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  • - [Orange] Pull his ears off,

  • I told you! (laughs)

  • You never do it.

  • (ominous music)

  • (Orange laughing maniacally)

  • Hey yo, it's A to the O,

  • back again with another gaming video!

  • That's right, it's Shocktober!

  • And we're playing

  • Friday the 13th Killer Puzzle.

  • (laughs evilly)

  • How's my evil laugh?

  • I think it's pretty good.

  • I've been working on it for Shocktober.

  • They were warned,

  • now they're all doomed!

  • Crystal Lake Memories.

  • Oh, there's a bunch of different,

  • okay and I can pick different Jasons?

  • Supermax Jason?

  • Ho ho!

  • Frozen Jason, oh, givin' the cold shoulder.

  • Zombie Jason?

  • Geez, there's so many Jasons.

  • Okay, I'm just gonna go with the Classic.

  • Episode one, Crystal Lake Memories.

  • Ooh!

  • Hey, what's up my buds?

  • Gettin' all fired, - 20

  • - oh, they talk! - years ago,

  • - A boy drowned in Crystal Lake,

  • because the camp counselors weren't watching him.

  • - [Orange] What are they thinkin'?

  • (laughs) - In the following days,

  • they started to die one by one.

  • - [Orange] Oh no!

  • Hey, don't make me read things! (laughs)

  • - They were murdered by the boys mother, Pamela Voorhees.

  • - [Orange] Aw, stupid name.

  • I would've called her Pamela Skinnyjeans. (laughs)

  • - The counselors cut off her head

  • to stop her.

  • - [Orange] Ew. Now,

  • her son, Jason, stalks these woods,

  • - seeking revenge for her death.

  • - [Orange] Guys! - Wait,

  • - wasn't his mom seeking revenge?

  • - (burps) Yeah, (Orange laughs)

  • - didn't he drown as a kid? - [Orange] He burped.

  • Although, it was kind of weak. - Whoa.

  • - Uh. Wait, maybe - [Orange] What the, no!

  • - I'm not telling it right.

  • - [Orange] Look out guys.

  • - Oh God!

  • (Jason growls) - [Orange] Oh no,

  • slice to meet you!

  • Uh oh!

  • Oh boy.

  • What, decapitated head?

  • Oh, it's Pamela Skinnyjeans.

  • Okay, I got swipe, swiggity swipe.

  • Go left and right.

  • Buy weapons packs, I can do that.

  • Get some of them weapon packs,

  • get some swigity swag, yeah.

  • Oh. Oh!!

  • - Final Girl!

  • - [Orange] He has no body to play with.

  • Yes, perfect, now go get the final girl!

  • Get the final girl in the first world. ♪

  • Uh oh, look out lady!

  • Ooh, gotta get that kill zone,

  • okay, right there.

  • Yes, got it. Uh oh!

  • Is it gonna be a crushing defeat?

  • Oh! (laughs)

  • Don't lose your head. (laughs)

  • Wow, weird, Bloodlust?

  • I guess that's what he does.

  • He lusts for blood.

  • Me, I lust for whistling pin wheels.

  • Such nasty, nasty campers.

  • Slide on over there to punish him!

  • Oh, bloody footprints on the ground.

  • I don't want to follow those.

  • Why are you making me follow things?

  • I want to do my own thing.

  • I want to choose my own way to go.

  • X marks the spot. (laughs)

  • Oh wait, if I named her Pamela Skinnyjeans,

  • that means that Jason's name

  • is gonna be Jason

  • Skinnyjeans. (woman screams)

  • (Jason roars) Oh! (laughs)

  • Don't lose your head.

  • Jason loves gettin' the action.

  • Chop to it, right?

  • Uh oh!

  • It's slice to meet you!

  • Oh wait, here we go!

  • Uh oh, uh oh.

  • What're you gonna do?

  • Oh! You disarmed her.

  • (laughs)

  • Literally!

  • Jason, you so mean.

  • Out of the Woods, level three.

  • Look at me, I have to pee.

  • Punish them for what they did to you, Jason.

  • For what they did to me!

  • Kill for mother!

  • You guys ever think about seeing

  • a family counselor or something?

  • I think it might be healthier than,

  • you know, murdering people, but I dunno,

  • that's just me.

  • (laughs)

  • Okie dokie, uh.

  • Where do I go?

  • What do I do?

  • How do I get there?

  • I'm confused.

  • Look out for Jason.

  • He's got swiggity swag in his horror bag.

  • (laughs)

  • I don't know what that means,

  • but coming for you buddy.

  • Look out!

  • Oh! - Final Girl!

  • - [Orange] Uh oh, final girl.

  • Coming at ya!

  • I snuck up behind you.

  • Okay, kill zone's over here this time.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Uh oh.

  • (screams) Eww.

  • That was a crushing defeat.

  • I thought you were gonna pull her ears off,

  • and then I was gonna say,

  • "Time for you to Van Gogh." (laughs)

  • Hopefully I'll have that opportunity again.

  • Midnight Menace!

  • 'Cause I really feel like that was a good pun.

  • Why do they run from you?

  • You're such a special boy,

  • and today is your birthday!?

  • Hey, what you doin'?

  • Don't run away from me!

  • Oh ho.

  • I really took a stab at it.

  • Hey, you can't run away, oh.

  • (laughs) - Final boy!

  • - [Orange] Final boy!

  • You goin' get Shocktobered.

  • Uh oh, uh oh.

  • What are we doing?

  • We doing a little of that slam-a-jama ding-dong!

  • Oh, Jason's back in action.

  • Filling up that blood lust.

  • Oh wait, what's Pamela Skinnyjeans have to say?

  • Increase your rage and get bonus blood lust

  • by watching an ad.

  • Leave me alone, Mom!

  • I'm doin' things.

  • Get back in the kitchen,

  • and make me a grilled cheese,

  • skinny jeans cheese sammiches.

  • Everybody loves skinny jean cheese.

  • (laughs)

  • Remember Jason, if you ever need help,

  • poop on the floor or tap on my face.

  • (laughs)

  • Yeah, that'd be hilarious.

  • Jason gets in a bind, and he's like,

  • I don't know what to do,

  • so I'm just going to poop.

  • (laughs)

  • If you guys haven't seen it,

  • I played a game like this before.

  • It was called 'Slayaway Camp'.

  • Super fun game!

  • I played a bunch of episodes of it, long time ago.

  • I think the same guys that made that game,

  • made this game.

  • Okay, Jason's getting confused.

  • He doesn't know where to go.

  • Oh, wait, yeah, now I know where to go.

  • Go up, and around, and then, oopsie-daisy.

  • Kid, you can't be running away from me.

  • - Final boy!

  • - [Orange] Whoa, she screamed for ice cream!

  • Ohh, Jason, what's he gonna do?

  • Okay, uh oh.

  • Pull his ears off!

  • Pull his ears off!

  • I told you to pull his ears off!

  • You never listen to me.

  • Maybe that's because you don't have ears either.

  • Seriously, look at his character,

  • he doesn't have ears, just like me!

  • Two rank up.

  • What does that mean?

  • Spank in the rank.

  • What? Whoa!

  • What's in this box?

  • Whoa, give me the good stuff.

  • Wow, a battle axe!

  • Can I axe you a question?

  • Just kidding, I don't have a question.

  • Crowbar! Nice!

  • We're really raising the bar, when it comes to weapons.

  • Yeah!

  • Alright, Punk Panic.

  • What you doing, you callin' those guys punks?

  • See how they run at the sight of blood.

  • Kill them, Jason.

  • Do it for mother,

  • aka Pamela

  • (girl screams) Skinnyjeans!

  • Ohh! Oh, you all going down.

  • (girl screams) Yeah!

  • - Final boy!

  • - [Orange] I think this might be a record.

  • Uh oh, oh, get in that kill zone.

  • I got a body count of 10.

  • Nice, pull his ears off.

  • I told you! (laughs)

  • You never do it.

  • Jason, why won't you listen to me?

  • I don't know why those kids are always running

  • away from me, it's really knife to meet Jason. (laughs)

  • Alright, those filthy little campers.

  • How dare they try to hurt my little boy?

  • Whatever Pamela Skinnyjeans!

  • You're just mad because you have no body

  • to play with. (laughs)

  • I know, I already told that joke.

  • Jason, Voorhees with the skinny jeans.

  • Dang, Jason!

  • Back at it again with the skinny jeans. (laughs)

  • Remember that, dang Daniel?

  • Although, he said it differently,

  • but I'm not going to say that.

  • I don't say bad

  • words. (man screaming)

  • Excuse me, could you tone down your screaming?

  • Geez, can I ax you why you screaming so much?

  • - Final boy!

  • - [Orange] Come here, final boy. (laughs)

  • Leave it to cleaver!

  • Woo, here we go!

  • What you gonna do?

  • Rip his mustache off!

  • Ah, (laughs) Okay.

  • I guess that works, whatever.

  • Jason never listens to my ideas.

  • I have great ideas.

  • Okay, this one's called, Indirect Hit.

  • Be careful around the lake, Jason.

  • You're not a strong swimmer.

  • Oh, I see, I don't want to fall in the water.

  • Yeah, because then I'll be saying, "Water my thinking?"

  • No! Press back to restart the level,

  • or back to go back one turn.

  • Oh, I see!

  • That's handy, for someone that doesn't have hands. (laughs)

  • Okay, Pamela Skinnyjeans, what're you doing?

  • Are you going to say something or not?

  • (screams) (laughs) (speaks gibberish)

  • Come on, Jas, you can tread water.

  • Okay, now we're, oh.

  • Wait, now I can't move anywhere.

  • Anywhere I go, I'm gonna go in the lake.

  • Alright, Jason, time to do some skinny dipping.

  • (laughs)

  • Okay, I got it.

  • I bet you I have to go a different way.

  • I have to attack him from a different side,

  • 'cause otherwise,

  • otherwise I'm gonna have to jump into the lake every time.

  • Yes, this is gonna work,

  • 'cause then the table will block me

  • next. (man screams)

  • Ohh! - Final Girl!

  • - [Orange] Chop, chop.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, yeah, I got you now.

  • I got you!

  • Okay, kill zone!

  • Standing hand in hand.

  • Oh! Give him a hand.

  • I'll take 'em actually.

  • (laughs) They're all mine now.

  • I don't have any hands,

  • so I gotta steal as many people's hands as possible.

  • 'Cause when you don't have any,

  • I mean, it's kind of a bummer.

  • Don't worry, Sweetie, if you get stuck,

  • just use 'back' to try a different approach.

  • Oh yeah, back to back,

  • (woman screams) your back on track.

  • What?! (woman screams)

  • Ohh, slice and dicin'.

  • Okay, now how do I get you? What?

  • How do I get over there?

  • I need to do, aw!

  • This doesn't work.

  • Unlock some deadlier weapons, Sweetie, drag three,

  • what, why are you talking at me?

  • Uh, okay, so let's try an' attack her from--

  • Oh, I know!

  • So, if I go over here, and then right here, oh yeah!

  • Now, now, if I go over to the right,

  • and then up,

  • (woman screams) and then boom!

  • - Final boy!

  • - [Orange] Why does the last person

  • always fall from the ceiling?

  • Like, where are they?

  • Were they hanging out on the roof

  • and they fall through the ceiling?

  • I don't understand.

  • You got stinky armpits,

  • so I removed them. (laughs)

  • It's the only way to fight stinky armpits.

  • No, I'm not going to do it, Mom.

  • Leave me alone.

  • Mind your own beeswax!

  • Okay, who's next, who wants it?

  • You can scare those campers into the fire, Jason.

  • Punish them for what they did!

  • At this point, does anyone even

  • (man screams) remember what they did?

  • Ow!

  • If you can't stand the heat,

  • don't jump in the campfire, just sayin',

  • it's probably not a good idea.

  • It'll leave you feeling fired up!

  • (laughs) (girl screams)

  • You love it!

  • Oh yeah, another one in the fire.

  • I got that burnin' desire,

  • to throw people in fires.

  • Hey! - Final girl!

  • - [Orange] Final girl, comin' at ya.

  • Look out!

  • I'm probably gonna either rip your arms off,

  • or use your skull as a basketball.

  • Yeah, here comes the basketball.

  • Ohh, LeBron James.

  • That'd be awesome.

  • I'd love to watch Jason be in the NBA.

  • (laughs)

  • All right, you guys!

  • Well, I think that's it, for this episode.

  • Thank you so much for watching.

  • Let me know if you want me to keep playing, okay?

  • Until next time!

  • Ooh what's in the box?

  • What is it?

  • What, Guitar?

  • Well, that's music to my non-existent ears.

  • Baseball bat.

  • Okay guys, until next time.

  • Later, potaters!

  • (rhythmic electronic music)

- [Orange] Pull his ears off,

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