Andit's a bannerdayandInternethistoryasweopenupSeasoneightwithGordonRamsayisoneoftheworld's mostdecoratedandsuccessfulchefs, withanempirethatincludesmorethan a dozenrestaurants, countlessbestsellingcookbooksandsevenhitTVshows, includingMasterChefJr.
Andthenwhenyou're a chefwho's famous, andasthislargeempirethatgoesacrossseveralcontinents, youendupbeing a targetforthetypeofyelperortripadvisorcommenter.
That's likethisplaceis a totalripoff.
I couldhavemadeitfor $3.
Canyouexplain, inlayman's terms, thebasicmathbehindhow a $25 cheeseburgermightendupon a menu.
I'veseenchefswithfreakinggoldleafontheburgertoget $200 mark, whichis a bitstupid.
Basedonthatlunch, hementionedturningoneofthoseleadersillbasedon a fuckingbadoysteror a shitchickenwingwaydidn't servechickenwingsThat, bytheway, didthemostamazingpanroastedseabasswith a computermonitorand a beautifulshellfishvinaigretteon.
So I'm stilllookingforthatVikingthatstolethatfuckingamazinglookforbreadbastards.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, that's moving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, it's just a littlebit.
It's nottime.
Notgood.
Thatone, isit?
It's a toughone.
Yes, thatone.
Also.
It's justsowhenpeoplehavereachedtheirpeakin a profession, whetherit's a wholebigBrian, I thinkthat's, uh I feellikethatburning a newringonmyfuckingass.
Let's hopeissomebodywith a footinbothworldswhosemoreinsufferableTVcriticsofrestaurantcriticsbothcutfromthesameclothgobothstanding, staringatyouwishtheycouldbeyou.
Sofuckingtakeonthechin.
Twopeasinthesamepart.
Well, youknow, itseemslikeonpaperatleastthatyouwouldenjoythelinguisticflareof a goodtakedown.
So I'm curious.
I wanttohityouwith a fewinfamouslysavagerestaurantreviews.
And I'm justcurioushowyou'reherefromaninsultlevelbeforeyougothere.
I rememberonceThean x standardyearsago, when I firstopenedonthisamazingfoodcriticdescribedoneofmydishesescortedShit, You'relookingliketoxicscumin a stagnantpool.
EpisodeeightSeasoneightEpisodeoneAlmostinthebooksAndjustonemorechallengetogobeyondmeYouknow, you'resuch a greatteacher, such a drillsergeantinthekitchenandyoujustsitbackandrelax.
Becauseonthisonthiswing, would I wanttodoismakeyouperfect.