I'm trying to teach me algebra, but he keeps calling me a fuck face loser.

I'm Kellen Ramaker.

My job at Conan is to raise Andy Richter from a baby to an adult man every day.

Every morning at 9 a.m. Sharp baby Andy Richards left at the cone in Studio Door.

Gosh, baby, that's you in a few hours.

My first task are two feet and burp him.

It's the only time I get a chance to catch up on e mails.

Because by 10 a.m. He's already five years old and he is a handful, huh?

Andy, remember what we learned about sharing?

So we have America Ferrera on the show Me, Oh, jamming a lifetime of knowledge into the seven hours that I have before Show time can be tough.

It's hardest around midday when Andy is a teenager.

Dude, this stuff blow No, this handy.

Here's the scoop for tonight.

Sketch.

I need you to sign off.

Fuck.

Fuck!

This has the f word in it.

For Christ sake.

Vivia 14 Got a show to do that when he's 18 minutes, Mr.

R.

I made a poopy in my pants.

Goddammit, Andy, Sometimes to make a life lesson sink in, I have to be firm with Andy, Andy And you remember what we learned about sharing?

No, Give me.

She got You know, maybe these burnouts can waste away their lives.

We've got to be on TV and age 30 years and four hours.

You're grounded until 2 p.m. Something's amiss.

My rehearsal in my entire 20.

I don't care you want, but in the end, it's all worth it.

When the show tapes are 4 30 Andy has grown up to be the middle aged man with devilish wit We all know in love.

What do you got, my dick?

I'm going to do a show now.

Guys are hate.

Just remember what I taught you.

You're gonna be great.

OK, thanks.

Listen, I'm sorry that I yelled at you earlier because you wouldn't let me sleep over at my friend Jaden's house because he's 14 and I'm 53.

Okay, I get it.

You do get it.

Yeah, it's weird.

Don't show.

All right.

Have a good one.

My stomach is always in knots.

during the taping.

You know, if Andy screws up, guess who called and come screaming too.

Or anybody.

We are back.

I am very excited tonight because our first guest is just terrific.

Rocketed to fame in sisterhood of the uh Hey, Andy, Can I get some gum too?

Come on.

Remember, sharing lesson?

Yes.

Yes, Andy Richter.

For the share, it's never perfect.

But every night when we get through this show without the viewer ever realizing that just a few hours before Andy was vomiting up P mush on my shoulder I remember I have the best job in the world.

You're going to be that guy.

No, I don't want to.

You, Mr.

Are.

What is sex feel like?

If you have a good show, I'll tell you.

Come on, town.

Let's go!

D'oh!

Damn it!

Yeah, there are.

I made a poopy in my pants.