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- So, you've been called for jury duty in the impeachment
trial of President Donald J. Trump.
As a juror, the most important thing is to remain impartial.
The following remarks by the defendant should not
be considered when rendering your verdict.
- Ted Cruz, I call 'em lyin' Ted Cruz.
He's lyin' Ted.
He wasn't born in our country, folks.
He was born in Canada.
- There was a picture out there that's reportedly
shows Rafael Cruz standing with Lee Harvey Oswald.
- I mean, what was he doing? - I don't know
if it's been verified. - What was he doing
with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the shooting?
You know Chuck Schumer, cryin' Chuck.
(crowd boos)
Cryin' Chuck Schumer.
You know, I used to be a big contributor.
He used to kiss my ass, Chuck Schumer.
He'd do anything.
That stiff, Mitt Romney, a total stiff running,
who by the way, he's a dope.
He's not a smart person, I'll tell you right now.
Crazy Bernie, he's crazy as a bedbug.
Crazy Elizabeth Warren, or as I affectionately
call her, Pocahontas.
I have more Indian blood than she has and I have none.
This guy, Lindsey Graham.
You have a guy, he's one of the dumbest human beings
I've ever seen.
I think Lindsey Graham is a disgrace.
The guy is a nut job.
And then you have Cory Booker.
Here's a guy who destroyed, practically by himself,
the city of Newark, New Jersey.
He was such a bad man.
Rand Paul shouldn't even be on this stage.
He's number 11, he's got one percent in the polls.
I never attacked him on his look and believe me,
there's plenty of subject matter right there.
Da Nang Richard Blumenthal.
Da Nang Dick.
He's a fraud, he never was in Vietnam.
You have this clown, Marco Rubio.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it little Marco.
It's L-I-D-D-L-E, little, little.
Little Marco.
- Again, jurors are instructed to disregard these insults.
Thank you for doing your civic duty.