She fares reaaaally well. Mmmmhmmmm.

她過得還不錯 嗯…

Good! She bathes as we speak. That is good.

那就好啊! 我們在說話的同時她在洗澡 那很好!

Wait. She's what? I can see everything, man, and it is AMAZING!

等等。他在幹嘛？ 我可以看到任何事物,很棒的

Stop creeping on my lady friend, dude!

不要偷窺我的女朋友 老兄!

Raaaaawr!

啊! (重擊)

ruggh! (thud) huh?

蝦?

Loki! I'm dead, my brother. No!

洛基! 我要死了 我的哥哥 不

Everything we've been through together has led to this swift and unexpected ending....

曾經我們所一起經歷的一切過得那麼快也帶來了意想不到的結局

Good bye breeaaaaeeeelh! NOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo!

再見 不!

Okay. Let's leave his body here, and get back to the situation at hand.

好吧 我們把他的屍體留在這然後開始處理手邊的情況

Are you sure he's dead? He did just make it look like your hand was cut off.

你確定他死了?他只是看起來像死了一樣

And he is evil. He is dead, my love...

他很邪惡耶 他死了,親愛的

See?

你看?

Yeah, I'm not buying it. Here. OOOUUUWWWWW!

是哦,我才不信哩 接招! 阿~!

(cough) Really?! Okay you caught me all right! I'm not dead!

(咳嗽)不會吧?!好吧!被你發現,我沒死啦

Geez! Right in the berries!

哎呀!被抓到了!

So they completely ruined my plan.

他們完全毀了我的計畫

Ugh! Awe no way! Heroes are so annoying. I know right!

呃!沒辦法!英雄真的很煩 我知道阿

Especially when they happen to be your perfect brother. So then what'd you do?

尤其是他還是你那完美的哥哥 所以你接下來要怎麼做?

I had to help Thor fight that stupid elf, and then return to my cell in Asgard.

我必須幫索爾一起打戰然後再回到Asgard的小囚房

Oh that's Terrible! I know! I really thought I had it all in the bag too.

天啊 太糟了! 我知道啊!我覺得我一輩子都要困在裡面了

I was going to fool everyone, take Odin's throne as my own...

我要耍每個人,然後搶Odin的王位

Everyone would have been like sayeth whaaaat?!

每個人都會不知所措的!

Where's Odin?! That's so evil! I always liked Odin.

Odin在哪?!太邪惡了 我喜歡Odin

pshh! You would. So how did you escape?

呸! 最後是齁 那你是怎麼逃?

Magic. Duh. I love magic tricks. You want to see this pencil disappear?

魔法阿,廢話?! 我喜歡小把戲 你想看鉛筆變不見嗎?

Hey, Loki! Thanks for hogging my spotlight you jerk!

嘿 洛基!你搶走我的鎂光燈 渾球!

Hey why don't you try to steal some magic gas that no one cares about Malekith? Oooooooo

嘿,你為何不要偷些魔法汽油,沒人在乎Malekith? 哦!

I'm totes going to control the darkness and rule the universe!

我將要掌管整個黑暗和宇宙

You were foiled by two human scientist and two brainless interns carrying nothing but tripods!

你被兩個科學家和無腦的實習生耍得團團轉

So!

所以?!

So good day! Hmmph!

所以祝你有好的一天!

Amateur! Noob thinks because he has an army he's automatically the next big thing.

哼! 外行人 因為他有軍隊所以很自然地會被盯上

Well, Loki did kind of pull focus. Well wouldn't you?

好吧,洛基有注意到你 你不也是吧?

Absolutely! You know what I would've done?

當然!你想知道我幹過什麼嗎?

I would've said, you wanna now how I got these scars?

我想說,你想知道我這傷疤哪來的嗎?

And? And then I'd blow something up I don't know! I kinda like to keep people guessing!

然後? 然後我就炸毀東西, 我不知道啦 我想讓大家猜猜

This sucks! Who knows how long it'll take me to have Odin's throne now!

太爛了!誰知道要多久才能奪到Odin的王位

You know what's funny? If you'd have just been a good child...

你知道好玩在哪嗎?如果你是個乖小孩…

Odin probably would have just handed you the throne.

Odin或許就會讓你當王

You know? Since Thor doesn't want it. Yes. Thank you for that reminder, General.

你知道嗎?索爾不想當王 多謝你的提醒齁,上校

You know what else is funny? What's that?

你知還有什麼好笑的嗎? 是什麼?

If you had just colonized Mars you could have saved your entire race.

如果你統治火星你可以拯救你的族人耶

(Gasp) Ooohoooheehohehehe! You're blowin my mind, Lok!

倒抽一口氣! 你惹到我了,洛基!

I like this place

我喜歡這地方

What is it called by the way?

對了,這地方叫什麼來著?

Hmm.

ㄜ…

You guys stood me up, didn't you!

你們放我鴿子,是嗎?

(snickering)

(竊笑)