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  • Christmas is just around the corner,

  • which means it's time for Santa to cash in.

  • Get ready to shell out big bucks to sit on Santa's lap this year.

  • Harrods in London

  • restricting Santa visits to only allow families

  • that have dropped $2,500 in their store.

  • On top of that, those families who also make the cut

  • have to buy a $25 ticket to visit Santa.

  • For those hoping to get the VIP Santa experience, good luck.

  • The department says it's already sold out.

  • Ho... ho... hold up.

  • You got to pay $2,500

  • before you can see Santa?

  • If I'm paying $2,500,

  • -Santa better be dancing on my lap. Yeah. -(laughter)

  • I'd be like, "That's right. Let me see you working, Nicholas."

  • -(applause, cheering) -"That's right. Yeah, I'm-a call you

  • by your government name. I paid, baby."

  • And you know what.

  • I hope this doesn't inspire a larger movement

  • with other magical creatures.

  • You know, where kids have to pay a premium to engage in fantasy.

  • Because otherwise, the Tooth Fairy's gonna be checking

  • your house's value on Zillow before she shows up.

  • Just like, "Sorry. I only work in homes

  • that are a million and up. Bye-bye!"

  • Also, why do kids even have to see Santa anymore? Like, why?

  • Like, they should be sitting on Jeff Bezos's lap.

  • He's the one with all the presents, kids. You go to him.

Christmas is just around the corner,

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