someonesaidtome, HowcouldyouplayCheneyWhen I saidThere's a littlebitofCheneyinallofusandthereisandwasandwillalwaysbe.
I'm RichardDreyfussandthisismycareertimeline, andit's alltruebecause I havenosecrets.
Okay, I'm nineyearsoldandwe'vejustmovedfromNewYorkandlifeMotherisinthekitchenand I saytoher, I wanttobeanactorandshesaid, Don't justtalkaboutitAnd I gotupandwentdowntothelocalJewishCommunityCenterandauditionfor a part.
Andalthough I didn't getthepart I wanted, I didgetgassedinthatshow, Really, Without a breakofanykind, I proceededtoworkasanactorattheJewishCommunityCenterformaybe 20 years.
I wasdoing a TVshowand I wasworkingwithRichardsomethingorother.
Asweweredoingthescene.
Hefuckedupthelineand I wentgotintothesilencethatwascreatedfromthatfolkcutPetertoexpiry.
Leeshowswriterdirector, walkedovertome.
Hesaid, Youdon't I dothat.
Bythetimehegottotheendofthatsentence, I wasaboutthat.
But I neverdidthatagain.
Sheisn't here.
Shesaidthatshe'd behereifweneededher.
No, she's nothere.
Theactorsoath.
Youknowwhattheactorsopen.
Doyouknowhowtowriteovers?
Areyoukiddingme?
I wasraisedon a ranchoutsideofVegas.
No, I don't speakItalian.
Andno, I don't knowhowtoflip a ropeinthosemeetings.
Hedon't tellthetruth.
Thenonthedaythatweshotalloftheranchstuff, I wentuptotheheadWranglerand I saidSo, um, haveyouyet?
Hesaid, Thisishard.
Thisisreallyhard.
I knew I wasdoing.
Andsoyouputthetwokidson a buckboardnexttomeThemomentthewordactionwasuttered, itwasfollowedhastilybycutKatKatbecausetheyknew I didn't knowwhatthehell I wasdoing.
And I wasoutofcontrol.
She's allright.
She's upsetandshescreamed.
Butit's okaynow.
Shallwegetthecops?
What?
I'llgetthecopsHey, wait a minute.
Firstofall, everyyoungactorinAmericawantedtheroleandthegradualmyauditionbecauseall I wantedwastogettoMikeNichols.
And I couldjustsensemyselfreactingtothenameDustinHoffman.
And I knewitwaslikeimmortalitywentrightupthebackofmyneck.
Andthenhedidthegreatestthingintheworld.
MikeNichols, whoisknownas a greatgentleman, proveditbecauseheofferedeveryactorwhoeverauditionedforthatpart.
Anotherpartinthemovie.
Andthat's whereshall I callthecops?
I'llcallthecops, right, boys?
Youcanallgobacktoyourroomsnow.
Well, take a bodystep, Daddy.
Myfirstfilmrolewasin a filmcalledTheYoungRunawaysanddirectedby a mannamedDreyfuss.
I hadtobeoutfittedandinhisbestsuit, thecostumerdid 1/2 houronshortafter, youknoweverybodyareoureffort.
Halfhourofthis.
I said, Excuseme.
Areyoutryingtotellmethat I'm short?
And I couldn't waittogetbacktotellmybestfriendsaboutthiscrazycostumer?
And I did.
I wenttoRobReiner, CarlBarackandAlbertBrooksand I went I havethefunnieststorytotell.
Atthatmoment, I realizedforthefirsttimethat I wasshort.
I didn't knowhowtohandlethis.
I stilldon't.
I'm intherapyforwrong.
Butwe, uh, we'vemadefriendswith I cansincerelytellyouthat I trieddesperatelytogetoutofthatonebecause I haddone a filminCanadacalledTheApprenticeshipofDuddyKravitz.
I turnedStevendown.
HesaidWhy?
I said, becausethisisgonnabe a bitchtoshoot, and I'm reallylazy.
Andthen I sawdutyKravitzforthefirsttime, and I saidtomyself, IfsomehowthisfilmissoldintheUnitedStates, I willneverworkagain.
I hadtogetthatbehindme.
Andso I justdidwhateverynormalhumanwoulddo.
I begforthepartonmyknees, andthenStephengaveittomeandStevensaidwehad a deal.
Breakanotheractoroutofthefilm.
I feltlikeshit, I I gottheroleandactiveaswellas I could, andthatmademeofsomething.
I wasn't a star, but I wasn't not a star.
I knewthatStephenwasknownAtthattimeasTheaUncrownedPrinceofHollywood, I wrote a pieceforoneofhistributesthatsaid, Thereis a manwhois a filmdirectorinHollywoodand I spent a summerwithhim.
I watched a youngdirectortobeturnedfrom a boyinto a man.
Duringtheshootingofthat, I watchedthisguy, a crewauthorityand a crewconfidence, anditwasamazing.