I've had a crush on you for years. -What? You don't know me

Yeah, of course I know you, Stephanie. -No

Look, I even got you this really expensive ring

That's really...that's really nice

I'm gonna have to drop out of college, because this is my whole college savings

Do you wanna get married to me? -I don't think so

Hey, I know we've been through lots of rough patches, but I think we can make it work. -What?

Do you wanna marry me? -Oh my god

Do both of you guys wanna get married to me? -I have a boyfriend right now

Will both of you get married to me?

I've been waiting for this moment all my life. Do you wanna get married? -No.

Do you wanna get married? -Haha, no, I don't

I've had a crush on you for years. -Not that many years, you're too young

I've spent all my money on this ring for you

This is me confessing my love to you. -Oh

Do you wanna get married? -No

Hey, do you wanna get married to me? -No, I can't marry you

But we're a perfect couple. I have dreams about you every night

You don't even know me! -Yeah, of course I know you, Cynthia. -I'm Jen

Do you wanna get married to me?

Roses are red, violets are blue, do you two wanna become my new wives? -I thought you would never ask. -Did you see that?

I've had a crush on both of you for years. -We figured. I saw you staring at us coming

I know. That's what I do. -You can't really be peeping at us through our window -I can't resist

We have to go to the bathroom? Did you wanna meet us on the way out? -Meet in the bathroom?

Okay, in the bathroom. We have to go number 2. -You have to go number 2? I don't wanna marry you anymore -Alright

No, this is real life. I've been waiting for this moment my whole life

-Ok

Hi. I've had a crush on you for years

Oh really? -Yeah. Are you 'miring my aesthetics? -Are you being serious?

Yeah. I follow you around every night and stare through your window. -Shut up. Who are you?

Do you wanna get married to me? -Yes. -Yes?

Yeah, let's get married. -Alright, alright, where are we going for our honeymoon?

What, Who are you? Is this a dare or something? -No, this is real life. -Oh really? -Yeah

Yeah? -Is this real life? -I don't know, you tell me.

well, let me get your number and we can figure out if this is real life on our honeymoon -Are you serious?

Yeah, what's your number? -805

I've had a crush on you for years. -What? -I've had a crush on you for years. Are you admiring my aesthetics?

What? -Do you wanna get married to me? -No

Are you serious? -No, I'm just... no, I'm being...

Are you seeing how many numbers you can get?

I will have a yacht come for our honeymoon. -Oh really? -In like 5 minutes. -Cool. Hell yeah

I just lost hope in love, but when I saw your face, I decided I regain my hope in love. -Really?

Yeah, do you wanna get married?

What are you doing? -I'm confessing my love to you in front of all these people

If she doesn't, I will, dude. -Will you marry me?

I'll wear this all day long -You better wear it all your life long. -All my life long?

Try again. -Will you marry me? -Alright. -Yeah? Alright

What's your number? -719

Props on the pickup. -What? -Props on the inventive pickup. -Thanks. -805

You married a lot of people today, didn't you?