A lot of people out there are concerned about the Corona virus.

Some people are even starting to panic.

Well, that's why I'm here.

I emanate calm and reason.

And people in these situations tend to look to me for the answers.

There's a lot of simple ways that if you work in an office, you can get around spreading the Corona virus or contracting it here to help me.

Now is a good friend of the show.

Been working?

Come on in, David.

All right, David Hopping.

You've been working here about, I think, about a month now, Right?

Three years I'm gonna show now.

Use you to help demonstrate many ways that one can avoid using handshakes.

For example.

Go to shake my hand.

No, I don't want to shake your hand.

You might have the Corona virus.

You understand?

Okay.

Now say I'm pretty sure I don't I'm pretty sure.

How do you know you don't?

How do you even know?

All right, I have another idea.

These are called grabbers.

Hello.

Good to see you.

Good to see you too.

You like a Kleenex?

Okay.

Did you make some pecans?

No, thanks.

There you go.

No, thank you.

Blended almond milk.

Almond breeze wants a moment breeze A lot of almond stuff.

Do you want some home and breeze?

Do you want some help?

Breathe.

I get a Thank you.

Thank you.

I emanate calm and reason.

Ah, look.

My trusty assistant, Sodom obsessing.

How are you so stressed right now?

Would you like a massage?

Isn't that nice?

There is.

We can also fix your hair style.

You very nicely.

Okay, look, you got a telephone call here.

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

I do love America.

My God, Show yourself.

Hey, don't touch yourself.

Salute yourself.

Using that.

Here you go.

Unfortunately, surgical masks are in short supply right now, but I've got a talk show.

So we have a costume department, and I found all these old rubber masks.

Hey, Erin, would you mind putting this on?

Sure.

Okay.

Aaron has been with us For what?

About about a year, Right?

Eight years?

Eight years.

Okay.

Just wear that until the Corona virus is gone.

All right?

You are now Mike Myers.

Why don't you put this on?

Okay.

There you go.

Fantastic.

How does it smell?

in there?

No.

Great.

Not great, right?

The mask has not been cleaned, and it's very, very dirty.

Kramer, congratulations.

You get to be top show host Conan O'Brien.

Yes.

Just put that on.

And where?

That until the Corona virus is gone.

Man, are you going to get laid?

Well, there you have it on entire staff.

Look this way, everybody.

Did you take your mask off?

What you're put your mask on.

Why don't you take your mask off?

Who wasn't on the phone call?

Shoo in accounting.

Wait.

Your life is Laurie This'll my associate producer of Kelly.

Are you worried about this corner virus?

No.

Not too worried about it, right?

I don't think it's gonna kill people my age.

Think it's Do you wash your hands a lot?

Everyone says you have to wash your hands.

Yes.

Okay.

You gotta wash your hands.

And what they say is you have to sing the song.

Happy birthday Twice.

Have you heard that?

Yeah, I've heard that.

Yeah, but it's a boring song, right?

Yeah.

That's why I wrote a song that's informational.

That you can sing.

Wow, You're washing your hands And it's a song I own, so I'll make the money.

Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah.

Fall while holding a sword, you can crack your skull on a diving board.

You can drown in the tub or lake or a swimming pool.

You can eat a poison birthday cake.

You can die from the venom of a common snake choked.

Gone a carrot in the cafeteria.

Be stupid.

Why?

Because there are so many things that can kill you besides Corona.

So you hear things that can kill you, Manny.

All things that can you raise that cool.

You really think it's cool?

And of course, our most germ infested area here at work is the office of Jordan Slansky thing.

I don't think you understand the way viral transmission works.

I've educated myself on viruses and viral transmits.

You've done no such thing.

You're full of shit.

I take probiotic supplements.

I built up my intestinal floor.

I take mineral supplements as appropriate.

I eat a balanced Good for you that you won't mind if I let your face right now.

What do you think of that?

I think it's out of place.

Socially speaking, but catching a virus and succumbing to the virus.

I'm tastes like bad cologne.

You were the greatest danger to everybody on this staff.

I don't agree with any of those things.

It is not for you to agree or disagree.

I have passed judgment.

I am judge, jury and executioner.

But I like it.

Not interested.

Jordan's any last thing you'd like to say before you are put in total seclusion in a prop warehouse.

Only that I hope you leave me an airboat saying always an air hole for an asshole.

So you'll be fine.

Congratulations.

Walk.

No.

Before that, you'd be carried out like a champ.

You are Be safe and sing the Conan and Washington sipping fall while holding a sword.

You can crack your skull on time Way!

Help!

No one!