welcome to the 74th annual Hungry Games.

歡迎參加第74次「飢餓遊戲」大會

I'm your host, Claudius Cauliflower.

硰是主持人，克勞迪斯・花椰菜

-What? You don't look like a flower. [laughs]

什麼？你看起來不像花啊

-I'm not a flower. I'm a cauliflower.

我不是花， 我是花椰菜

-Collie-flower? Is that why you're barking orders? [laughs]

牧羊犬花？(音似花椰菜)所以你才一直大聲發號施令嗎？

-Ugh! Enough!

呃啊！夠了！

I'm here to present our trib-fruits

現在要為大家呈現的是本次參賽水果們

from the 12 districts of Pancake,

他們來自12個不同的區域

shall fight to the death in the glorious kitchen arena

即將在光榮的廚房競技場爭鬥至死

where there can be only one victor.

最後只能有一個勝利者存活

-I don't want to die. I don't want to die.

我不想死！我不想死！

-Let the 74th Hungry Games begin!

第74屆飢餓遊戲開始

-May the odds be ever in your flavor! [laughs]

願機會永遠對你有利

-Hey! That was my line!

嘿！那是我的台詞！

-(Orange) Let's see if any of our contestants

看看這些參賽者們是否

have a fighting chance. [laughs]

有機會英勇一搏吧

Oh, and there goes Apple.

噢，是蘋果！

[boom!]

（爆炸聲）

[reacts in disgust]

（嫌惡）

-Truly a valiant end for Apple.

對蘋果來說算是個英勇的結束了

-Yeah, he really went out with a bang. [laughs]

是啊，他真的走得轟轟烈烈

Get it? Bang? [laughs]

懂我的意思嗎？轟！！

'Cause he exploded. Get it?

因為它爆炸了，懂嗎？

-Would you please let me do my job?

不要一直妨礙我好嗎？

-Aye-aye, colonel! -Ugh!

- 是的，長官！ - 呃啊！

-(Orange) Looks like Melon's trying to get to safety.

看來甜瓜試圖確保自己安全

Uh-oh, look out!

呃喔，注意啊！

[crush!] Ooh!

噢！

He should've worn a helmet to protect his melon. [laughs]

他該戴頂安全帽來保護他的瓜身的

-Please stop talking.

請不要一直講話

-Yes, please. For the love of fruit, be quiet.

拜託，看在水果的份上，求你安靜點吧

-Whoa, who are you?

哇嗚，你是誰啊？

-The name is Sugarcane.

我是糖果棒

The glorious kitchen arena is my design,

光榮的廚房大競技場是由我設計的

for I am the Gamemaker.

因為我是遊戲製作人

-Gamemaker? I love games!

遊戲製作人？我喜歡遊戲！

What's your favorite? Mine's motorboating.

你最喜歡玩什麼遊戲？我喜歡玩汽艇

[fluttering lips]

（模仿汽艇聲）

-Stop it! We'll all be dead if he hears you.

快停下來！如果被他聽到，我們都會死的

-If who hears us?

被誰聽到我們？

-The all-powerful President Snowball.

擁有無上權力的雪球大總統

-Oh, President Snowball.

喔，雪球總統

-Yes, the president of Pancake and creator of The Hungry Games.

對，就是鬆餅國的總統，也是這場飢餓遊戲的創辦人

-No. President Snowball.

不，雪球總統

-[gasps] Mr. President.

總統先生

-You will not make a mockery of my games.

你再也無法嘲弄我的遊戲了

Do you understand me?

懂我的意思嗎？

-Ab-snow-lutely. [laughs]

當-雪球-然（absolutely故意講成ab-snow-lutely）

-Silence, you insolent orange!

安靜！你這無禮的柳丁

-Geez, I guess you really are cold-hearted. [laughs]

哇，我看你是真的很「冷」血喔！

Get it? Cold? [laughs] He's a snowball; get it?

懂嗎？冷？他是雪球，懂吧？

-Show this orange an example of my power.

讓這顆柳丁見識一下我的力量吧

-Yes, sir. [grunts]

是，總統

-Finally... I'm safe. Ooh--!

我終於...安全了

-Whoa! Strawberry got skewered. [laughs]

哇嗚，草莓變成草莓串了

-You see, Orange?

懂了吧，柳丁？

I alone have the power to decide life and death.

這裏只有我有權利決定生與死

-Oh, yeah? Well, can you spit seeds like this?

喔，是喔？那你會像這樣吐籽嗎？

[hacks, spits]

-[grunts with impact]

No! Aah! [electricity crackling, alarms sounding]

不！呃啊！

-Whoa! Looks like Sugarcane is in shock. [laughs]

哇，看來糖果棒受到很大的震驚喔（shock也有電擊之意）

[explosion, flames crackling]

-What have you done, you fool?

看你這笨蛋幹了什麼好事？

-Uh-oh. -We're gonna make it, buddy.

- 呃喔 - 我們沒問題的，兄弟

We're gonna make-- [boom!]

我們沒...

-No! -Whoa! Those two really got toasted.

- 不！ - 哇，他們兩個可真是被烤焦了

[both yelp, slice!]

Whoa! -This can't be happening.

- 哇！ - 不該有這種事的

-Told ya. They're a cut above the rest. [laughs]

我就跟你說他們可是很出色的

-[shrieks, crack!]

Ooh, and The Hungry Games continue to be a smashing success.

噢喔，這場飢餓遊戲還是非常成功啊！（smashing指非凡、smash有擊碎的雙關）

[laughs]

-A-am I-- did I--

我...我是...

I'm alive!

我還活著！

-Well, in a surprise turn of events,

很好，在這令人驚嘆的一刻

it appears we have our victor.

勝利者就此產生

The winner of the 74th Hungry Games is...

第74屆飢餓遊戲的勝利者是...

-I wo--[yelling in agony]

我贏...

-Now, that's what I call a bad case of gas.

這就是不當使用瓦斯的例子啊

[burps, laughs]

-No! This can't be happening.

不！不可能有這種事的

There must be a victor.

一定要有個贏家啊

-Hey! Hey, President Snowball!

嘿！嘿，雪球總統！

-What? -President Snowball!

幹麻？雪球總統！

Over here! Hey! Hey, President Snowball!

在這裡啦！嘿！嘿，雪球總統！

-What? What is it?

幹麻？到底怎樣？

-Mockingjay!

學舌鳥！（飢餓遊戲裡反叛軍的標誌）

-What?

啥？

[Mockingjay chirps, Snowball yells]

-Whoa! Well, that's too bad.

哇，這真是太糟糕了

President was a really "cool" guy. [laughs]

總統他可是個很酷的人耶（cool=冷，雙關）

Ohh... Hey, hey Mockingjay!

喔...嘿，嘿！學舌鳥！

[both making annoying tongue noises]

-I really hope I'm not in the sequel.

真希望我續集不會再出現

-What's up, my frizzy frizzuits?

各位捧油，你們好啊？

Did you know that every time you press the "like" button,

你們知道每當你按下「喜歡」

another fruit gets exploded? So press that "like" button!

就又有一顆水果會爆炸嗎？所以快按吧！

Smash it! [laughs]

用力砸下去！

And let me know in the comments below

也請大家在下面評論區留言

what movie you'd like to see us spoof next. Do it! Do it now!

告訴我你們下次想看我惡搞哪一部影片，快啊！現在就去！

Leave me a comment! Come on! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]

給我留言！快去！