字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Hi. My name is Ted. And my job here Conan, is to watch Danny. A lot of things need to go right for the code on TV show. To go on east on my part is to watch Danny so he doesn't ruin it. If I don't have Danny in my direct line of sight. God knows what he could do. Never ever seen him commit an act of treachery. No, that only proves how devious he really is. Okay, I found him. All right, get back here. Yeah, Danny is a troubling individual. Sometimes it even feels like he is watching me. Hi. My name is Danny. And my job here, Conan, is to watch Ted. Ted is a menace to the Conan Show, and it is my sole duty to keep an eye on him so that he doesn't mess up the production. Stop watching. I want you. I don't even want to think about what would happen if I took my eyes off. Ted, I want you. You don't watch me. I've been tracking you for 48 hours. 10. I believe that my job of the Conan Show is the most important by far in some circles as a theory that the show only exists to learn Ted here so that I can keep an eye on them. Stop watching me and watching you watching me. I'm watching you. I'm watching you, sir. Not a big plan. No need that chair. No, Stop it. This can't stop like your documentary. Why are you walking like that? We can't get any work that you're doing this. Stop watching me. This is very disruptive. Sometimes it even feels like Ted is watching me. That's just how depraved he is. What? I killed Danny. If I was given an opportunity, Absolutely. But my job is just to watch him and I'm a professional. Come in early every morning to train by watching my Ted dummy, Please don't be alarmed. This is not the actual Ted. But just to be extra safe, I do have to destroy the head. See, that was not really I hate to interrupt, but please do keep an eye out for this gentleman. I need to stay alert to keep my eyes on Ted at all times. That's why I take one of these every two hours. This is what they gave the dog a cop in LA The beagle who finally got him. There are enough Japanese vegetables in one of these to keep you going for a full 48. It's not technically in my job description, but I always watch Danny on the weekends, too. There? Yes, there. Danny. Danny. Danny, Where you going? No way. Hey, we go. The scariest thing to me is not knowing where Danny is. When I know where he is, I feel like I can stop him from doing whatever he's doing. I need a better look. I can't see him in there. I saw him go in, though. I don't even live there. I just rent that house. Debate Ted so I can watch him. He's watching an empty house. What a lunatic.