And today, I'm going to be teaching you how to sing like some of your favorite artists.

今天我將教你怎麼模仿你最愛的歌手。

As much as you think you can't sing, or as much as you know you can, YOU CAN'T YET.

你可能認為自己很不會唱歌，或很會唱。告訴你，你還不會。

But by the time you finish this video, with enough work and effort, one day, you might be able to sound like...THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

但看完這部影片，加上一定的努力，你就可以唱得像…這樣。

Not one lesson.

完全不用上課。

[How to sing like your favorite artist]

[如何唱出歌手好歌聲]

The first artist you're gonna learn how to sound like...

第一個要學的歌手就是…

[2 Chainz]

[雙鏈大師]

Think of every tough guy you ever met with a big ass chain, now double that.

想像你看過最 man 、穿戴鐵鍊的男人，再比他 man 兩倍。

That's how tough you gotta be when you rap like 2 Chainz.

想唱得像雙鏈大師，就是要這麼猛。

And once you've got that down, all you have to do is rap about things that are blatantly obvious.

準備好後，你要做的就是講一堆廢話。

She got a big booty so I call her "Big Booty."

她有個大屁股所以我叫她「大屁股」

Or a line like this...

或是這種歌詞…

I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere.

我在廚房裡，到處都是蕃薯。

Or...

或是…

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho.

我生日的唯一願望，就是來個大屁股。

Yes, those are actual lyrics from his song "Birthday Song."

沒錯，這真的是他那首生日歌的歌詞。

But really, once you've perfected your 2 Chainz, you can do it with anything.

只要把握這些技巧，你可以用「雙鏈大師腔」唱任何饒舌歌。

I like this lamp yo, that's why I purchased this lamp.

我喜歡這盞燈，所以我就買了它。

I'm in the kitchen... Not anymore.

我在廚房...現在不在了。

All I want for my birthday, is a big booty ho(le).

我生日唯一願望，就是有個大屁*

Oh! Gotta poop, gotta poop right now.

噢！不行，我要去大便了。

[Justin Timberlake]

[賈斯汀]

JT likes to sing high, so the technique here is simple.

JT 最喜歡唱高音，所以技巧很簡單。

You just have to grab your nuts hard. Hard as the can.

你只要用力抓著你的蛋蛋，像開罐頭一樣用力。

I can't wait till I get you on the floor, good lookin'

我等不及看妳躺在地上的美姿。

Oww! Ahhh!

喔！啊！

[Nicki Minaj]

[妮琪・米娜]

Sounding like Nicki Minaj is simple.

想聽起來像她其實很簡單。

All you have to do is rap while you're slowly leaning back on an exercise ball.

只要想像坐在一顆瑜伽球上，一直往後倒。

I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy, I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly.

不好意思，你真的好帥，天啊，你真的帥翻。

I mean you're so shy and I'm loving your tie, you're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh!

你害羞打領帶的樣子好可愛，你比眼神閃爍的男生更滑腔滑調。

[Beyoncé]

[碧昂絲]

So you wanna sound like Beyoncé...

想學碧昂絲唱歌…

You probably can't. That's a natural God-given talent.

大概沒辦法，那是天賦。

[Justin Bieber]

[小賈斯丁]

Just try to sound overly sexy, almost to the point where it sounds like you're gonna cry, but you don't.

用最性感的聲音，唱得像是快哭，但哭不出來一樣。

As long as you love me.

只要你愛我。

[One Direction]

[一世代]

Just pretend you're a good-looking British singer and duplicate yourself.

假裝你是個很帥的英國歌手，然後複製自己。

Everyone else but you two!

除了你們以外...

Let's see, I'm probably gonna need about 1, 2, 3...

讓我看看，我可能還需要一、二、三…

four more people for this part so... Kageboushi no jutsu!

還需要四個人唱這部分，所以...（火影忍者影分身之術）

You guys ready? Ready? 5, 6, 7, 8

準備好了嗎？ 5, 6, 7, 8...

Remember that when you are feeling sad...

如果你覺得很傷心…

[Drake]

[德瑞克]

Just sound really lazy, like you don't even feel like rapping today.

要聽起來很慵懶，好像你今天根本就不想饒舌一樣。

Started from the bottom now we're here.

我們從無到有，看看我現在。

Lazier, much lazier than that.

懶一點，再懶一點。

Started from the bottom now we're here.

我們從無到有，看看我現在。

Lazier!

再懶一點！

Started from the bottom now we're...

我們從無到有，看看我…

Look your alarm clock just woke you up at 6:00 am and now you have to go to school.

想像鬧鐘在早上六點響起，你現在要去上學。

Started from the bottom now the whole team here.

我們從無到有，看看我現在的成就。

[Lil' Wayne]

[小韋恩]

Now take what you do with Drake, and go even lazier.

把剛剛在德瑞克那邊學的拿來用，然後再慵懶一點。

Kinda like you're on drugs and struggling to speak.

像嗑藥後說不好話一樣。

Could never figure out our love.

不懂我們的愛。

Our love.

我們的愛。

[Snoop Dogg]

[史努比狗狗]

Pretend like you're rapping at 3:00 am in the morning with your mom sleeping in the same room, and she already woke up to scold you once.

假裝你半夜三點在唱饒舌，可是你媽在同一個房間睡覺，而且她剛剛已經起來罵你一次了。

When the pimps in the crib ma drop it like it's...

當女人都圍上來…

Will you shut up?

閉嘴好不好？

[T-Pain]

[T-PAIN]

To sound like T-pain... I'm already doing it.

要學 T-PAIN 唱歌…其實我已經在模仿了。

Initiate autotune.

自動混音。

To sound like T-pain... I'm already doing it.

要學 T-PAIN 唱歌…其實我已經在模仿了。

Yeah. That's it.

就是這樣。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's ****.

耶，耶，就是這樣。

[Lil' Jon]

[小約翰]

-It's kind of like you're hard of hearing. -WHAT!? -I said its kind of like you're hard of hearing.

-就像你重聽一樣。 -什麼？！ -我說，就像你重聽一樣。

-WHAT!? -I said it's kind of like you're hard of hearing. -OKAY.

-什麼？ -我說，就像你重聽一樣！ -哦好！

[Every emo song]

[失戀情歌]

You're sad because you just lost the love of your life, and you're trying to get over them by pushing them out,

你很傷心，因為剛失去了摯愛，你想忘記一切。

but you can't because you're just constipated with love.

但沒辦法，因為你的感情像屎一樣卡在那邊不出來。

Where are you? And I'm so sorry.

你在哪裡？真的對不起。

[Every country song]

[鄉村音樂]

Think of the sound you would make when imitating a shot clock buzzer at a basketball game.

想像你在模仿籃球比賽的壓哨聲

Now make the sound of your voice cracking when you're going through puberty.

然後像青春期那樣破音的唱。

I'm going through puberty.

我正值青春期。

Put those two together and you got country.

兩個加起來就是鄉村音樂。

I will never say never.

永不說不。

[Every raggae song]

[雷鬼音樂]

Do you remember the Stitch voice from Lilo and Stitch?

還記得星際寶貝史迪奇的聲音嗎？

Ohana means family.

喔哈娜就是家人。

Good, now do that with a deeper voice while bobbing your head.

現在邊點頭邊用這個聲音唱，但再低沉一點。

Ohana means family.

喔哈娜就是家人。

And if you want to get fancy, you can add in those random unnecessary shouting sounds that they do at the beginning of the song right before the chorus.

如果還想更厲害一點，可以加上那些莫名其妙、完全不必要的鬼吼鬼叫，加在副歌前。

All you have to do is hit random things on your keyboard and shout it out loud.

隨便敲打鍵盤並大聲唱出來。

#%%$$@**&... check, check, boh, boh

#%%$$@**&…

[Every song that is difficult to understand]

[聽不懂的歌]

Whether it's in a different language, or just sounds like it is, there are still ways you can sound like your favourite artist.

不管是不同語言，還是純粹聽不懂，你還是可以裝得像你會唱一樣。

If you don't know the song, just keep quiet until the part that you do know comes up.

你如果不知道歌詞，就只唱你會的地方。

Or you can just sing the parts that you do know and mumble the rest.

或是唱你會的，其他地方亂哼。

Just gimme the light...

給我一點光…

Girl you looking nice...

女孩你超正…

Plus you gimme...

加上你還給我…

And if those two tips don't work, just make up the words.

如果這兩個技巧都行不通，就隨便亂掰歌詞。

As long as it relates to the song title, people will probably think you know it.

只要聽起來跟歌名有關係就好。

Kinda like I used to sing the song Lights by Ellie Goulding.

就像我唱 Ellie Goulding 的 Lights 那樣。

You turn the lights off, then you turn them back on. Shinning like it's a light.

你把燈關掉，然後再打開，亮得跟燈一樣。

Actually, those lyrics could make a really good 2 Chainz song.

話說回來，這個歌詞很適合 2 Chainz 的歌。

You turn the lights off, then you turn them back on.

你把燈關上，又把燈打開。

Last but not least, and probably the most difficult to understand and imitate.

最後，也是最難模仿的。

[Skrillex]

[DJ 史奇雷克斯]

In order to sound like Skrillex, you need to do everything you just learned in this video and put it all together in one.

想聽起來像 DJ 史奇雷克斯，必須把剛剛學的都混再一起。

Initiate autotune.

自動混音。