字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Hey guys. Welcome to Jun's Kitchen channel! 大家好 歡迎來到Jun's Kitchen頻道！ WOOHOO 嗚呼 Just kidding. 開玩笑的 So our supporters on Patreon can pick a challenge for us to do 這個影片是Patreon上 支持我們的粉絲票選的 and this time we're going to do a prank video. 就是整人影片 And I've never done a prank in my life so I don't know how it's going to be. 我其實從來沒有整過人 不知道會不會成功 But let's see how it goes! 現在來看我表現如何！ And what I'm thinking of doing is... 所以我的想法是… make something that looks like his crap 把貓砂弄得亂七八糟 and make a mess 再把假的貓大便 around her computer. 放在她的電腦旁 This is brand new, Rachel's computer that she just got. 這是Rachel新買的電腦 And put it... like maybe on it or something. 我想把假的貓大便放在上面…之類的 This is called karinto. 這叫花林糖 It's a Japanese deep-fried snack. 日本的油炸零嘴 It's coated with black sugar and it's pretty sweet and it's good. 裹著黑糖糖衣 甜甜的很好吃 It already kinda looks like one... 就長得很像那個… Yeah? Yeah? 對吧？對吧？ Let's do this. 開始囉 Black sesame paste 黑糖醬 Looking great 看起來不錯 All right. 來吧 [Jun chuckling to himself] 我的天 [Jun laughing] 再把一點抹在地上 [More giggling] 唉呀 等等我還得清理這些巧克力 Oh my god... 不過很值得 [More chuckling] 把他的貓砂 Eughh 弄得髒兮兮 Oh yeah 再來一點 Now I'm going to put some more on the floor... 哎呀 等等一定很難清理 [Jun laughing] 好囉 Oh man, I'm going to have to clean this chocolate later... 這是真的貓便便 But I think it's worth it. 為了真實一點 Make his litter... 要讓房間也聞起來像便便 look kinda brown and poopy. 不用打開 One more. 這就已經很臭了 Here 我的天 Aww, this'll be so annoying to clean later. 天啊聞起來好糟 All right. 最後把空氣清淨機關掉 Okay, so, this is his real thing. 辛苦了，お疲れ And just to make it extra realistic 請你休息一下 I'm gonna make this room smell like "it". 真的好臭哇 It already smells bad. 好囉 I don't even need to open these. 我調好Rachel的鬧鐘 她大約十分鐘後會起床 [Jun gagging] 等著瞧 Oh god... Rachel起床了 Oh god it smells horrible 我的老天 And lastly, I'm gonna turn off the air purifier. 怎麼啦？ Good job. Otsukare. －消音－ Please rest. 到處都是－消音－ Damn it's so smelly. 哇喔，真的嗎？ 我很抱歉 All right. 還沾到我的電腦！ I set Rachel's alarm so she should be awake in about ten minutes. 哇喔，真的很抱歉 Let's see! 愚人節快樂！ [beepbeep] 你被整了！ [beepbeep] 可以吃 [beepbeep] 我才不要，你自己吃 Now Rachel's awake. 吃看看 Oh my god. 真的可以吃 What happened? 噁心 F%^$# 那是你手工做的嗎？ [Jun giggling] 對啊，我做的 There's [email protected]#% everywhere. Rachel你覺得看起來如何？ Oh, really? I'm sorry. 看起來像屎 It's on my computer! 怎麼那麼臭 Oh, I'm so sorry. 我把裝大便的袋子打開了 Today's April Fools!! Hahaha! 你一定要這樣嗎？！ You're tricked! 好噁！ [Jun laughing] 有點需要嘛 You can eat it! :D 天啊，Jun No, I don't wanna eat it. You can eat it! 但是 Go ahead!! :'D :'D 你也太用心了 You can eat it :D 我坐下之後才聞到 That's gross. 但我每天早上起來都會聞到 因為Haku便便就在裡面啊 Did you make it? 耶寶貝！ Yeah, I made it. 成功啦！ How does it look like to you, Rachel? 都是你的便便的功勞！ It looks like poop. 那真的很噁 Why does it smell so bad? 耶夥伴！ I opened the bag to make this room smell bad. Aw Jesus! 耶～ Did you have to?! 擊掌！ Gross! 你也太開心吧 I kinda have to. 如果你們想看 我做大便之外的菜 Oh god, Jun. 可以去我另一個頻道 Jun's Kitchen Well, but- 那是我的烹飪頻道 That's too much dedication! 我把連結放這裡 I didn't even smell it until I sat down. 史上最爛的廣告 But every morning I wake up it smells like this because Haku's poop is there. 掰！ Yay baby!! 下次見！ It worked! 謝啦 Your poop! It's all thanks to your poop! 謝謝你 That was gross. 放在你的貓砂箱 Yay buddy! yay~ High five! You're too happy. So, if you want to see me cook something other than crap please come see my Jun's Kitchen channel. I have a cooking channel. I'll put it here. WORST ADVERTISEMENT EVER Bye! See you later! Thanks. Thank you. I'll put it in your litter.