it's the most dangerous job you ever did.

-Yeah. So many accidents.

I got chased by bees, hit by a car, season 1.

Got a concussion during season 1

because I saw a cookie on the ground,

and I was like -- I have a 30-day rule.

And I was like, "I'm gonna...

I'm gonna eat that cookie."

And I just reached, forcefully, to go and get the cookie,

and knocked myself out on my side table.

Had a concussion. Had seizures for, like, three months.

I...

I rolled my ankle.

I broke my arm.

None of which was on set, just during filming.

And then, finally, we had a giant action scene

in season 3, where we have to fight all these demons.

And they gave every single other character --

including 70-year-old Ted -- action to do,

and made me just sit behind a pool table, and watch,

because they said it was the only thing I was safe doing.

At the end of this three-day shoot

of me crouching behind a pool table,

I pull a muscle in my ass while down there,

and remain the only member of the cast

who sustained an injury. -You were supposed to be safe.

[ Both laugh ]

And they're all doing action?

-Yeah. They're, like, fighting with pool cues, and everything.

I did nothing, and broke my ass. -Oh, that's not good.