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  • Despite being huge and having the ability to open canned goods, humans are frail in both body and mind and we must care for them.

    雖然人類如此高大,而且還會開罐頭,但他們的身心靈都很脆弱,所以我們必須好好照顧他們。

  • Perhaps from ennui, or malaise, humans often stare at random, inanimate objects for hours at a time.

    可能是因為無聊或是心神不寧,人類經常每次都花好幾個小時凝視著任意且無生命的物品。

  • Your duty is to break this spell, to remind them that there is life out there to live.

    你的任務就是打破這個魔咒,提醒他們生活不只是如此。

  • Perhaps the worst offender of these objects is the "light box".

    最大的敵人可能就是那些「會發光的盒子」了。

  • You must remind them that boxes don't need light.

    你一定要提醒他們,盒子根本就不需要光。

  • You just need the light of your imagination.

    你只需要想像力的光。

  • See what I did there?

    看到我在這裡做什麼了嗎?

  • Look! I'm an astronaut now.

    看!我現在是太空人了。

  • And now I'm a rocket ship and the box is the astronaut.

    現在我變成了火箭,而盒子變成了太空人。

  • I just blew your mind.

    我讓你大吃一驚了吧!

  • They insist on using water bowls that are too narrow for their heads, which means they cannot drink in the civilized fashion with your face and your tongue.

    人類堅持使用塞不進頭的瘦長水杯,這樣一來,他們就不能用臉和舌頭,也就是文明的方式,喝水了。

  • Speaking of tongues, humans don't seem to use theirs for anything.

    說到舌頭,人類好像不太會使用舌頭做事。

  • You must lick them every morning and remind them that a tongue is a terrible thing to waste.

    你必須每天早上舔醒他們,提醒他們,不使用舌頭是巨大的損失。

  • I have no clue how they keep clean.

    我不知道他們要如何保持個人衛生。

  • Besides that cute little tuft on their heads, humans are, for the most part, sadly hairless.

    人類除了頭上那一小撮頭髮,大部分的身體都沒有毛。

  • During the day, they cover themselves with little body blankets.

    在白天,他們只能用單薄的衣服包住自己。

  • You must donate your fur to these articles whenever possible.

    所以,你一定要隨時準備貢獻你的毛髮。

  • Each night, you must curl up on their faces or they will freeze to death.

    你必須每晚都蜷臥在他們臉上,否則他們會凍死。

  • For all of this, we only ask the occasional help opening cans and a clean place to do our "kitty business".

    對於所做的一切,我們只要求他們偶爾幫忙開罐頭,以及一個乾淨的地方來解決我們的「要事」。

  • But even here they need help, too.

    就算這樣,他們還是有很多需要幫助的地方。

  • They're constantly bringing in these giant bags they can barely carry.

    他們會時不時地拎來一些他們提不動的大袋子。

  • Remind them there is an alternative: All the strength. Half the weight.

    提醒他們有一項選擇:用上所有的力氣,或是把重量減半。

  • Clever human.

    聰明的人類。

Despite being huge and having the ability to open canned goods, humans are frail in both body and mind and we must care for them.

雖然人類如此高大,而且還會開罐頭,但他們的身心靈都很脆弱,所以我們必須好好照顧他們。

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