A stuntman is lifted up the wall

特技演員將被舉到牆上

Tables and chairs are remote controlled

桌椅具備遠端遙控功能

Pictures and books are spring loaded

相片和書本都裝上彈簧

Actors are seated inside

演員已經就定位

Time to f**k with some customers

是時候該嚇嚇顧客們了

Hello. Hi, can I get a small coffee?

哈囉 我要一個小杯咖啡

Poppyseed bagel with butter.

罌粟籽奶油口味貝果

Oh my god!!!

噢我的天

That sucks. I'm sorry.

太北爛了 抱歉

You just ruined all of my stuff.

你毀了我的東西

Get some napkins and clear it up. It'll be fine.

阿就拿一些紙巾擦擦就好了

Fine?! There's coffee inside of my computer.

好了？ 有咖啡灑在我電腦裡頭耶

You know what? Just get away from me.

你知道嗎 給我閃遠一點

Wow

哇嗚

Just get away from me.

就是給我閃邊去

Get out of my way. Oh my god!

滾到一邊去 我的天啊

Just get away from me.

就是給我閃邊去

Get away from me.

就是給我閃邊去

OH MY GOD! Holly Crap

噢我的老天爹娘

No!!!

不

There are other people out there like me who can do what I can do.

外頭兒還有很多跟我一樣可以做這些事的人噢