HEY, HEY, COME ON, GOOD GAME! SLAP-ASS, MAN!

HEY, GOOD GAME!

GET SOME SLAP-ASS! [laughs]

YEAH, DOG! YES, MAN!

GOOD GAME! SLAP-ASS!

[laughs]

HEY, WHO'S NEXT? WHO--

HEY, GARCIA! COME ON, MAN, GET YOU SOME.

COME ON, LET'S GET SOME SLAP-ASS OVER HERE.

- NO!

- WHAT? WHY--WHY NOT?

- I SAID NO, RAFI.

- HE'S HAD ENOUGH, RAFI.

WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH.

- ENOUGH OF WHAT?

- ENOUGH OF THE DAMN ASS-SLAPPING, RAFI.

- GRACIAS.

- THE [bleep] SLAP-ASS?

- SI, YES. SI. - MM-HMM.

- [laughs]

GUYS, WHO [bleep] CARES HOW MUCH I SLAP ASS?

SO WHAT? I SLAP ASS!

NO BIG DEAL, MAN. I'M A [bleep] BASEBALL PLAYER.

THAT'S WHAT WE DO. WE [bleep] HIT HOME RUNS,

AND [bleep] SLAP ASS. COME ON, HUH?

- RAFI, THAT'S NOT HOW WE ALL SEE BASEBALL.

- EVERYBODY DOES IT. ALL THE TEAMS SLAP ASS, MAN.

YOU-- YOU SLAP ASS, GARCIA!

- LIKE, A COUPLE OF TIMES A GAME.

- [laugh sheepishly]

WHAT? SO WHAT, MAN?

WHY THE [bleep] YOU COUNTING, MAN?

WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES I SLAP ASS, OR HOW MANY--

- 427 TIMES.

- OKAY, TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, MAN. WHAT--

- MY FAMILIES COME TO THESE GAMES, RAFI.

MY SON IS ALWAYS ASKING ME

WHY I'M LETTING THIS MAN TOUCH MY BUTT SO MANY TIMES.

- AND YOU SAY "SLAP-ASS" EVERY TIME.

- EVERY TIME!

- OKAY, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. LET'S GO TO THE TIME-OUT.

I'M FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, OKAY?

ALL I KNOW, SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID,

IS TO CATCH FLY BALLS AND TO SAY "SLAP-ASS"

EVERY SINGLE TIME I [bleep] SLAP ASS!

- THIS IS THE MAJOR LEAGUES, RAFI.

WE ARE ALL FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

NOBODY HERE HAS EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY "SLAP-ASS"

BEFORE YOU.

- QUIT PLAYING, MAN. COME ON, GET YOUR SLAP-ASS.

all: RAFI! - RAFI, ENOUGH! OKAY?

- I'M... [sighs]

OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT IT.

I HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY?

I KNOW THAT.

AND I DECIDE TO STOP RIGHT NOW.

- BUENO.

- [sighs]

RIGHT AFTER I GET THAT GARCIA SLAP-ASS.

COME ON. all: HEY, HEY, HEY!

- WHAT? - NO, RAFI!

- HEY, COME ON, EH?

I'M FINE, ALL RIGHT? FINE, I GET IT!

- [sighs]

[all struggling] - GET UP OUT OF HERE!

- COME ON! - GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!

YOU GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!

- YOU'RE THE ONLY SLAP-ASS THAT MATTERS, GARCIA!

- YOU ARE NOT GETTING A SLAP-ASS!

- HEY, GARCIA, MAN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

- OH. - HOLD UP.

- HEY, RAFI, WHAT'S UP?

- OH, MAN, I JUST TALKED TO THE MANAGER, MAN.

HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO TRADE ME, MAN.

I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNOW? I GOT KIDS, TOO, RIGHT?

- YEAH, WELL, WE ALL TOLD YOU WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

IF YOU-- - HEY...

[heavy breathing]

I REALLY COULD USE THAT ONE SLAP-ASS, MAN.

- RAFI. - COME ON, MAN.

JUST ONE SLAP-ASS, YOU KNOW? JUST ONE--

JUST FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE, YOU KNOW?

GET ME BACK ON MY FEET. I REALLY--

JUST ONE FOR THE ROAD, MAN. I COULD REALLY USE IT.

[heavy breathing]

OKAY, OKAY.

GOOD GAME! SLAP-ASS! [loud smack]

[relieved sigh]

- I GOT TO GET HOME TO MY KIDS.

- OKAY.

OH. GARCIA, MAN.

I'LL SUCK YOUR [bleep] IF YOU LET ME SLAP YOUR ASS AGAIN.

- NO! - [groans]

GARCIA, I'LL SUCK YOUR [bleep].

[groaning]

OHH, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS,

SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS.