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  • - CARVELL THANKS YOU FOR COMING.

  • [sighs] FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I'M SURE YOU ALL HEARD

  • THAT TWIGS GOT PULLED OUT THE RIVER THIS MORNING.

  • IT AIN'T NO SECRET

  • THAT HE AND CARVELL GREW UP IN THE HOOD TOGETHER.

  • SO LISTEN UP.

  • 'CAUSE CARVELL ABOUT TO SAY SOME WORDS.

  • - [panting]

  • - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • DON'T NONE OF YOU LOOK AT THEM TEARS

  • AND THINK THAT [bleep] IS FUNNY.

  • BECAUSE IT TAKES A BIG [bleep] MAN TO CRY IN FRONT OF HIS CREW.

  • GO AHEAD, CARVELL. - [sniffles]

  • Y'ALL KNOW TWIGS WAS MY BOY.

  • BACK IN THE DAY,

  • WE USED TO PRETEND THE SOFA CUSHIONS WAS A FORT.

  • - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. [takes breath]

  • - AND WE USED TO PRETEND THAT THE FLOOR WAS MOLTEN LAVA.

  • OH...

  • [panting]

  • - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH?

  • THERE AIN'T NOTHING FUNNY 'BOUT THAT.

  • OF COURSE THIS MAN IS CRYING.

  • 'CAUSE HE AND TWIGS WAS KIDS TOGETHER. OKAY?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

  • THEY WAS BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND [bleep].

  • - [sniffles] - GO AHEAD, CARVELL.

  • - WE USED TO PLAY CARE BEARS.

  • - MMM-HMM. HMM-HMM.

  • - TWIGS AND I WOULD SPEND

  • THE GOOD PART OF AN AFTERNOON

  • TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH C-C-CARE BEAR WE WAS.

  • - OH, OH... [chuckling]

  • OH...

  • I WISH ONE OF Y'ALL MOTHER-[bleep]

  • WOULD JUST START LAUGHING,

  • 'CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW YOU THINK THIS [bleep] IS FUNNY.

  • CARVELL OVER HERE, BLUBBERING AND TALKING 'BOUT CARE BEARS.

  • BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • BUT YOU...

  • - [holding back sobs]

  • - [wheezes]

  • THOSE ARE MANLY TEARS! OKAY?

  • THOSE SOME MANLY-ASS TEARS RIGHT THERE THAT YOU LOOKIN' AT!

  • GO AHEAD, CARVELL.

  • - AND THEN--

  • AND THEN--AND THEN-- AND THEN--AND--AND--AND--

  • [blubbering]

  • - [laughs] MM, I'M SORRY, MAN.

  • THAT WAS A WEIRD-ASS SNEEZE I JUST DID RIGHT THERE.

  • GOD DAMN IT.

  • CAN A BROTHER GET SOME [bleep] CLARITIN UP IN HERE?

  • GO AHEAD, CARVELL.

  • - TWIGS ALWAYS FANCIED HIMSELF SHARE BEAR.

  • - MM--

  • [groaning laugh]

  • - I ALWAYS--

  • I ALWAYS THOUGHT--

  • THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS MORE OF A FUNSHINE BEAR.

  • - MM--OKAY.

  • OKAY, ALL YOU [bleep] NEED TO RESPECT THAT RIGHT THERE!

  • OKAY?

  • Y'ALL NEED TO LISTEN TO FUNSHI--

  • [laughs]

  • [howling laughter]

  • I'M SO--I'M SORRY, MAN.

  • YOU A FUNSHINE BEAR, MAN. I'M SORRY, THAT--

  • THAT IS SOME FUNNY [bleep]. [laughs]

  • [gunshot] - WHOA, WHOA.

  • - [heaves]

  • ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO SELL SOME CRACK.

- CARVELL THANKS YOU FOR COMING.

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當你的朋友哭泣時,儘量不笑--------Key & Peele (Trying Not to Laugh When Your Friend Is Crying - Key & Peele)

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