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  • I’m breaking in!

  • Well, well, well.

  • What do we have here? A burglar bunny.

  • What do they do it, O’Malley?

  • I don’t know. It’s probably how he gets his kicks.

  • You criminals make me sick!

  • I’m no criminal. I live here!

  • I’m just throwing a party. I got locked out. I swear.

  • What about all the stuff you stole?

  • What do you mean?

  • Like that barrel! It saysProperty of Salty Sea Farms”.

  • Oh, that’s where I rent me pickles from.

  • - Are you renting the barrel too? - Wellno.

  • - Then you bought it? - No.

  • - Then isn’t that stealing? - Well… I, uh...

  • What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?

  • - Umm well, that’s… - And this Bikini Bell phone.

  • - Well, I… - And Sandy’s hedge clippers.

  • - Ooh, theyre um… - And Plankton’s lawnmower.

  • - Well he… - Even Mrs. Puff’s hair curlers.

  • That one was a gift. Listen

  • All that stuff is uhborrowed.

  • [screaming]

  • [crashing]

  • - Patrick! You just ran three red lights! - So?

  • Youre supposed to stop.

  • I think the driving genius knows what he’s doing.

  • Well take that sicko off your hands.

  • Cops! Thank goodness youre here. Take the sicko away!

  • Actually, were referring to you, maam.

  • Public nudity is against the law in this county.

  • Hell be driving by tomorrow. Toodle-loo!

  • What have I done? Everyone will know that I let him slide through school.

  • I’ll have to move to a new city.

  • Start a new boating school with a new name.

  • No! Not again.

  • If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

  • Okay, times up. Now get out.

  • But, but we stole a balloon.

  • Yeah, on Free Balloon Day.

  • [laughing]

  • Squidward Q. Tentacles, I’m placing you under arrest for impersonating a genius.

  • - Alright you two, youre under arrest. - What for?

  • - Unlicensed use of a sitar. - But my grandma gave me this sitar.

  • It didn’t come with a license.

  • Plankton!

  • Uh, I’m ready?

  • Wait a minute. Was this band just a front,

  • so you could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula?

  • What? No! I was in it for the music, man!

  • Hold it right there!

  • Well, well, well. If it ain’t Mrs. Puff.

  • I saw what you did.

  • - I... you did? - Yeah.

  • Oh please, I didn’t mean to do it! I swear!

  • It’s too late for swearing, Puff. The evidence is right here.

  • You littered.

  • - Now come to Krabsy. - Halt!

  • Patrick Man is on to you!

  • Thief! Stealing is bad!

  • Bad!

  • Fiddle sticks!

  • Reckless drivers. I loathe reckless drivers.

  • [laughing]

  • Holy sea cow! That hooligan ran a stop sign!

  • - Stop thief! - You know that guy?

  • - Hardly, he stole my wallet. - What?

  • That makes him a dual offender. Let’s get him.

  • Weve received hundreds of reports of an excruciating musical disturbance

  • and youre the only one holding an instrument.

  • Wait a minute. I’ve never seen this instrument before in my life.

  • He’s right officer. Plankton doesn’t even play clar--

  • There, there laddie. Just let the legal system run its course.

  • Watch your head.

  • [screaming]

  • Huh, this guy’s not half bad looking for a maniac.

  • Wait a minute, Patrick. I’m the maniac!

  • [screaming]

  • [sirens]

  • Well take that as a confession.

  • Am I really gonna defile this grave for money?

  • Of course, I am!

  • I haven’t the foggiest idea what youre carrying on about, SpongeBob.

  • But I don’t have time for it. I’ve got my own problems.

  • Johnny Law finally caught up to me for ditching jury duty.

  • Let this be a lesson to you, son.

  • Never ditch!

  • You can’t fire me! I’m not an executive at all!

  • I’m just a guy who happens to like sandwiches.

  • So, go ahead! Send me away forever

  • as a corporate spy if you want to.

  • But not before I’ve had my say!

  • Destruction of private property.

  • Oh, and I see here youre a repeat offender.

  • Youre going to real jail.

  • Anything to get out of this game! Thanks officers!

  • Welcome back.

  • Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the Oyster.

  • Behold! The Oyster’s pearl!

  • [moaning]

  • One too many Goofy Goobers again aye, Patrick?

  • [moaning]

  • No sir!

  • I couldn’t eat another!

  • Ow!

  • Youre under arrest!

  • But I’m innocent.

  • No one is innocent!

  • Whoa, things got dark fast.

  • - You sold me! - No! Bartered is more like it.

  • They keep you, I keep my kneecaps.

  • - Come on, Mack. - Youre pathetic!

  • Well, you crossed the county line three miles back.

  • You maam, are a parole violator.

  • Let’s book him!

  • Wow, you guys are good.

  • I’m the last person I wouldve suspected,

  • but I was looking for me all the time!

  • It’s the perfect crime!

  • - I don’t think hell be laughing boy. - Why, Sir?

  • Because that patty killed him!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • - Mr. Krabs what are we gonna do? - What’s this 'we' stuff?

  • You fed him the tainted patty.

  • Looks like it's the stony lonesome for you!

  • - But you told me to give it to him! - Well you could've talked me out of it!

  • Youre right, Mr. Krabs.

  • I’m guilty.

  • I’ll never survive in prison. Theyll mop up the floor with me!

  • Get a hold of yourself, boy!

  • We gotta get rid of this body before anyone sees it.

  • We gotta take it out and bury it!

  • Hey you!

  • - Youre under arrest! - Arrest?

  • For what? I didn’t even steal anything this time.

  • Vandalism’s a crime too!

  • Well, well, well.

  • If it isn’t the art thief himself. Drop the spoon.

  • Youre all under arrest until we figure this out.

  • What do you mean all? I’m not under arrest.

  • I, I… These are idiots. Theyre causing a ruckus.

  • I, I want sleep.

  • Mr. Krabs did you get those ingredients from the trash?

  • Of course not! That wouldn’t be legal.

  • I intercepted these items on their way to the trash.

  • You don’t deserve this!

  • [giggling]

  • Huh, litter bugs.

  • This is why I joined the force.

  • It’s the police!

  • Pull it over litterbug!

  • Litter bug? No!

  • Ooh, I got me a runner.

  • - Eh, your turn to chip in, boy. - Sure.

  • Here you go. Buy yourself something pretty.

  • Hey! This isn’t money!

  • No, it's even better! This is what Mr. Krabs pays me with.

  • Mr. Krabs' wacky bucks!

  • Ooh, it's all starting to catch up with me.

  • Your joyride’s over, punk!

  • No!

  • No, no! What are you doing?

  • Help, help! No, no, please!

  • No, I have a snail to feed! I can’t go to jail now! This is not a good time!

  • No! Please, please! I’m not a criminal!

  • Stop, thief!

  • [panting]

  • Looks like this case is all wrapped up.

  • [groaning]

  • - Thank you, Mummy. - Anytime, sweetie.

  • SpongeBob warned me you were planning a jailbreak.

  • So, I took the precaution of hiding the entire Bikini Bottom police force

  • in me safe.

  • Come along, Plankton. It’s back to jail for you.

  • Uh! Hey, watch where youre pointing that thing, Buster.

  • Hey, we can trust Patrick. He’s my best friend.

  • Well, I can’t take any chances. For all we know, he could be the strangler.

  • I’m the strangler! No, I should've known!

  • I gotta turn myself in!

  • [crashing]

  • So, Patrick’s the strangler.

  • Gee, you think you know a guy.

  • Under penal code 26-1.

  • Quote, “The boating instructor is responsible

  • for any minor’s delinquent actions under that teacher’s care.

  • Unquote. I’m afraid were gonna have to take you in, madam.

  • You missed one!

  • Ooh, Miss Gristlepuss! I’m sorry we sell Krabby Patties,

  • but do you really have to send us to jail?

  • Of course I do! You are a nuisance to my community!

  • You tellem, honey! That’s my girl.

  • This guy’s been ka-ra-taed!

  • After all I said about never using karate for revenge!

  • For shame Squidward, for shame.

  • Looks like he’s not worthy of this belt after all.

  • Thanks for dishonoring o our trust in you, Squidward.

  • Whatever, I’m still a karate master!

  • - Wow, really you are? - Yes, I am.

  • Hey, watch your head. I’d never guess that.

  • And what is that supposed to mean?

  • Oh a, nothing. Just with the rubbery arms and the doughiness in the midsection

  • Okay, already, I get it!

  • What, wait a second. Am I under arrest?

  • You sure are and you have the right to remain silent.

  • [screaming]

  • Or not silent.

  • What are you thinking?

  • I don’t know what you two are doing, but it looks illegal.

  • I have a confession to make!

  • I’ll just hold on to this formulatil the morning.

  • - Oh but officer, I have more confessions. - Zip it, kid.

  • I get it, youre a criminal mastermind.

  • Guilty, yay!

I’m breaking in!

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