Hey, Reese.

Hey.

Good to see you.

You know, this whole sickness thing

is a good excuse to boop butts.

Yeah.

Well, I think we just invented that.

Nobody's doing that.

Nobody did that.

But now, that's a good way.

It started here.

Yeah.

We started it.

We'll call it the Rellen.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

OK.

Or the Eese.

Eese is hard to say.

Yeah.

Rellen.

Rellen.

It's better, actually, to touch butts.

Because you're further away from each other's, you know,

orifices.

[LAUGHTER]

Hmm.

Yeah.

No?

Is it better?

OK.

Yeah.

Why are you not?

Do I need to draw it?

[INAUDIBLE]

Yeah.

I'm not saying to do it naked.

I'm saying--

[LAUGHTER]

--nobody is pulling their pants down and rubbing butts.

Not at The Ellen Show, anyway.

Not in daytime.

[LAUGHTER]

So we saw each other at the Golden Globes.

We did.

And you were at the table kind of right next to us.

Yes.

I didn't know this.

Because I was backstage doing press for a long, long time.

You were.

Turns out, you were borrowing a lot of our beverages.

Well, you know, guys, I didn't know it was like a BYOB thing.

Well, no.

Well, Beyoncé and Jay-Z were at our table.

And they bring their own champagne.

Champagne.

How did you end up getting their champagne?

Well, I just noticed that they were having champagne.

And we had run out of water at our table.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, no, you ran out of water.

I was thirsty, and so was Aniston,

who was sitting next to me.

And I was like, well, Jay-Z seemed

to have a giant bottle of champagne.

And I was like, (FRENCH ACCENT) excuse me, Jay-Z.

[LAUGHTER]

What's his name?

(FRENCH ACCENT) Excuse me, Jay-Z.

[LAUGHTER]

That's how they say it in--

Do you speak French all of a sudden?

It's-- a little bit of French, yes.

(FRENCH ACCENT) Jay-Z.

(FRENCH ACCENT) Jay-Z. Pardon.

Can I have some champagne?

And he was like, yeah, do you want some champagne?

I was like, yes, I do.

Because clearly, he brings the good stuff.

Well, it's his own.

It's their own.

They have their own champagne.

I came to find this out.

And then afterwards, he sent me a whole case of it.

Yes.

He sent me a case, also.

Don't act like you're the special one.

[LAUGHTER]

We all got cases.

We did?

I think so.

Well, we got a case.

And then I found out you got a case.

[FLUBBERS LIPS]

And then Beyoncé sent me clothes.

And she sent you clothes.

No, no, no.

She sent me clothes.

OK.

And then I was like, I think Ellen might like these.

And then she sent them to you.

Because--

[LAUGHTER]

--Beyoncé and I are really good friends.

I mean, really, really, really, good friends.

Here we go.

And, I mean, in fact, you might say best friends.

Really?

Some might say that.

I think you would say that.

[LAUGHTER]

I mean, I've known her a really long time.

And I was like, you know what you, guys?

You got to be nice to Ellen.

Because she's really important in our business.

And you should probably send her some champagne.

Because she won a big award at the Golden Globes.

So that was like me just sort of reaching out to make sure

that you didn't feel left out.

Thank you so much for doing that.

Do you text with Beyoncé often?

All of the time.

When's the last time?

But I just have a little bee emoji in my phone.

Because I don't want people to know--

[LAUGHTER]

--who I'm texting.

When's the last time you talked to her?

You know, at the Oscar party.

[LAUGHTER]

You haven't texted her since?

I haven't texted her.

But, you know, we DM each other on the Insta.

Oh, OK.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

Because she follows me.

What's happening with your hair?

What's going on there?

Nothing.

All right.

I want to talk about this.

Because I know how frightening when someone says,

hey, this is a good idea.

This will be a good picture.

Oh, yeah.

So this snake, which is a Boa constrictor--

Oh, my God, y'all, that's a real snake.

So why was that a good idea?

It wasn't my idea.

But you went along with it.

Well, I just showed up.

And then they put the dress on me.

And I was like, this is cute.

And then they pulled out a snake.

And they were like, this would be really cute

if you had this snake on you.

And how did you feel with that snake on you?

I mean, you look relaxed.

But how did you feel?

I wasn't relaxed.

Yeah.

I screamed really, really, really loud.

Had you held a snake before?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah, yeah, I've held a snake before.

You would know.

You don't have to think about if you've held a snake before.

Yo, you know what I had?

You know where I held a snake?

Where?

This is crazy.

The first time I was ever on SNL--

do you remember Britney Spears and she

had the snake on the MTV Awards-- well,

they made me play Britney Spears.

And they put a real snake on me on SNL.

Oh, wow.

But then it never made air.

Because it was the dress rehearsal.

Yeah, it was dress rehearsal.

And it just didn't make it in.

Yeah.

I have to show you.

This happened on the show.

We had a guy bring a--

Ooh.

--bring a snake on.

Oh, you did?

And I'm usually not that scared of snakes or anything.

But this is what happened.

OK.

This is an anaconda.

[INAUDIBLE] He's coming this way.

Don't let go.

I don't want it.

[INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, he weighs--

[LAUGHTER]

Oh.

[CHEERING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[CHEERING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHTER]

[INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHTER]

I don't [INAUDIBLE].

Oh, my God.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, is right.

Were you freaking out?

Yes, I was freaking out!

Did that hurt?

No, no, it didn't hurt.

It just was uncomfortable and awkward.

Yeah.

That was Jeff Corwin season 4.

And it was a large snake, right?

And by the way, has that snake ever been invited back?

No, no.

I haven't had any animals ever since then.

[LAUGHTER]

They ruined it for all animals.

All right.

We're going to take a break.

And we're going to talk about your new show and things

like that.

We'll be back.

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[BLEEP]

God!

[BLEEP]