Here are the ingredients of the meal.

首先是食材的部分

The flesh of a dead bird.

死鳥一隻

These are brussel sprouts: they are nature's turd.

這是球芽甘藍，可以說是大自然的糞便

They taste like tiny turds.

嚐起來和糞沒兩樣

This is what you do with brussel sprouts.

這是球芽甘藍的正確吃法

It is good etiquette.

真有禮貌呀

This is stuffing: it is made of bread and vegetables.

這是用鮮蔬和麵包製成的內餡

It is called stuffing because it was stuffed into the anus of a dead bird.

之所以叫餡料是因為它「餡」在死鳥的屁眼裡

Delicious.

好吃

A legume... Billy has made a penis out of the legume.

一根豆莢。比利用它做出陰莖形狀

That is bad etiquette.

這樣子不禮貌呦

Billy should be sent to his room.

比利應該被關在房間面壁思過

By contrast, here Billy makes a penis on accident.

不過，比利這次不是故意的

He quickly fixes his mistake; that is good etiquette.

他趕緊修正錯誤，好有禮貌

Now you don't have to go to your room, Billy.

比利你不用去房間面壁思過了

Here are cranberries and a mash of potato.

這個是蔓越莓佐馬鈴薯泥

What has Billy hidden under his mash? Look, it's the cranberry.

比利在他的馬鈴薯泥下面藏了什麼呢？快看，是蔓越莓耶

He is being silly.

他在耍白癡

Look at the nice way that Billy has arranged his food on the plate.

看看比利擺盤擺得真好

Now he has arranged it by colors...he is being creative.

現在他用顏色區分，好有創意

Look, Billy is not very hungry now and he still makes a nice plate.

你看，就算比利不餓，他還是堅持要擺好盤

Look at the tiny bites he has made.

看他把食物分成小口小口的

Now he has made a food pyramid.

現在他又做了一個食物金字塔

Billy has no friends.

比利沒有朋友

He has separated his food. He is an obsessive.

他把食物分開。他有強迫症

Maybe he writes computer programs.

或許是他平常寫電腦程式的關係

Billy is acting like an idiot. He is playing with his food.

比利的舉止像個傻瓜。他正在玩弄他的食物

He has made a bad drawing on his plate.

他餐盤上的畫作奇醜

Billy needs therapy.

他需要看醫生治療一下

He has made a nice drawing. Billy doesn't need therapy now.

比利又做出一幅美好的圖畫了。他不需要治療了

Here is the correct way of using your eating utensil.

這樣使用餐具才是正確的

This is the wrong way. This is bad etiquette.

這樣是錯的。不端莊

Billy makes a divot in his mash for his gravy.

比利在馬鈴薯泥中挖了個洞，淋上肉汁

He is sexually frustrated.

他性慾不滿

Billy went on a date. Look at how he applies his gravy now.

比利去約會了。看看他現在是怎樣淋上肉汁的

Now Billy is addicted to pornography.

現在比利 A 片成癮了

He doesn't like the salad. It reminds him of death.

他不喜歡沙拉。這讓他想到死亡

Now it's time for pie. Billy takes a small piece.

吃派的時間到囉。比利拿了一小片

How much is left? How much pie is left?

還剩多少呢？還剩多少派呢？

Here is a graph. May I have some whip please?

如圖所示。可以給我打些奶油嗎？

Billy is still addicted to pornography.

比利依舊沉迷 A 片

He is finished now, and he sees things on his messy plate.

他現在吃完了，然後他在餐盤上看到蛛絲馬跡

Billy sees the devil.

比利看到死神

Now he sees something different.

現在他又看見不一樣的了

He is hallucinating now.

他在幻想中

The meal is now done, and Billy says

比利吃完了，然後他說

"Happy Holidays."

「感恩節快樂。」