you know condoms are so on top of all those other charges.

He was sent his 24 years behind bars and forced to get a vasectomy to never have Children again.

Well done, Judge.

We need more people like you.

Don't know.

Slice off one head of the hydra.

Two more take its place.

But if you slice the bonds of the Hydra, that's a different story.

We'll get that.

Number five.

Michael Chicken Nettie.

So now Michael Chicken Eddie is not an old man slashing tires or an irresponsible father humping aerosol cans while driving.

And Michael Chicken Eddie is certainly not an Italian mob bosses.

His name kind of sounds like it would be, but is instead in Ohio, Judge that is the best example of using creative punishments to punish criminals rather than just setting the jail.

It actually was a lot of the inspiration behind some of the cases that we mentioned today.

But some of his best sentences include forcing a woman to walk 30 miles after she refused to pay a 30 mile taxi fi, forcing a man to donate £20 of dog food every holiday after he shot a dog making two teenagers lead a donkey down the street with a sign that says Sorry for the jackass offense after they spray painted 666 on Jesus, forcing Amanda stand with pigs for two hours after he was yelling at a compound, calling the pigs and making a woman spend the night in the middle of the woods alone after she left some kittens in the same woods.

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Their brilliant.

After being arrested for soliciting a prostitute, this man chose public humiliation over jail time.

Is this tough enough punishment that you're never, ever gonna be doing something?

I guess.

I guess This'll team stole porn from an adult bookstore.

I'm thankful that Judge Chicken that it gave me opportunity instead of a jail.

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