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The market value of pot
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would go down, down, down
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if you legalize it
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then supersize it
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Right now, now, now!
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$4,000 an ounce
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That's way too much
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$400 an ounce
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That's ten times the blunts
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We need to smoke a little more pot, right?
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right! right now, now, now
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That huge profit margin
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would go down, down, down
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if pot were legal
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For the needy people
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Right now, now, now
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Does it lead to harder drugs?
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No more than cigarettes
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No, absolutely not
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It leads to happiness
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We need to smoke a little more pot, right?
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right. Right now, now, now
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A photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan
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shows Kagan playing softball
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Uh, uh…
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That's been sort of a signal like two men
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sunbathing together on a beach
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Or something like that
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The immediate implication is that they're gay
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That's all, I - I've known that for a long time
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And as soon as I saw that picture
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I knew the implication:
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She's gay, she's gay!
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I saw the allegation:
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she's gay, she's gay!
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Her sexual orientation
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Insignificant in her confirmation
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Is she gaaaaay?
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A lesbian, lesbian?
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Is she gaaaaaaaaaay?!
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A gay, gay lesbian?
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Is she gaaay?
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Gay!
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Is she gaaay?
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Gay!
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Is she gaaaaaay?
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A gay lesbian, lesbian!
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Gay, gay, gay, gay,
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like two men sunbathing together on a beach
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Or something like that
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The White House denies her gayness
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But she got Village People on her iPod playlist
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!……
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Ain't nothin' wrong with a little levity
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When we're long on time and short on brevity
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There are posters of the Indigo Girls everywhere
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And I don't--I like em too!
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We are deciding to make this a conversation, by the way
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Is she gaaaaaaay?
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we're having a conversation
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about the implication
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of sexual orientation
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a silly allegation
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of extreme exaggeration
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and pointless information
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when it comes to confirmation
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You would have to smooooke
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Fourteen joints in 1960
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Today minus 50!
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To get just as hiiiigh
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As in 2010 with just 1 joint
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Goin' back in time always disappoints.
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Isn't that amazing?
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It's gonna be crazy in 2060
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If we legalize marijuana
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It would be a very dark day
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In California
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Dark with smooooke
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Very bad idea
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Would it balance our budget?
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It would not!
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Half of voters favor legalizing pot
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If we legalize marijuana
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It would be a dark, dark day--very bad!
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A dark, dark best day I'd ever have
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A dark, dark, dark, dark day.
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It's 4:20!
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I have a dentist appointment
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…at 5 o'clock and I--I'd prefer to be on time.
