I’d ask you to face one another,

我將要你們面對另一個問題,

Hold hands…

握著手…

You’re going to state your intentions.

你們要表達你們的意願

However, first, should anyone here present,

首先,在場認識他們的每個人

Know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in Holy Matrimony,

誰有任何理由反對他們結為夫妻,

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

現在說或是永遠不提

I object!

我反對!

Show us in front of your woman that you should prove your worth

在你心愛的女人面前展現給我們看你是值得的

right before your family, your friends, if you wish to marry that woman!

就在你的家人,朋友面前,如果你真要娶她

I’ve proved my worth.

我會證明我的價值

Yes!

好啊!

Nothing will gonna checked up on me.

沒有要檢查看看我身上有什麼

Do you think (inaudible) cards? Yes sir! Holy and still.

你認為(聽不清楚)卡? 是的 先生!神聖寂靜

How about you?

你呢?

You got it babe.

你有寶寶

Prepare yourself.

準備好

Anyone else?

還有人反對?

Ladies and gentlemen!

先生女士們!

I kidnap the bride before the wedding,

我將在婚禮前綁架新娘,

For this is gonna be a lot more fun.

因為這樣會很好玩

Get ‘em boys!

上吧 !

I’m so glad I could be here to ruin your wedding.

我真的很高興可以來破壞你婚禮

Don’t tell me you’re gonna (inaudible) to have that briefcase again.

不要告訴我你又要用公事包

Well, if I did, there’s nothing you can do about it, huh!

就算我要用你也拿我沒輒啊!

Huh, not me! About her!

不是我!是她!

Seriously? Give me those!

搞什麼啊!給我!

Can we continue with the ceremony?

我們可以繼續儀式嗎?

Oh my God!

我的天啊!

So what you go for this show?

你們在幹嘛?

Come and join me and chill!

加入我一起玩啊!

They saw your application. They were really impressed!

他們看了你的申請 他們印象深刻

(inaudible) were kinda scared.

我們有點害怕

How could one tiny woman take after the entire squad of marines like that?

那麼小隻的女生怎麼帶領ㄧ支海軍陸戰隊?

Michelle, I saw the (inaudible)

Michelle,我看到…

One of the guys is he himself!

其中一個傢伙就是他自己!

So what do you say?

所以你怎麼說呢?

Leave this hell of guy, and come, join and chill!

離開這壞男人,然後來我這享樂!

Thanks, it makes me flatter but I love Adam.

謝了,雖然聽起來不錯但我愛Adam

Where is she?

她在哪?

You don’t have to listen to him!

你沒必要聽他的!

I need you.

我需要你

Ever since I’ve worked, I first watched you,

自從我工作,我第一眼看到你,

You took the whole team…

你帶領整個團隊…

It was beautiful.

很棒

I knew it right there that you would be the one.

我當下就知道你會是那唯一

Come with me and clean the filth of the streets.

跟我來清理路上髒物

And together, we’ll practice Martial Arts

然後我們一起練功夫

We’ll be dancers!

我們會成為舞者!

I also have a cave.

我還有洞穴

You don’t even need a shield.

你甚至不需要盔甲

We can work out on it I told you.

我告訴你我們可以做到的

What do you say? I’m a billionaire you know!

你怎麼說呢?你也知道我是億萬富翁!

You can’t possibly be thinking about that anything.

你不可能想到任何事

Every week I’m hanging out with superheroes.

每個星期我會和超級英雄出去

He is on the cave!

他在洞穴!

He’s an old man.

他是老頭子

Not anymore a boy!

不再是年輕!

What in the world is going on in here?

這裡是怎麼了?

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is David Maxwell,

先生女士們,我是David Maxwell,

I’m the manager here at Don Cesar’s hotel.

Don Cesar飯店的經理

I’m sorry but when you said that you want an entertainment and you would like hors d'oeuvres.

我很抱歉但你說要餘興節目和開胃菜

Well, this isn’t funny! We’re not covered for this under our insurance!

呃,這不好玩!這不包括在保險裡!

Huh?! You’re laughing

呃?!你在笑耶

This in a bit and I’m gonna ask you all to leave.

我要請你們全部離開

Everybody get up and get out the wedding party.

每個人請離開婚禮現場

This breaks the contract

這樣是毀約

Everybody must leave!

每個人都離開!

And do you can defeat my bellhops?!

你打的過我的侍者?!

Come on boys!

來吧!

Get off!

滾開!

Get the way out…

滾…

I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Please go back on what you are doing.

我很抱歉 我很抱歉 你們請繼續

If you need me, I’ll be in my office

如果你需要我,我在辦公室

Okay, family and friends.

好拉,家人朋友們

Ahh, now, we’re going to …

我們接下來…

Oh my gosh!

我的天啊!

Is that Jimmy Hart?

那是Jimmy Hart?

Michelle, you’re getting married!

Michelle,你要結婚了!

You know what? I’m bringing you a robot, and I’m bringing some things with me.

你知道嗎?我帶了機器人和ㄧ些東西

But you know of something?

但你知道是什麼嗎?

This is gonna be the most beautiful wedding ever!!!

這將會是最漂亮的婚禮!!!

Don’t you agree?

你們不認同嗎?

Yes! Yes!

是啊!是啊!

Because you know what?

因為你知道嗎?

Marriage is so special, it’s so sacred, and we wish all of you two lovers nothing but the very best.

婚姻很特別,很神聖,我們給上最大的祝福

But I’m here for another reason, too.

但我在這也為了另個理由,

I am gonna guard this door and make sure nobody else pass or break up this wonderful, wonderful wedding, okay?

我將在門這守衛,這樣就沒人可以破壞這完美的婚禮,好吗?

And I’ve got some of my friends…

我帶了幾個朋友…

Come on now, boys! Come on!

來吧 朋友! 來啊!

Alright, set back, thank you and watch them.

好吧,回座,謝謝你們拉

We wish love for the both of you. We love you!

我們祝福你們兩個 我們愛你們!

Yehey!

耶呼!

And… you are worthy. He is worthy!

然後…你是值得的 他是值得的

This time, I’d like to present to you,

這次,我想像你們介紹,

Adam and Michelle, husbands and wife.

Adam和 Michelle,成為夫妻

You may kiss the bride.

你可以親吻新娘