字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 We gotta talk about this, Andy. Yes. I, um I've tried, I think, in the last couple of years since I got the show, we've been on the air almost five years. I have tried very hard to become, I think, a pretty good performer in some respects. Well, you seem to be going now asking for that applause of the two of you. The fact that only two of you seem to agree hurt me. I went there for a reason. And I'll tell you why. I have tried, you know, and I and I bring this up for a reason. It's that, uh, I bring it up because I have I think I tell me a little joke. I do the little talking with people, right? The interviews. That's my That's universal sign for celebrity interview on, uh, I do the comedy sketches. I think I do. Ah, lot of the stuffing really strive to be a well rounded showman. Thank you. My point is that I was thinking about the other day and I thought, you know what? To really be a great showman to be one of the all time great people in show business. One of the great all time performers. You really got to know how to dance. That's something that I never learned how to. D'oh! I was thinking like, that's the one thing. The fact that I can't dance is the one thing that's keeping me from becoming a great showman. It's been holding me back for years. I know. And I thought, I can't help you, but maybe what I can do. Maybe what I can do is maybe in one day if I signed up for a lot of the great dance classes here in New York City. And there are many. This is the capital of dance in America by Senate for some great dance classes. I could take him all in one day and learn all the important styles of dance. So, ladies and gentlemen, I did that just a few days ago. I went out and I learned every conceivable form of dance that I can think of in New York City. And I brought a camera crew with me. And ladies and gentlemen, this is what I discovered. Liz, would you roll this place? This is the Joffrey Ballet School in Greenwich Village. And check it out. Get up On your toe. Is that Oh, you don't do that. You just go in the hot plate half point, okay? Just put your feet in first position. Okay? What's that? This is this position. Okay? Okay. Like this. Okay. All right. All right. I got hurt in the groin. All right. Well, they don't turn them out so much tenement. A little bit more about that. Well, you should be doing this. You should have a look of like, Hey, I could do this, and you can Thank you. I'll work on the movement later. Just face work on now. Mmm. Yeah, we're it. Paul Pelican arose. Dance sport on the Upper West Side. This is Paul. How are you going? You taught, er Al Pacino how to do the tango in Scent of a Woman. Is that right? That's my claim to fame. What I really want you to do is teach me how to dance like Al Pacino in. Well, first of all, we need a blindfold. We gotta make you look blind because he was blind in that character. So what is this? What? He used to train for the exact score. This is Kelvin. He's a hip hop instructor. What do you think of my threads? Pretty cool is just a cop. Yeah, that's, uh, pretty good. Is this authentic working? I mean, this is, uh Is this street pants are really baggy. I got something I need to be bagging and maybe a little lower. Lower. You're kidding, right? No. Okay, well, that's like you can't get technically much lower than that, or it's a whole different kind of show we're doing. Show me just what will get started here. What do you find? A beach. Once the music starts, you find a beating. The way you do that. Just keeping these loose, get a loose bounce, losing my pants way. Who? Yeah. Okay. Go back. Okay. Because if I can moonwalk, I know that I'll be right on the cutting edge of what people are doing right now. This is 1986 right? I want to show you something. If you've got time. Imagine there's an invisible thread hanging off each hip joint. All right. What? The fingers. Come on, don't be shy. Grab one thread, Pill it up, grab the thread, pull it up and do a hip hop B thing? Uh huh. No problem. I I kept the outfit to the hip. Hop out. Very nice. I'm going to start bringing a little of that look into this show. Uh, okay. All right, folks. Gonna take a break when we come back. Fain, Maynard's gonna join us.