[ Birds chirping ] -Hi, everybody.

This is "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

I'm in my tent, obviously.

And this is the logo.

Clearly, this was drawn by Frannie.

Was she distracted today?

-[Laughs]

I mean what is this?

What is this at all?

She was clearly like ready for a treat.

You know, like, "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah."

Anyway, it should say, "The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon,"

but I don't know what she wrote down there.

Tapings? Anyways.

Tonight's show, we're Zooming in with J Balvin,

who has a new album out, called "Colores,"

and his charity is

familiesbelongtogether.org

and domestic workers.org.

That is who he's working closely with right now

and that's who we'll be discussing later,

as well as his brand-new album, which is awesome.

I'm listening to "Amarillo" as we speak.

Guys, I'd like to do the monologue tonight.

I'd like to start off with that.

I want to thank my camera operator, my wife, Nancy,

who has maybe laughed at three jokes

-[Laughs] -this whole week, so, fantastic.

That's support right there. Thank you, honey.

Alright. Here we go. [ Clears throat ]

Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition" --

Tented Edition. Well, guys, we made it

to the end of week 1 in self-quarantine.

So far, our spirits are high

and our wine supply is low.

-[Chuckle] -Listen to this.

I read that breweries across the country

are turning beer into hand sanitizer.

But be careful with Coors Light sanitizer

'cause there's not enough alcohol in it to do anything.

[ Laughter ]

But here's some good news.

It's officially spring, and it was over 70° today.

It was nice. People everywhere

were walking around in their seersucker face masks.

-[Chuckle] -This is great --

In France, a quarantined man ran a marathon inside his apartment.

Yep, everyone was excited for the guy,

except for the people living in the apartment

right below him.

"What are you doin' up there, Jean-Luc?"

That's right, a man ran an entire marathon

in his apartment. By the end,

his nipples were socially distant from his chest.

[ Laughs ]

Officials are warning people to stop flushing Lysol wipes

'cause they're damaging the sewers.

Yep, the only thing Americans should flush is toilet paper

and senators who profited off the virus.

I saw that a restaurant in Minnesota is offering

a free roll of toilet paper

with every takeout order over $25.

That's way better than my plan --

running into Chipotle and stealing 10,000 napkins.

Everyone's going nuts for toilet paper.

It used to be, when you'd walk around with toilet paper

stuck to your shoe, people would laugh.

Now, they dive for it.

"It was mine! I saw it first!"

And, finally, I read that drive-in movie theaters

are becoming more popular.

[ Thunder rumbles ] People are going to drive-ins,

eating TV dinners,

and calling each other on the phone.

Man, this is gonna be the best summer of 1955!

[laughs] That's our monologue, everybody.

Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

I'm in my tent. Would you like to see my tent?

Come on. Come on in my tent.

It only took me four hours to build.

Oh.

This is it.

This is our tent right here.

Clearly, the girls took it over

and made it into a fun clubhouse.

Coleman said it should take me 20 minutes to put this together.

[baritone] They lied!

Because it took me about 2.5 hours.

But, anyway.

It is dry, and it did rain last night,

so, props to Coleman on that.

It's pretty roomy. I actually --

I love it.

The more I'm in it, I felt like

I built somethin', you know?

I accomplished something.

And this episode is gonna be intense [in tents]

because I am in a tent!

[ Laughs ]

Nothing from Nancy. Alright. -[Laughs]

[ Funk sting plays ]

Today is Friday and that's also a time

where I write out my thank-you notes.

And I was very busy this week, clearly, with everything, so,

if you guys don't mind, I'd like to write

my weekly thank-you notes right now.

Thank you so much. James --

Uh, Frannie, could I get some

thank-you note writing music, please.

♪♪

That's fantastic.

Good job.

Winnie, are you gonna help me, too?

Thank you, flattening the curve.

You can show the photo.

For also -- Ready?

-Mm-hmm. -Thank you, flattening -- -Wait.

-One? -No, not yet.

No. That's good. You're doing good.

Thank you, flattening the curve, for being the reason why

we're all staying home

and also a great slogan for Spanx.

Spanx: Flatten your curves. -[Laughs]

-Alright. Now, this one -- Oh!

Oh, just this. That goes up here.

Frannie, more music.

♪♪

Thank you, home schooling,

for basically being 20 minutes of work

and 6 hours of "educational" Disney movies.

That one can go down.

♪♪

Alright.

-[Laughs]

♪♪ Thank you,

Zoom video conferencing, for letting me pretend

that me and my coworkers are starring

in a really boring episode of "The Brady Bunch."

♪♪

Thank you, grocery store shelves, [ Music stops ]

for showing us that, even in an emergency,

no one's gonna buy prune butter.

Music.

♪♪

Thank you, my dog Gary,

-[laughs] -and congrats on being promoted

to a full-time emotional support animal.

[ Laughs ] ♪♪

What are you doing?

-[Laughs]

I need to go --

-What? No, you gotta do this thing over here.

-[Laughs] -Thank you -- [ Music fades ]

Frannie, just press --

You know when to press, right?

Yeah. [ Intermittent music notes ]

Thank you, wi--

Thank you, wiping down doorknobs,

for making me realize --

for making me realize that, before I cleaned you,

a total -- Sorry. ♪♪

Thank you, wiping down doorknobs,

for making me realize that, before this,

I cleaned you a total of zero times.

♪♪

Damn. Great. Thank you, self-quarantine,

for teaching me things I didn't know about myself,

like how I'm unable to resist the urge

to eat 12 cans of peaches.

♪♪

-[Laughs] Thank you, "Cats" On Demand,

for now being able -- On Demand --

in these crazy times, finally, a dose of sanity.

♪♪

-Hello-o-o!

-Finally, thank you to all the heroes

helping us get through this --

doctors, nurses, first responders,

service workers, delivery drivers --

and all you guys at home,

for doing your best to hang in there.

We're gonna get through this.

Thank you so much.

Those are our thank-you notes.

Let's go talk to J Balvin on Zoom.

[ Cheering and applause ]

-[Laughs]

-Great job.

[ Funk sting plays ]

-Hello. -Yeah, my man!

[laughing] Come on. -My man!

-You are the best, dude.

-Come on, bro. Happy to see you.

-Thank you so much for doin' this.

I appreciate this.

A lotta people are gonna appreciate this.

-Where you at right now? What's that room?

[ Laughter ]

What you gonna do now?

-It's almost like a tree house room.

-[laughs] Where are you, for real?

Is that a set?

-No, I'm not on a set. This is my house.

-No! Let me see what's that.

It's like a camo vine.

Okay. -Alright, man.

Okay, okay, okay.

-[Laughs] -Where you at?

-Where am I talking to you from?

Are you in Colombia?

-In Colombia, yeah.

-Wow!

What is the scene over there? How is everything?

-I mean, you know, like

we had "a little more time,"

while they were checking everything that happened

in China, then Spain, and, now, U.S.

So, we're really going fast here,

like taking, really, precautions.

We're already doing quarantine, you know,

and we just got a few cases. Like 100, right?

100 cases now.

-Wow. -So, this is crazy.

-It really is. -First time we live this, right?

-Yeah. Exactly.

And you're there in your house,

that's where you are?

-Yes. I'm in my house right now.

-It's beautiful. This is the house that you call

your temple? Is that correct? -No.

It's another one close to here.

-Oh. -We create a gym.

We did a gym here.

-Oh!

I would use none of that.

[ Laughter ]

I would use absolutely none of that. Wow!

That is fantastic.

Hey, speaking of fantastic,

congratulations on your new album, "Colores."

-Thank you.

-Yeah, let me see that cover.

Put it right on the screen. I love this.

-There you go.

-Now, every single that you've been putting out,

I notice you have a different flower and I go,

"I wonder if that's like a theme that you're gonna do."

How'd you come up with the flower theme?

-Yeah, this is a collaboration that I did with Master Murakami,

which is a great artist from Japan.

-Oh, yeah.

-So, it's beautiful that we had the chance, you know.

Like the name of the album is "Colores," so, you know,

what other best way, to have flowers

and represent different colors, you know?

And we create a lot of different flowers

and we just wanted to like level it up.

He even did myself right here.

-[Laughing]

That is fantastic.

What color is your hair, by the way, right now?

-Right now?

Blue with white.

-[laughing] Yeah.

-Yeah. -That's what I'm talkin' about, buddy.

I know you're always keeping it real.

No, it's cool.

If you go through the track listings,

can I try to guess?

'Cause my Spanish is okay.

-Okay. -But I can try to guess

what color it is, if you tell me the track listing.

-Amarillo.