字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Super Bowl is ah, coming up this weekend. And some of the big advertisers have already started teasing. The ads will be showing during the game. You can see him online. Have you seen some of these? I have. Yeah. Yeah, Well, one advertiser that's been getting a lot of attention. This is true is Planter's peanuts. And if you heard about this, but they are getting rid of their famous mascot. Mr Peanut. Yeah, Getting rid of Mr Peanut? Yeah, it's a kind of guests. I don't know why they made this choice, but I do know one person who's not very happy about it. We managed to get the only interview with him. Please welcome the former corporate mascot of Kind of. Okay. Uh, how you doing there, Mr Peanut? How am I doing? How do you think I'm doing, you idiot? They kicked me to the curb. A All right. Well, that's what I'm curious. All right, all right. Your mouth isn't moving much. Uh, so I can't move it. It's just a smile. But trust me, I'm not smiling. Okay? Right. I got it. Got it. Okay. The show. I'm pissed. Okay. All right. So you weren't on board with the decision. Is that right? It wasn't on board at all? Of course not. Look, they said that they was looking to freshen things up for the new year. I says, Fine, I'll get out there, I'll do some wraps. Maybe some break dancing, some popping and locking. So rollerblading. You know, maybe I'll talk with LaToya Jackson. Whatever the teens air into a pool of teams are not into any of that shit. You just said, luck it. No, no, no. No one's done that in 50 years. And I I guess that's not what they meant anyway, right? Yeah. You're damn right. They just wanted me out. They Pearl Harbor. Okay, that's a little extreme. Think that's extreme. It was exactly the same as Pearl Harbor. Now it was God. It's a ridiculous compare. What happened to you? Am I was, but it's not, is the same. I can't think of what difference between I can think of our differences between your firing and Pearl Harbor. We don't know anything about history, I guess. All right. Well, any way you want them a long time, we're in a long time. I gave them 104 of the best years of my life. You've been with him 104 years. That's a long time. Not long enough, though. I was two weeks away from collecting my pension. Alicia, what are you gonna do? You know how it is. The cashews run Hollywood. I don't I don't think you can say shoes. You go. You get it right? No. Oh, no, no, you can't say that. You get I'll say it now. I don't know. I'm not thinking it. Sure. I think all nuts are alike in the same. So let's leave it at that. Further stink. All right. All right. Well, Mr Peanut, I'm just sorry to hear that this was not a mutual agreement. It was a real boot in the ass. And I don't get it either, because I was always a complete professional. I mean, sure, you know, maybe I offended a few snowflakes with my honesty here in there. But listen, I'd like to see you resist making off color jokes when all of America loves eating in that, I I say that you could say that I got it. Yeah, Yeah. Eight knots. Yes. Yeah. Look, some unflattering things are gonna be coming out about me in the press. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Well, that's what they do, you know? But I just want to say none of that is true. I never touched the land O'Lakes girl. Okay, well, anyway, I thought I want, like, everybody else. No one else thought about it. Everybody thinks about No, they didn't, anyway, Just needed to know, Mr Peanut, no one needed to know. I do have to ask, What would you be doing now? But don't worry, Conan. I got I got irons in the fire. I just did the Joe Rogan, but, oh, I love that they had, uh, listen, here's a spoiler. But you might see me on the new season of the Mask Singer. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder which one you are by surprise. You all right? I also did one of those sexy dating reality shows. It's called Scuzz Islands Goes Island. All right, that's not the Netflix Ukraine. Okay, listen, I'm excited to announce my first do add, Kim. Oh, that's great. You're looking at the new face of baby blocker condom. Okay? Available at AutoZone and rest stops across America. That's enough. That's a terrible idea. And I think I hate you. Now that's a It's a money back guarantee if you catch crabs. I know you have crabs that want to You're a horrible, horrible. Not these condoms come regular. Okay. I think we're all out of time for you, Mr Peanut. Thank you very much for being here. You're terrible.
A2 初級 花生先生的下一步是什麼?- TBS的CONAN (What's Next For Mr. Peanut? - CONAN on TBS) 2 0 林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字