RICK: Wow!

That is, um--

STEVE: Got a really old John Deere

motor that can make ice cream.

RICK: What's this thing, 1 horsepower?

STEVE: 1 and 1/2.

Rick, did you just miss what he said?

What?

It makes ice cream.

[laughs]

STEVE: In 1931, John Deere hit-and-miss motor,

I restored the motor, and then I built the cart

and bought an ice cream maker and built the pulley system

to hook it all together.

Wanted to sell it just because I've

got a couple more motors in mind to rebuild

and maybe make some more.

I absolutely love it.

This must have been one of the last hit-and-miss motors

they made, right?

Pretty close.

CHUMLEE: What the hell is a hit-and-miss?

Hit-and-misses were basically like the first gasoline motors.

And they were massively reliable and actually

pretty fuel efficient.

In the early 1900s, probably half the farms in this country

had a hit-and-miss engine.

But this thing did not roll off the assembly line

with an ice cream maker on it.

This guy came up with the idea himself.

So have you actually made ice cream with it?

I've made ice cream with it.

You know what they call ice cream when

they make you with goat milk? - What?

Ice cream.

[laughs] So what do you want to do with it?

STEVE: Looking to sell it.

RICK: How much you want?

$3,500.

RICK: Ooh.

What's your best price, though?

Best price is $2,500.

Have all your friends over.

You'll be the hit of the party.

Yeah, one of my friends' kids will

stick their arm in that thing, and I'll get sued,

and I'll be poor.

[laughs] I'll give you $1,800 for it.

Can't do that.

Got to come up a little bit.

$2,500.

It's just a really limited market, OK?

And 99% of the people in this country

that look at that thing, they have

no idea what the hell it is.

STEVE: [laughs] The motor's worth $2,000.

RICK: I mean, it is--

That's got-- that's got to be my bottom dollar is $2,000.

All right. I'll do $2,000.

- There we go. - You know what?

He wants to nerd out on this.

I'll write you up.

[interposing voices] - No.

Well, yeah, I'm going to nerd out a little.

You're not going to nerd out on this?

A little bit.

I think they would have paid a little bit more

if they got to taste some ice cream.

But I settled for $2,000 so I feel pretty good.

What's up, Rick?

What are you doing?

I'm not doing anything.

RICK: Why are you pulling my machine into the warehouse?

It was in the way.

I was just moving it.

Go put it back.

No, I'm gonna test it out. I got--

No, Chumlee.

It's expensive. It's dangerous.

Don't mess with it.

All right, fine, Rick.

If you have to know, I thought it would be nice to make

everyone ice cream.

RICK: You know how to make ice cream?

Yep.

I was going to keep it a secret, make it a surprise.

But you're hounding me like a freakin' Sherlock Holmes.

RICK: That's really nice of you.

Here.

Here.

Go buy enough for everybody in the shop.

Sweet.

Don't screw up my machine.

Don't poison anybody, OK?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I keep the change?

I'm good at a lot of things.

I'm making ice cream.

This is definitely up there on the list.

Let's do this, Chum.

In fact, I could probably make a pretty nice

living as an ice cream man.

That's good. - Mm.

RICK: Is that Chum's ice cream? - Yeah.

Is it any good?

It's worth every penny of it, son.

It's good.

You paid for that?

Yeah, I paid him $2 for it.

He's out in the parking lot selling it now.

What do you mean he's selling it?

Did I stutter?

At this point in my life, I should realize

that what Chum says he's going to do

something nice for everybody, he means himself.

Now I'm going to do something really nice for Chum.

I'm going to teach him a lesson and shut him down.

CHUMLEE: Next.

It's going to be $2.

Thank you.

Did you pay me?

Yes, I paid you.

Put your money back in your pocket.

Put your money back in your pocket.

$2.

RICK: What the hell is this?

This little business is over. MAN: Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait.

You told me I was going--

I told you I was going to make it for the employees.

Please, don't shut it down.

I've been in line for 20 minutes.

There's kids back there, bro.

RICK: No, no, we're not shutting it down.

Everyone in line here gets free ice cream,

and you're going to sit out here until it's all gone.

All right, sorry, everybody.

We just ran out of ice cream.

Plenty of ice cream here, guys.

Next. RICK: Keep the money.

CHUMLEE: $2.

Ow!

Want some sprinkles?

That's an extra dollar.

RICK: Chumlee!