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  • Hosting a Christmas gathering this year?

    今年要辦聖誕聚會嗎?

  • Save time and energy by introducing a few of these simple life hacks.

    教你幾招省時省力的方法

  • Are you looking to make fun shaped Christmas cookies?

    想要做出奇怪形狀的聖誕餅乾嗎?

  • But you don't have any cookie cutters?

    但是又沒有切割餅乾的工具?

  • No matter! Many household items can be used instead.

    沒關係,可以用其它用具代替

  • So go into your wardrobe and take out a coat hanger.

    去衣櫃裡拿個衣架

  • Press it into the cookie dough and guess what?

    把衣架壓在麵糰上,你猜怎麼著?

  • Voila! You have Christmas coat hanger shaped cookies.

    你瞧瞧!你就有個衣架形狀的餅乾了

  • Looking for a fun way to make homemade ornaments for your Christmas tree?

    想找個有趣的裝飾裝點你的聖誕樹嗎?

  • You don't have to string together popcorn like they did in the stupid days.

    你不用像以前一下傻傻的把爆米花串起來

  • Be creative with that.

    發揮點創意吧!

  • Pop-Tarts, ham, you name it. Broccoli...

    果漿吐司餅乾、火腿,隨便舉例,甚至花椰菜也行

  • They look so good just hanging from a tree. Why not?

    掛在樹上很好看,不是嗎?

  • And for an added touch, put us a bottle on top of there instead of the frickin' star.

    把空瓶放樹梢取代星星,也有畫龍點睛的效果

  • (laughs) That's awesome.

    棒呆了!

  • Cooking a ham for your holiday meal?

    準備火腿大餐嗎?

  • Here's an easy trick to make sure it's nice and tender for your guests.

    有個簡單的方法可以滿足你的賓客

  • Just take it to the bedroom and rock it and gently pat it on the back...

    把火腿帶到房間,搖搖它,輕輕地拍它的背

  • ..and whisper to it.

    小小聲地對它說話

  • When it feels comfortable then it just tastes better.

    當火腿覺得舒適的時候,火腿就會比較好吃

  • Leftover Egg Nog at the end of your party?

    派對後有剩的蛋酒嗎?

  • Just drink it, dude. It's good. You drink all of it.

    喝光它吧,老兄,很好喝的,喝光光

  • (slurps loudly)

  • (whispers) So good.

    太好喝啦!

  • Mistletoe not giving you the desired effect with ladies?

    槲寄生沒幫你把到妹?

  • Just give it a spritz of some of that Cantonese Anaconda Pheromone...

    把它噴上廣東巨蟒的費洛蒙

  • ..and then get ready for some hot attention from the fairer sex.

    準備好備受矚目吧!

  • (grandma) Oh!

    噢!

  • Make sure your grandma's not around.

    要注意阿嬤不要在旁邊喔

  • (yelps)

  • (screams)

  • No! No! Grandma!

    不,不要啊,阿嬤

  • Tangled Christmas lights getting you down?

    總是被打結的聖誕燈飾弄得不耐煩?

  • Dude, make your own this year.

    老兄,今年自己做一個吧

  • Attend an Electrician Program and fashion a string of [inaudible] filaments...

    上堂電路學的課,

  • ..then sail all over to Venice and get an apprenticeship...

    然後去威尼斯當學徒

  • ..to learn how to glass blow.

    學習玻璃吹制

  • And once you come back, you can just gather some sand from the beach...

    當你學成歸國,只要從海灘上搜集沙粒

  • ..and light a 2,000 degree fire and make them into light bulbs.

    用兩千度的高溫燒製成電燈泡

  • Easy peasy!

    超級簡單吧!

  • With these simple tips your Christmas gathering...

    有了這些小技巧

  • ..is sure to be the top of the town.

    你的聖誕聚會絕對是最讚的

  • And be sure to subscribe to Nacho Bunch for some more Holiday Life Hacks.

    記得訂閱Nacho Bunch學習更多生活小技巧

  • Merry Christmas, everyone. Happy New Y--!

    祝大家聖誕快樂,新年~

  • (Tobuscus groans and screams) Oh God!

    噢我的天

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今年要辦聖誕聚會嗎?

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