字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Hootie hoo, fruity-toots! It's AO back again with another juicy episode of Ask Orange. Now let's root-a-toot-toot through your questions. Woot woot! - Hey Pear, hey. - Oh hey. - [Narrator] Pear, hey, hey! - Hey. - [Narrator] Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Yes? - [Narrator] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - What is it? - [Narrator] There's TNT inside you. - Huh, how? - No time to explain. We have to operate. Scalpel, gimme 50 ccs of arma-loopi-derp-amine, stat! - Wait, armaloopa-what-now? - I need 50 CCs of derpa-derpa-lick-a-butt-amine, stat! - These don't sound like real medicines, dude. - Why is the patient still conscious? Has the burpa-burpa-tummy-chicka-chicka-boom-boom-amine not kicked in? - Okay, that's it, I'm not letting you operate on me. - Aha! - What? That was actually inside of me? Orange, you saved me! I had no idea you were a surgeon. Yep, I dabble in medical practice sometimes on the weekends. Now about that medicine I gave you. - Right, the, burpa-tummy-chicka-chicka-- - Boom boom? - Yeah, that's the stuff. What about it? - No, boom boom! (dramatic music) (group screaming) - [Narrator] It's time for Ask Orange! Who's your favorite basketball player? - Hmm, gonna have to go with either Michael Jordange, Kobe Beef or LeBron Flames. (laughs) - [Narrator] Orange, say toy boat seven times without messing up. - Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. (babbling) Pssh, so easy. - [Narrator] Hey Orange, can you say this word? (Orange Babbling) So easy. C'mon, gimme something hard. (laughs) - [Narrator] Pronounce the G in lasagna to everyone. - Hey, hey pear. Want some las-agna? - What? - Las-agna. You want some? - Why are you saying lasagna like that? - Am I not saying it right? Las-agna. - Lasagna. - Las-agna. - Lasagna. - The difference is so sub-tle, I can't tell the difference. - Please, if we don't fix this, it's gonna gnaw at me. - Okay, I don't want this to g-naw at you. - Orange! - What, what's g-nawing at you now? (laughs) - You're pronouncing silent letters just to be annoying. - I am not; hon-est. (laughs) (Pear groaning) - [Narrator] Hi. - Hi. - [Narrator] If you say hi, you will be invisible. - Wait, wait, wait, what's happening? Whoa, you're right! Now I can see what everybody says about me when I'm not around. (laughs) - Hear ye, hear ye. The weekly No Orange Allowed Meeting will hereby commence. Who'd like to start? - I will. Orange is my best friend. - I too have a confession. Guys I'm illiterate. - Seeing as how Orange isn't around, I have a confession too. My gender is. (drum rolling) - How the heck are those drumsticks floating like that? - G-g-g-ghost! (group screaming) (dramatic music) - [Orange] Aw man, I was this close to finding out Marshie's gender! What a Drum idea this was. (laughs) - [Narrator] Orange, why don't you have ears? - Why don't I have any ears? Believe me, I've searched high and lobe for the answers, but I can't seem to drum anything up. (laughs) - [Narrator] Yo, what you talkin' 'bout? - Yo, whatchu talkin' 'bout? - [Narrator] Hi Orange, you're my favorite YouTuber. I love your puns. - Thanks, you're the zest. - [Narrator] Hey Orange, do you use a toilet? - Only as a swmming pool! Whee! (cymbal crashing) - [Narrator] Hey Orange, see how long you can survive without telling a pun. - Well, I got the stopwatch; you ready? - Sure am, Little Apple. Just tell me when I hit the one min-ute mark. (laughs) - And it's over before I even started the clock. - I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. No more time puns, I promise. Please gimme a second chance. (laughs) - Orange, are you even trying? - C'mon, don't be so short with me. (laughs) (Little Apple screams) - [Narrator] Can you survive without TNT? - Okay, okay, I'm gonna be serious for a moment. Look, I tell a lot of jokes, but I can quit telling them anytime I want. And to prove it, I'm going to light all of my joke books on fire. I annoy a lot of people with kazoos, but I can quit anytime I want. To prove it, I'm lighting my entire collection of kazoos on fire. And to answer your question, yes I can survive without TNT; and to prove it, I'm going to light my entire stash of TNT on fire. (Orange laughing) (record scratching) - See ya next time, fruit lovers. (group screaming) (playful music)
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