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  • guys.

  • Oh, my God.

  • We just finished podcast with Manny.

  • You okay?

  • So much fun Does everything we talked about shitting on each other.

  • We talked about sex.

  • We talked about threesomes.

  • We talked about grinder.

  • We talked about Tender Howlett.

  • We are queens.

  • We talked about being turned queen's Go check out some cloud that comes with Shane and friends.

  • You are not gonna want It was amazing.

  • How do you feel?

  • I feel great.

  • I feel like I just ran a marathon way.

  • Guys.

  • Yes.

  • Today Finally get to live out my Titanic fantasy.

  • I've wanted to do a Titanic being video for a long time.

  • I just couldn't really figure out what to do.

  • Have sex in a car?

  • No.

  • Nobody wants to see that.

  • And I don't have a car big enough.

  • I would need, like a dump truck lay on a door in the middle of the ocean while my significant other freezes to death in the water.

  • I mean, at least if I did it, there would be no life.

  • But Jack could have fit to rumors.

  • It would have been like, How did he fit on that door?

  • I thought about feeling my pool with big ice cubes and in Karachi, my boat sized body into it.

  • But then I got so that left me here.

  • Today I'm going to be trying food that they actually eight on the Titanic.

  • I looked up the menus and these were real.

  • I had them all right here.

  • I got the first class menu, second class and third class because I want to see how, like everybody ate side note when I was in the theater with my mom watching Titanic when I was a kid.

  • I remember the moment where all the third class people were dying because the first class people got boats.

  • And then there was like a mom and a son.

  • And you were in the third class and they were like, Well, guess we're gonna die.

  • I remember my mom turning to me going.

  • That's us, Bitch, If that's not the most dark me of all time anyways, let's see.

  • Okay, we're gonna start with breakfast.

  • Now, let's look at the menus.

  • I will put them up here for you guys to see.

  • Okay.

  • First, let's look at the first class menu.

  • Coast to may bear.

  • Mayor.

  • Copy.

  • Leaky.

  • That sounds like a brother.

  • Fillets of braille.

  • I'm gonna keep it.

  • Really?

  • I don't know what any of this shit means.

  • I googled some of it, Couldn't find it.

  • The only thing I could translate was egg Allah Arjun term.

  • But I guess that scrambled eggs and asparagus flavor Brill.

  • I think it's fish.

  • So here's our beautiful first class breakfast.

  • Fancy music now.

  • Hello, Mr Dawson.

  • You are now served.

  • Mmm Mmm Mmm.

  • Mmm.

  • Doesn't that look tasty?

  • There's the fishes pussy.

  • But it's very nice.

  • Classy pussy for you, Mr First Class.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, there's bones and it.

  • Why's there bubbles in a Muslim?

  • Only God are there bones and pussies.

  • What?

  • Interesting breakfast table conversation for me and my first class friends.

  • Frank.

  • Quick question.

  • Do you think that is bones in your wife's missy?

  • Who?

  • Justin questions.

  • Shame, I would say yes.

  • Because that would explain all the crunching.

  • That's fucking gross.

  • Let's eat.

  • I know this looks fucking t.

  • I don't know why anybody would eat this if they were rich.

  • This looks like some straight up.

  • Like I was gonna say, homeless shelter food.

  • But I don't even want to drag the shelter because the shelters.

  • Biscuits are telling it.

  • This is like some end of the world.

  • All we have left is shit in cans and a fish.

  • It's really chicken, but we're gonna call it a fish.

  • Uh oh, my God.

  • Talks who I love when you can pump it your food.

  • Right?

  • Let's try to break it.

  • Uh, my, uh uh uh.

  • Let's do this.

  • I need to live my fancy dreams.

  • Let me grab my plastic fork.

  • Let's do this first.

  • Try the eggs.

  • Interesting.

  • How they're yellow on top and brown on the bottom.

  • Kind of like a people diarrhea herself.

  • She was just so excited about Easter.

  • All right, let's get a little asparagus on there.

  • And I think we should try to get some fish in there.

  • D'oh!

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Welcome to the ship of Dreams.

  • Who, uh, who?

  • Thank God We're gonna crash tonight.

  • Burke's collapses Fancy burger, first class up in the sky, eating fish as an exact Dr G and a M.

  • Okay.

  • A A s.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't like my songs.

  • Make me, uh This is gross.

  • I don't want it.

  • I would rather choke on that old lady from Titanic.

  • ce s.

  • Oh, my God.

  • The heart of the ocean.

  • I'm gonna do a Titanic parody all about far.

  • Never let go, Jack.

  • Never let go.

  • Okay, Get out of the water.

  • Get get out of our second class menu Boiled Hominy We would have a girl group that's rivaling fifth Harmony Oh, yeah You mad Just watch out for boiled harmonies We all look like eggs Your mouth blow tres That's boiled Harmony's new it grilled ox kidney and a girl.

  • What?

  • This is second class, not the fucking cave times.

  • Why are we eating every piece of the animal on the Titanic?

  • Soda scones?

  • That sounds like Okay, I'm not We don't have any of these.

  • I don't have any of these foods here.

  • I could not find any The only blow two I could find with me.

  • So we're gonna move on 1/3 for third class breakfast.

  • We have oatmeal porridge and milk and fresh bread and butter.

  • I could do that.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Welcome to the ship of Dreams.

  • Honestly, you know what?

  • First let me in a Jacuzzi.

  • This is actually kind of looks better than the first blast breakfast.

  • I mean, It's simple, like people.

  • And, you know, it actually kind of looks like a pimple that just got popped.

  • And it's at that favorite part where all the good she's still like around it and you get like, clean it off with your fingers and then eat it.

  • When I was a kid, I want to be a dermatologist Trash can in a group.

  • Let's give this third cost me a strong All right, let's take a little bit of this oatmeal.

  • And you know what?

  • Let's put on top of the bread, because I'm being all right.

  • Here's the sleeping in bucks.

  • I offer bread.

  • I can't wait to die with my mom tonight.

  • This is how I assume kid prison tastes like, you know, kids who, like, get arrested for doing stupid things, like stabbing their parents, and then they go to jail.

  • I imagine this to be the menu.

  • I can just imagine the catch me on side girl being like I did that guards like No, no, you're gonna eat it, and I'm gonna cash you on the toilet.

  • You're gonna make that toilet just like you made Dr Phil.

  • That toilet was nothing before you got on it.

  • Now that toilet is next.

  • Okay, so now we're moving on to lunch, and I literally could not find second and third last lunch because I don't think they got like, I think 2nd 3rd class just got breakfast and dinner and the people that talk and we're like, No, no poor people, only two meals.

  • So all we have here is the first class lunch, which is gallon time of chicken, smoked sardines and an apple pastry.

  • So I googled what Galan teen of chicken meant.

  • Basically, it's just like chicken that's stuffed with sausages, So I decided to make it so.

  • So here we go.

  • Fancy music.

  • Your lunch is Mmm.

  • Okay, so over here.

  • So we have chicken that I put sausage in and kind of made a taco out of Taco Bell.

  • Better write this down, then.

  • Over here, we have a beautiful pastry filled with apples.

  • I don't know what the fuck that red thing is.

  • Yeah, I don't know So But you know what?

  • Doesn't this look just like my watch?

  • Mousy?

  • Yes, it does.

  • Oh, uncanny.

  • And then over here we have a box of sardines because I was too scared to open it.

  • Okay?

  • I don't want it, but I'm gonna make it fast.

  • Let's take a bite of this chicken sausage taco.

  • All right, here we go.

  • Honestly, this actually does not.

  • I mean, the problem is it's old, like this food has been sitting here.

  • I was gonna come with video last night, fell asleep, and I woke up.

  • So the food is definitely not fucking good.

  • Not fresh.

  • But even if it was fresh, I don't I can't imagine being really great, but let's try this fucking apple situation here.

  • How old this is.

  • What?

  • You could put a doughnut in my car and leave it there for three months, and I would still shut that shit down my throat.

  • Like breathing Too realistic.

  • Oh, all right.

  • I don't wanna die.

  • Give me a life boat.

  • So I don't know if the red shit is Now, let's move on to the main course.

  • This is the sardines.

  • And can I feel like I've definitely done this in a video before?

  • But I think my memory blocked it out because it was so terrifying.

  • Ingress.

  • We'll do it again.

  • All right, Let's see.

  • Uh, one, two, three you Okay?

  • All right.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why would anybody I'm afraid to touch it.

  • Okay, were touching my way.

  • Okay, Okay, Okay.

  • That's the little six bodies.

  • Those.

  • They're dead.

  • They're dead in there.

  • Can I just I can't.

  • No.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You know what?

  • That smells like my way.

  • I Sorry, I'm not gonna eat that.

  • I'm not.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I was in middle school and all the other cool kids were doing the whole hes my fingers.

  • I should've just dip my fingers in a sardine can.

  • That would've given me so much cool points.

  • And then I would've been like, Oh, yeah, smell my things would have been like, Oh, I see.

  • I think she said no.

  • No, really.

  • Oh, was she dead?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • This is the grand finale.

  • We have our dinner menu now.

  • First class, we have a 10 course meal.

  • 10.

  • Who the fuck needs 10?

  • I mean, were they trying to blow it up?

  • All the passengers so they slow the water?

  • Because, honestly, that's a good idea.

  • No, this is 10 fucking courses.

  • We have oysters, We have Olga.

  • That's a person there eating people in first class.

  • That's how rich they are.

  • We have salmon we have living in lam a bunch of shit I can't pronounce.

  • And then the only thing I can pronounce and or want chocolatey clears.

  • So since this is my titanic experience and my first class experience fence music didn't is served.

  • Wait.

  • Except it won't.

  • It'll stop like half a plate of this in a bit.

  • Bye.

  • I'll see Jackson thes are a bunch of mini eclairs.

  • I looked around at my town for, like, big declares.

  • I couldn't find them for some reason.

  • But then I found this.

  • I mean, who wouldn't want to eat 70 Tiny little Domos?

  • Oh, my God.

  • It kind of looks like all the passengers huddled together on that lifeboat trying not to die, except they're all frozen and dead.

  • And these air hot, Delicious.

  • Let's take a bite of these up.

  • I love the rich life.

  • A glimpse of that.

  • They're filled with cream chocolate.

  • Never let go, Bitch.

  • Jo Worry won't.

  • It would take more than a little boat accident to tear me away from my players that the boat was thinking I'd be like, a minute.

  • Uh, these are bomb.

  • Love this love my rich life.

  • Now let's talk about the second class dinner we have assuming baked Tadic ice cream.

  • Okay, the only things that I can't understood on this menu were curry chicken and cranberry sauce, which is just what I got.

  • All aboard.

  • I know this is curried chicken salad and just, you know, just a jar, and she's coming for me, and I don't appreciate that.

  • Look.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Me when I'm sliding around the boat.

  • But wait.

  • Now me holding my Claire sliding around the boat.

  • You're the end of the movie of violent guys, like slowly sliding off the boat.

  • But he's still playing because it's his passion yet that's me.

  • A money clear.

  • All right, so let's give this a try.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Let's get some cranberry sauce on it.

  • Maybe that will help.

  • All right, Here.

  • Okay.

  • That carrot needs to let go.

  • I think this is not going well.

  • I mean, granted, it's all food I made, but that's what I don't know.

  • This is awful.

  • I hate this.

  • I don't I'll just stick to my little fucking dumb.

  • It's because I don't know want to eat this.

  • I'll just jump into the cold water and die.

  • All right.

  • Time for third class.

  • Dinner is rice soup, fresh bread, corn and boiled potatoes, which is another group coming for boiled Kamini.

  • And they need to back the fuck off.

  • Right?

  • Here we go.

  • This is our final meal.

  • Literally.

  • This is boiled potatoes, rice soup and court my way.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • Here we go.

  • First of all, what the fuck is a boiled potato?

  • I just need to get a closer look at that.

  • Where did that potato come from?

  • How was that potato?

  • So small, Mr Potato Head tell me, is pain B B?

  • Because I feel kind of ugly.

  • I still feel paid.

  • Okay, let's take a bite.

  • That good, guys.

  • So good.

  • That was like ice cream.

  • It is like potato ice cream.

  • The poor people on the Titanic were eating the best.

  • Right?

  • Let's get some of this rice soup and some corn.

  • Happy traveling.

  • Good thing.

  • This is why the four people were so happy on the Titanic.

  • They were always playing like soccer, hanging out fucking and cars.

  • It's because they were happy they were eating this.

  • No wonder the rich people were mad.

  • You were giving them fish Pussy.

  • I love this.

  • This is great.

  • I'm gonna continue to eat like 1/3 class Titanic guest for the rest of my life.

  • So I have to end this Titanic experience like freeze to death.

  • Should I die alone old in my bed?

  • Should I throw my necklace into the water?

  • Now that all sounds like too much work.

  • Just getting more clears what?

  • Hopefully you enjoyed my titanic experience.

  • It really is my favorite movie of all time, and this is actually really fun.

  • So hopefully a thumbs up.

  • If you want me to do more food videos based on my favorite movies, my other favorite movies scream.

  • I don't really know how to incorporate food into that.

  • I mean, I guess I could just be like the fat camera guy like you much Cheetos and get my next lit.

  • Yeah, that sounds fucking great.

  • Also, make sure to subscribe below and hit the notification because I make videos, everybody.

  • They want other eating videos.

  • I've done one where I tried serial killer's favorite food.

  • I tried food duty in prison.

  • I've got a lot of crazy ones.

  • I'll put a link to a plane started Top description.

  • All right, you guys.

  • I will see you little first class members tomorrow.

  • So I have been obsessed with colds for pretty much my whole life.

  • And we talked about him a lot before.

  • I mean, we talked about Heaven's Gate, which was a colt when they killed themselves because they thought that would get into another planet.

  • I ended a video where I was eating food that you would eat if you were in court.

  • Well, today we're gonna be talking about three up the scariest, most deadly colts.

guys.

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品嚐泰坦尼克食品! (TASTING TITANIC FOODS!)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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